Note: Tyler, Owen, and Tony are all still mad at Lando for lying with the Rick thing which happened in season 5 (see my character page)

Episode 1: The A-Maui-zing Race

Chris: Hey Chris Mclane here comin at you live on the tropics of Hawaii. So here's the deal we have 18 of our contestants competing for an even BIGGER prize money: 500 billion dollars! Who will win and who will lose find out right now in this season premier of TOTAL... DRAMA... HAWAIIAN EDITION!!!
(the whole intro goes with the 18 contestants)
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Hawaiian Edition we have our loseres I mean contestents over there.(points to the 18 contestents competing)and we've got Lando, Owen, Tony, Tyler, Heather, Ezekial, Alejandro, D.J., Sierra, Cody, Duncan, Blainly, Leshawna, Harold, Trent, Gwen, Courtny, and a new competitor Trevor!
(The guy who gave Sierra the fireworks in season 3 shows up)
Lando: Uh... you look familiar do I know you from somewhere?
Trevor: Dude we went to the same school together!
Lando: Wait ... Trevor! WOW it is you!
Trevor: So you're still slow on things?
Lando: yeah
Trevor you haven't changed a bit.
Chris:(blows a fog horn) O.K. now that were done with the sappy crap its time to start our first challenge: a race around Hawaii to find where you'll be staying.
Lando:(looks at Tony) Hey... How ya doin... Good.
Tony:(grudging look on his face and doesn't even look at Lando)
Lando: um o.k. Owen, Tyler what's happenin?
Owen & Tyler:(same as Tony)
Lando:Oh come on are u guys STILL mad about the whole Rick thing?!
Tyler, Owen, Tony:(still don't talk or even give some minor eye contact)
Chris: Whoever makes it to the grounds first wins an advantage in the next challenge.
(everybody goes up to the starting line)
Alejandro to Lando: I over heard you're uh... "conversation" I honestly cannot believe such childish behavior from them.
Lando: What are you going on about now?
Alejandro: Why the way those three(Tony, Tyler, and Owen) are treating you. It is quite obvious you are deeply sorry.
Lando:...
Alejandro: Well I say you don't need "friends" like them you need a REAL friend like me.
Lando:eh I'll think about it.
(conffesion cam buzz thingy)
Alejandro up close to an open camera: How hard is it to form an alliance with somebody on this show. I mean for crying out loud Lano rejected my offer LANDO ugh!
Lando:(in the background) We can hear you!
(conffesion cam buzz)
Chris:O.K. on your marks... Get Set... GO!!!
(Trevor trips Lando)
Lando:doof
(everybody runs over Lando)
Alejandro to Lando:Need a hand?
Lando: Thanks so far your the nicest guy here.
Alejandro:(smiles)
Lando: Although I'm pretty sure your trying to form an alliance with me and your just going to dump be out when you get the chance.
Alejandro:(blank but shocked face like "crap he know's")
Lando:So nooooooo Thank yooooouuuu to that offer. You can just kiss my a-agh
(Lando crashes into a camera and is knocked out)

Scene 2: (D.J., Linsay, Owen, Tony, and Tyler are all in the jungly forests)
Owen:(breaths heavily) Dudes wait up I gotta catch my breath.
(Everybody Stops)
Trevor:(faintly) Hey guys wait for me
Tyler:Oh crap, let's get moving.
Tony:What, why?
Tyler:Dude I don't like anyone whose known Lando when they were a kid. That's why I can't stand you.
Tony:But we HATE Lando.
Tyler:oh yeah.
Owen:O.K. I'm good.
Trevor: Dude's wait up. (Trevor catches up)
Tony:(Wispers to Tyler) Besides this guy might hate Lando too.
Trevor:Thanks for waiting.
Tony:Yeah hey do you hate Lando?
Trevor:Well duh after what he did in Season 5!? He's definitly off my TD fav list.
Tyler:Great you're with us now let's go.

(Scene 3:a dock facing another island)
(Everybody arrives)
Alejandro:(dragging Lando)Wow this kid is suprisingly light.
Lando:(gets up)DUDE I WOKE UP HOURS AGO!!!!
Chris:It's about time you guys showed up. Now as you can see this isn't even the island you guys are staying on.
Lando:Wait.What?
Chris:That's right you're staying over on that island(points to the other island previously mentioned)
Cody:You mean the former volcanoe surrounded my tons of man-eating sharks!
Chris:that's the one.
Heather:So how do you expect us to get across? I don't see any boats.
Chris:That's the fun part you guys are SWIMMING through that water.
Everybody:(looks at the water and gasps)
(the water shows chef throwing sausages into the water and 12 sharks going after them)
Chris:You have 3 minutes to get ready.
Ezekial: 3 minutes wow Chris is finally being nice today eh?
Chris let's make that 2 minutes.
Lando:Zeke?
Ezekial:Yeah?
Lando:SHUT UP!!!!
Lindsay oh no my nail polish is gonna run.
Blainly:Wait you wore nail polish for the first challenge?
Lindsay:Was that a bad idea?
Lando:(gulp)I am so dead.
Al:What's wrong?
Lando:oh nothing it's just that we have to swim through that water and i just remembered that I CAN'T SWIM!!!!
Al:Then do not worry my friend allow me.
Alejandro picks up Lando and puts him on his shoulders)
Lando:Wow this is really-
Al:generous of me I know.
Lando:I was gonna say "weird."
Chris:O.K and go.
(Every body dives in the water and swims from the sharks)
Chris:who will make it to the finish line first who will lose and whose gonna become a sharks tasty snack find out after this on Total Drama Hawaiian Edition.

Factoid: Tony and Lando are the only contestants that are from America. Tony's from Hawaii and Lando's from New York.

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Hawaiian Edition. Let's see how our contestants are doing.
(everyone is still swimming and the sharks are still chasing them.)
Chris:we've got a special surprise.
(the muscal bell dings)
Lando:YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FREAKIN KIDDING ME!!!!
Chris:We had better ratings when they sing. NOW START SINGIN!
(Music From Season 3 'Walk Like an Egyptian part 2' Plays)
Lando:(sings)
mm mm super scary sharks don't eat us with you 3 rows of teeth.
Al: please o please let us reach that beach
Lando and Al:oooooo oooooooooooooooo.
Lindsay:these sharks look kinda killy.
Tony:oh please that's just plain silly (shark snaps his jaws at Tony) aaagh
Lando: It's Swimmin Time
Everybody: Simmy swim Swimmy swim Shark attack Season
Lando: I really don't wanna die
Tony:Well then zip up yo fly agh (tony is hanging on a sharks jaw)
Tony:(crying) it's swimmin time
Leshawna: You better quit cuz i'm gonna win.
Harold:I really don't wanna be a sharks din-din agh-(a shark eats Harold whole)
Everybody:It's Swimmin Time Swimmy Swim Swimmy Swim
Lando:And then Al and Lando...
(Al and Lando make it to the finish line first)
Alejandro and Lando:WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!
(everybody but Harold passes the finish line)
(music ends)
Chris:We have our winners Lando and Alejandro, they get an advantage in the next challenge!!
Trent:wait a second, where's Har-
(a shark spits Harold past the finish line and makes a blech face)
Leshawna:Harold suga are you o.k?
Harold:Well actually I think I'm Barf.
Sierra:O.K WTMI(way to much information)
Chris:and Harold for coming in last you're automaticlly eliminated.
Harold:Gosh!

SCENE 3:The island

Chris: Alright so you guys will be eating over in the mess hall and your elimination cerimonies will be held over there (points to a area with a mini-audiance stand and a stage for chris) there you guys will revieve chocolate tiki idols to represent that your safe.
Duncan:Hold on a sec. Where are we even staying?
Chris:That's your third challenge: Building a hut for yourselves to stay in.
Everybody but lando:Aww
Lando:Yes awsome my uncle Keeth Griffin was a construction worker.
Trent:Was? What happened to him?
Lando:oh he just got crushed in one of those giant roller thingys.
Trent:oh that's... comforting.
Lando:Hey Chris where's the bathroom?
Chris:Well there's one over there but-
Lando:O.K thanks
(Lando goes into the bathroom wich is really the confessional booth)
Lando:(looks at the camera)YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME ANOTHER CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM!!!
(camera buzz)
Chris:Al and Lando for finishing the race first you guys get these blueprints to help you build your huts.
Alejandro:muy bueno!
Lando:nah i'm good.
Chris:eh suit yourself. And Go!!!
(everyone starts building)
(Camera goes to Tony who has built the frame and is now making the roof)
Tony:(falls)ahg my coconuts!
Lando:done.
(camera shows an awsome deluxe hut with a dam)
Alejandro:How'd you make all of this?
Lando:Like I said "my unle was a construction worker"
Al:and the dam?
Lando:oh well not many people now this but when I lived in Canada I was raised by beavers.
Chris:Lando wins the first invincibility!
Lando: Yeah YEa- wait what?
Chris:Oh yeah Since you guys are competing for 5 billion dollars there's 5 winners in each challenge And there's TWO eliminations 1 for finishing a challenge last and 1 voting.
(everyone starts building faster)
Tony:(walks up to Heather) um hey remember me?
Heather:Yes you're that "zing-zing" who gave me this stupid gold tooth!
Tony:well I think you look kinda cute.
Heather:what did you say?
Tony:uh... never mind.
(TIME JUMP)
Scene 4:The Elimination

Chris:you have all cast your votes and made your decisions th player who does not recieve a chocolate Tiki Idol must join Harold on the Dock of Shame and take a ride on the boat of losers. Now since Lando, Alejandro, Heather, Blainly, and Duncan all have invincibilitt any votes for them will not count.

Tony, Trevor, Owen, and Tyler:awwww
Chris:So let's get started:
Lando, Alejandro, Blainly, Duncan, Heather, Owen, Tony, Trevor, surprisingly Ezekial, Cody, Sierra, Gwen, Trent, D.J, Courtny, and the final Tiki goes to ..........................................­...­...­Tyl­er.
Leshawna:What?! ME! WHY ME?!
Harold:Don't worry Leshawna You still have me.
Leshawna:Yeah I guess you're right come here suga'
Chris:O.K. we're running out of time so get going to the Boat of Losers.
(Harold and Leshawna leave holding hands how sweet)
(conffesion cam buzz)
Alejandro:How did Duncan, Heather, Blainly, and I manage to build our huts? Simple Lando owed me, he may know I'm trying to get him to join my alliance, but what he DOESN'T know is that I already have one. And in time Lando will crack like an egg and I will be there to feed on the gooy yolk of his former self.
(confession buzz)

Chris:Will Alejandro's alliance work out? Will Tony's former friends ever forgive him? And Who will be one step closer to 5 billion dallars? Find out next time on
TOTAL... DRAMA... HAWAIIAN EDITION!

ATTENTION I WILL NOT BE MAKING ANY MORE EPISODES UNTIL I AM DONE WITH SEASONS 5, 6, 7, and 8!(sorry)
NOTE:Season 5:Total Drama Tech

Here is a sneek-peek for a later episode a musical number:

(Owen, Tony, Tyler, and Trevor are running throught a forest to finish the challenge and a boulder comes flying and lands on them but luckily the were in a hole)

Owen:well this suck.
Tony:big time.
(Lando runs in)
Tyler:*pokes his head through an opening* Hey Lando.Little help here.
Lando:well well well.I was hoping you'd end up in a hole, but I didn't expect you to be well... talking.
(Owen, Tony, and Trevor poke their heads at the opening)
Lando:This day just keeps getting better and better.
Tony:Lando shut up and get us out of here.
Lando:Why should I? We're not friends anymore.

(music number bell rings)

Music from 'Awwwww Drumheller' plays

Lando:You guys(lando puppet falls down tied to a pole) tied me to a pole. (puppet of sad lando falls down) robbed me of my happy soul. (puppet of stupid lando falls down) made me look like a total fool. (puppets of Owen, Tony, Tyler, and Trevor fall down) (angrily) now I'm gonna leave you guys (lando cuts the strings) wedged up in that hole. This is how we will end thiiiiiiisss!
Rick Puppet:This hate you have played.
Lando:This is how we will end thiiiiiiiissss!
Rick Puppet:The bill must be payed.
Tyler:oooooo oooooo(slides up from the bottom right corner of the screen) shouldn't have mocked you for havin no friends help us out and our hate may come to an end.
Lando:you think i'm gonna fall for that? no way man that's just crap.
Owen and Trevor:oooooo ooooo(Owen slides from top left corner and Trevor bottom)
Owen:Come on Lando have a heart.
Trevor:Don't let us die from owen's farts.
(Guess what Owen does)
Lando:How many times do I have to say it. You should just quit.
Tony:oooooooooooo ooo(slides up next to Lando) We're stuck in a hole this isn't right come on man make a fair fight. It's the least you could ever doooooo.

Tony:(talks)Please Lando help us out. There's still a piece inside you that's nice.

Lando:(a frown shows on his face) (sings sadly) You guys(lando puppet falls down tied to a pole) tied me to a pole. (puppet of sad lando falls down) robbed me of my happy soul. (puppet of stupid lando falls down) made me look like a total fool. (camera shows the Owen, Tyler, Tony, and Trevor puppets) but I'm not gonna leave you guys stuck in a hole. (Lando manages to lift the boulder) This is not how we will end this.
Rick Puppet:This hate they have played?
Lando:This is NOT how we will end this.
Rick Puppet:But there's a bill to be paid!

(Everyone crawls out of the hole)
Tyler:Thanks Lando.
Lando:(smiles)
(everyone looks at each other in agreement)
Tyler:we're still mad at you though.
Lando:augh

Be on the look out for more sneek peeks!

SNEEK PEEK #2

This is a scene where contestents have lost the challenge 1 by 1 and the remaining ones are Alejandro, Lando, Owen, Tyler, Tony, and Trevor

Info:Alejandro has been slowly corupting Lando to join him and his plan is working. Owen, Tony, Tyler, and Trevor are dangling on a rocky platform in a volcano hanging like a chain (Owen is hanging on to Trevor who is hanging on to Tyler who i hanging on to Tony who is hanging on to the platform)

Tony:Lando HELP!
Lando:uuuhhh (starts to walk towards them)
Alejandro:Wait!
Lando:What?
Al:You can't help them after all they've done to you.
Lando:good point
Owen:You're joking!?
(musical bell rings)
Everyone:(disappointed)awwwwww
Tyler:Come on.
(Music from 'Awwwww Drumheller plays)
Al:(sings) I have(curtains close) (puppets of alejandro releasing lando from the pole falls down) saved you from that pole (puppet of happy lando falls down) brought you back you're happy soul (puppet of cool lando falls down) made you once again cool (puppets of Owen, Trevor, Tyler, and Tony fall down and al cuts the strings dropping them into a pool of fake lava) come on Lando let them drop in that volcan-O
This is how it can eeeeeend
Lando:This game we have played?
Al:this is how it can eeeeeend
Lando:The bill must be payed.

Tony:(talks) wait Lando it's our turn now (curtains)

Tony:(sings) I left (lando puppet falls down tied to a pole) Lando stuck to a pole.
Owen: (puppet of sad lando falls down) we robbed him of his happy sole.
Tyler:(puppet of stupid lando falls down) made him look like a total fool.
Trevor:but comeon man don't let us fall in a volcan-o
Together:This is not how you must end thiiiiiiis.
Lando:This game we have played?
Together:this is not how you must end thiiiiis.
Lando:The bill should be paid.

(music stops)
Al:(on the rim of the volcano) comeon lando you can join me and we can rule this game, or join them (points to Tony and the others) and... well you know.
Lando:(looks back and forth)
(everyone who last the challenge and Chris and Chef are watching and t.v screen in suspense)
Tony and Alejandro:(stick their hands out for lando)
(camera shows Landos hand reach and grab a hand)
Everyone but Lando:(gasps)
(camera shows lando holding Al's hand but not that way)
Owen:(heartbroken and about to cry)I can't believe it.
Lando:Al I just want to let you know I appreciate this.
Al: the offer of joining me?
Lando:No (kicks Al in the kiwi's)
Al:oooff
Lando:You sticking your hand out like a total idiot. (pushes Al of the volcano) (angrily)THAT'S FOR SEASON THREE YA BIG FAT *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!
Everyone:(cheers)
(alejandro lands on blainly because everyone who lost the challenge is near the volcano)
(music picks up again)
Lando:(sings) I have been tied to a pole. robbed of my happy sole. been treated like a total fool.
but I won't let ANYONE fall in a volcan-o (saves Tony, Tyler, Trevor, and Owen) This is not how we'll end thiiiiiiis
Rick puppet:This game we have played.
Lando:This is not how we'll end thiiiiiiiiiiiis... Because the bill has been payed.
(the group hugs)

This is the end of the sneek peek but look out for more on
TOTAL......
DRAMA......
HAWAIIAN EDITION!!!!