Once apon a time a werewolf named Jack went to Duncan's house and made waffles. But Duncan wanted poptarts. so he screamed "WHY"?!? And he nearly killed Jack. But Harold blocked him. Then, Duncan got mad and threw Harold out the window. But Harold had poptarts so Duncan got madder. Courtney randomly screamed in the backround "I WANNA ROCK"! So Duncan threw one at her. And it hit her face. Duncan got EVEN MADDER that Harold hugged him and gave him a crushed poptart, so Duncan crushed the poptart even more and chucked it in Harold's mouth. Harold fell on the ground and landed on a trampoline? And fell on Courtney, she (of course) called her lawer. Then Harold threw a pencil at her, the pencil backfired and hit Harold's butt. Harold screamed, ran in circles, and yelled "I like beer"! While Duncan snuck behind him and kicked his kiwis. Then Harold said to Duncan in pain, "Hay sexy!" Courtney came and kicked Harold's kiwis even harder. Harold died but the police came and arrested Harold for killing Jackkinfe and crushing the poptart and calling Duncan sexy. But then Harold came back to life and tried to run away to Candy Mountain....with Charlie....and lost his kidney. Harold got lost in Alabama and met duncaluvR. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Is wat she said. Then Random9747649 saw Jailbot and yelled..."AAAAAAAAAAAAA HES GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duncan yelled "Oh SHIT"! and got thrown in jail in the same stall as duncanluvR and she kissed Duncan, she yelled in her head "Merry Christmas to all"! Duncan gave her a poptart with a smile. THE END!!!!
As you may of have guessed by the title, you can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be said for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be said for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
