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We're All Winners! (Sorta) - A TDWT Parody

posted by taytrain97

(In the tune of Beautiful by Christina Aguilera; enjoy!)

(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .

Every day is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated

I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!

To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'

"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"

No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with

And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!

'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!

WE'RE ALL WINNERS! :D

HoldsteinSingh and Marth like this

RavenRox2 Nice!

taytrain97 Lol, thanks

RavenRox2 your welcome.....

sumerjoy11 Wow they should totally put this on the show!

taytrain97 Oh, I would faint if they actually used this :D

Jamie38459 They'd have problems knowing the lyrics though...

taytrain97 What do you mean by that? -.-

CyD12 awesome! haha you should send the lyric to the e-mail given in the blog of the producers if the shows... and who knows maybe you get famous! that would be soooo cool!

HoldsteinSingh Owen, Duncan, and Heather, winners in America, where Aguilera resides, would sing this.

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CHRIZZY FOREVER!!

added by TDIfangirl

Source: TDIfangirl!!!

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Total drama KENNY ROGERS ep 2 Bat fetcher trick PG

posted by dxarmy423

Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality show bitches!!

Duncan: not another one dammit

Kenny rogers: shut up its my show *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*

Harold: ahhh not again

Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy

Harold: its harold

Kenny rogers: what ever bobby

*camera goes to the studio*

Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired

Duncan: unfairly

Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair

Duncan: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff

Cody: yay stuff

Heather: are we gonna get hurt

Kenny rogers: thats what it said in the contracts ha ha *throws...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 2

posted by IDDfan

Love and Denial

Courtney heard a loud bang from the front door. She quickly opened it to see Bridgette on the floor, rubbing her head.

“You know, if you send me a frantic message in my answering machine, saying that I have to be here ASAP, you could at least make the door unlocked so I won’t smash my head!” Bridgette shouted, taking Courtney’s hand to stand.

Courtney smiled. “Sorry, Bridge, I forgot,” she said sheepishly.

Bridgette gasped dramatically. “This situation must be serious. You never forget anything!”

Courtney rolled her eyes. “Oh, ha-ha, Bridge.” She headed towards...

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courtney makes duncan watch twiling 2

posted by IDDfan

Authors note: oh and BTW i know this whole story sucks some major ass so ya dont have to tell me xS BTW theres curse language... just tought i warn ya "xD

"Fuck it, i cant sleep on a CHAIR! Even prison beds are better! AAAAH my neck!!!!!!!!!! What time is it anyways?"
Duncan yawned and looked at his watch - it was 3 am

"Wait a sec ... since her parents arent here, i could just sleep in their bed" he thought smiriking devilishly "Where are the damn stairs... ?"

He turned around trying to figure out a way to turn the light on. Sure, he had been here before, but not over night. He yawned again before...

Not Over Yet

posted by kk99aa

Vannessa fought back the tears,
although her anguish showed as clear as day
on her eyes. Ryan smiled sheepishly, obviosly happy that he had made the Vannessa cry.He slammed the door hard.Vannessa backed away slowly,turned around,and broke into a run."Faster Faster!" she commanded herself,while fighting back a waterfall of tears."I have to get away!" Vannessa murmured under her breath.When she reached her house,she plopped down on her bed and let all her tears out."It will be alright tommorrow." she desperately tried to comfort herself.Then the terriying truth hit her, "It's not over yet." she wispered and broke out cying again.She knew there was no hope...

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10 reasons why we hate Justin list

posted by TDIlover226

Seiamica: Hey hey peoples! Today, we're going to run down a little list that we like to call the...
Ten Reasons why we hate Justin list!
JG: He is arguably the most hated camper on the show.
Seiamica: So....Let's start this list!

Seiamica: He's rude
JG: He's ugly
Seiamica: He's stuck up
JG: He's ugly.
Seiamica: He got to return to TDA when Cody, Eva, and Noah DIDN'T
JG: He's so ugly
Seiamicaa: He thinks he's the best, but he's just a douche bag
JG: He's SO D@mn ugly!
Seiamica: He's such a wimp! He can't even get his hair wet!
JG And Seiamica: And he's SO D@mn ugly!

Seiamica: I know, that was random. But...

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Gwen and Cody on Tdwt (Total Drama World Tour) pt1

posted by Raven9087

*NOTE IM ADDING PPL WITHOUT PERMITION IM SRRY IF UR MAD*

*Gwen's prov*
Ok this isnt your normal romance this is an awakawrd love relationship I never felt this away bout anyone before I mean as soon as Trent got voted off Tdm I had no feelings for him but I did have feelings for another guy he was nice to me on TDI but tht time I didnt have feelings for him but now I do he was coming my way
"Hey Gwen, Duncan told me to give this to you" said Cody "Thanks tell him Ill read it soon"said Gwen
*Cody's prov*
The letter was from me but I didnt want to tell Gwen cuz I knew she doesnt like me. When I...

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Trent's Face

added by vamp_grl_123

Source: Teletoon and me

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harold's got da skillz

added by xxXsk8trXxx

trent

added by KARIxTRENT

Brianna and Duncan

added by potterandtdi

Source: Me!

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Courtney

added by TdiFan4Everz

Source: Too Many!

Struggle Then Beileve: Alejandro and Sierra's Tragic Past: Chapter 8

posted by TDIfangirl

"C'mon, Izzy! If we stop running, we'll never get out of here!" Sierra said, running as fast as her legs could carry her.
"But, Sierra-" Izzy said, but decided to leave her friend alone. "Let Sierra be Sierra.."
The two girls ran through the fields for an hour and stopped for a drink. "Hey...now that I've stopped running, I wonder...where's Alejandro?" The crazy girl asked, and the superfan's face went pale.
"Crap!"

"Where are these 'Child Services' people coming?" Asked Courtney.
"Well, nobody's going to get caught, unless they happen to be out in the open..." Replied Chris.
"Esper said she found...

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Struggle Then Beileve: Alejandro and Sierra's Tragic Past: Chapter 7

posted by TDIfangirl

The hallway blurred slightly as Alejandro struggled to run, having been seperated from Sierra and Izzy a while before. Voices rang in his head as he sprinted.
You can't run away, Alejandro.
You can't run from the past.
It's a part of you. You can't run away.
Seeing his vision's blurring increase, the arch villain stopped.
You can't forget, not now; it's your fault for spilling the beans.
All of a sudden, the scenery began to whirl around Alejandro as he fell to the ground with a groan. Everything seemed hopeless now, and it was all his fault.

"Some people in this world; I don't know who they think...

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Total drama Z episode 1

posted by dxarmy423

Episode 1: Ezekiel was here

Characters:
Trent- Goku, Cody- Gohan, Old Justin- Master roshi, Courtney- Bulma, Ezekiel- Radditz, Tyler- Krillin, Geoff- Piccolo

*a remote field in the middle of nowhere*

*space ship crash lands*

Farmer: what the hell was that *runs to crater*
Ezekiel: *gets out of ship* damn I have to fix that auto pilot
Farmer: who are you? Get off my property?
Ezekiel: *turns on scouter* ha pathetic only a power level of 5
Farmer: I’m warning you alien I’ll shoot
Ezekiel: shut the f*** up *blows up farmer with energy blast*
Ezekiel: *looks around* I wonder where he could be *picks up...

Fate Brings Us Back Together: Part Three: You And Him... Were Together?!

posted by dXcFan14

(A/N: Hey, this is dedicated to everyone who likes this and idea credit goes to tdafan121. Enjoy...)

-Alexis' P.O.V-

"Well, dont be too disappointed" my mother's smile faultered as i found the page i was looking for...

The Total Drama Wiki's Duncan-Courtney relationship page.

She stared at all the pictures and when i saw one, i let out a gasp.

She looked at that same picture and tears welled up in her eye's.

The picture was from an episode called "Basic Straining"

I couldn't tear my eye's away.

She looked so happy, so... just not how she is with Dad.

Duncan looks alot like Monroe.

Too alike.

I wonder...

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Total Drama Island Bio's - Izzy

posted by TDIlover4ever

Name: Izzy

Likes: Burning things

Dislikes: Being rejected by boys that she's stalking

Known For: Howling at the full moon

Why TDI?: Willing to do whatever it takes to win, even camp out on the producers doorstep

Izzy has been described by those who know her a a "wingnut", a "phsycho hosebeast", and "some kind of crazy". For as long as she can remember, she's been a big fan of "the witching hour". Her parents once awoke at midnight to find 1 year old Izzy shaking the bars of her crib, and howling at the full moon. They soothed her back to sleep with her favorite lullabies - horror movie soundtracks;...

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Love Hidden, Love Forbidden Ch.1: Love Hidden (CxT)

posted by tdafan121

Courtney and Trent. Aren't they perfect together?

(This begins somewhere between Izzy's 2nd elimination and After The Dock Of Shame and ends at TDDDDI. POV of Courtney.)
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Izzy just got off the boat after being eliminated for the second time and yet was still all smiles. That girl is nutso. I was swimming in the deeper end of the pool, thinking about Duncan as usual. When I came up for air, someone dove in, splashing me. I didn't care, because I was already wet, but still kinda peeved. The person came up infront of me. It was Trent. Considering I could care less about that guy, I swam away....

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Total Drama Memories ~ DxC ~ Chapter 2 ~ Dreams, Love & hate

posted by juviechick1339

lol

~Duncan's P.O.V.~
YES!!! i can finally say stuff to her without her shouting at me! Though i do kinda miss the old Courtney...

~Courtney's P.O.V.~
Duncan's room was painted bright green. there were skulls carved EVERYWHERE and the bedcovers were green. the bedside table was green, the lamp was green, the desklamp was green, one green beanbag and another red one sat in front of a TV. everything else was either black, white or dark brown.

i sat down on a beanbag and turned on the TV. i put on Canada's Next Top Model.

'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!' Duncan groaned. he turned the satellite off and put a DVD on. 'you...

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trent COMPLETE bio:(everything and anything about mah tdi man)

posted by KARIxTRENT

Trent is a casual musician who tends to get along with everyone. When Trent is not working on his music, he is seen working on motorcycles (though he never made it to the motocross challenge in That's Off the Chain!). His dream is to one day have his own motorcycle shop, although his father wishes for him to become an accountant, to which Trent is vehemently against. Overall, Trent treated nearly everyone fairly and equally, which made him a very likable competitor for the other campers. He was even seen able to get along with Chris at times. Throughout Total Drama Island, Trent is also known...