(In the tune of Beautiful by Christina Aguilera; enjoy!)
(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .
Every day is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated
I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!
To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'
"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"
No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with
And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!
'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!
(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .
Every day is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated
I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!
To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'
"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"
No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with
And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!
'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!
chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed by the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the boat to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed by the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the boat to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moment i heard i was in the final 2 i was syced, but the bad thing was me and Sumer just became friends and now we have to go against eachother, well the thing that made me win was the my step sister Heather kissed my cousin Duncan. Me and Sumer fliped, i was the winner, what was i going to do wiith all this money, idk, but i knew i was gonna throw a MASSIVE party, well the party is over, and i still have a TON of cash, so Me, Heather, and Duncan went and bought rediculous crap, and i still have a TON of cash, well i dont want to brag sorry if i was. oh and wanna know what Duncan did to me, HE TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF!!! i was being to over pretective of him so he tried to. the second i crossed that finish line i was like WTF!!!I WON???!?!?!?! im sorry u lost Sumer, i feel really bad 4 ya, and to the rest of u im sorry u lost, and Ela-fant UR A FREAK!!!!!i mean that, lol, ok thx goodbye!
Emily: just start saying the names...
Nadia: as u know here in my island one day u are in and the next one u are out! lets start!!!
emily...
tappy....
danny...
Flavio...
Paola....
courtney....
heather, kevin... one of u will be out!
Heather: ough! just say my name!
Nadia: not so fast-
Kevin: ok, it was nice to be here-
Nadia: Kevin sit down!!!
Kevin: *sits down* fine...
Danny: just say who is out!
Nadia: heather.....
Tappy: but kevin-
Nadia: WHY U DONT LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!
Tappy: oh sorry
Nadia: ok, like i was saying, heather.... u are out!
Heather: what?!? u voted me off?!? ough! i want to see when u lose the game!!
Everyone: bye heather!