Once apon a time a werewolf named Jack went to Duncan's house and made waffles. But Duncan wanted poptarts. so he screamed "WHY"?!? And he nearly killed Jack. But Harold blocked him. Then, Duncan got mad and threw Harold out the window. But Harold had poptarts so Duncan got madder. Courtney randomly screamed in the backround "I WANNA ROCK"! So Duncan threw one at her. And it hit her face. Duncan got EVEN MADDER that Harold hugged him and gave him a crushed poptart, so Duncan crushed the poptart even more and chucked it in Harold's mouth. Harold fell on the ground and landed on a trampoline? And fell on Courtney, she (of course) called her lawer. Then Harold threw a pencil at her, the pencil backfired and hit Harold's butt. Harold screamed, ran in circles, and yelled "I like beer"! While Duncan snuck behind him and kicked his kiwis. Then Harold said to Duncan in pain, "Hay sexy!" Courtney came and kicked Harold's kiwis even harder. Harold died but the police came and arrested Harold for killing Jackkinfe and crushing the poptart and calling Duncan sexy. But then Harold came back to life and tried to run away to Candy Mountain....with Charlie....and lost his kidney. Harold got lost in Alabama and met duncaluvR. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Is wat she said. Then Random9747649 saw Jailbot and yelled..."AAAAAAAAAAAAA HES GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duncan yelled "Oh SHIT"! and got thrown in jail in the same stall as duncanluvR and she kissed Duncan, she yelled in her head "Merry Christmas to all"! Duncan gave her a poptart with a smile. THE END!!!!
