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Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant animals to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award show so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... or burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!

(theme song)

(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: You are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first you and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on you right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then you have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do you want Jordan to notice you or not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard bear crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's food on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard bear crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt more than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if you don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality Show is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts bear crawling)

(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(

(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 minute later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think you broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! You got 14 minutes left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...

(2 minutes later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: You got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!

(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) You think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(

(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares more into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! You made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. You can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. You got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that you can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter kitchen and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are you okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: You did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't you learn to shut your mouth!
May: So you were the one who stole our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. You are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. You will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni casserole on earth!
May: I love Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who stole our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. You guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell you want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, you go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with tomato souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! You guys haven't been acting like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: You wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do you wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: More important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 minutes later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask you something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would you go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, you let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their food on the table in front of Chef)
Chef: What do you call this?!
Marissa: Junk yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni casserole is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni casserole on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see you guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)

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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below your vote.

Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
Kate: Oh crap! where's my diary?! It was here in the car yesterday! Mom and dad aren't up yet so they can't possibly have it!
I LOST MY FRICKIN' DIARY! I would probley jump in a whole and kill myself if someone read it! If some one ever read that means I would be the laughing stock of TDI high!

*Cell phone rings*
Kate: Hello?
Cat: Noah and I have a Great Idea!
Kate: What how to find my diary?
Cat: You lost your diary? you don't know what would happen if so-
Kate: Oh, trust went over that this morning.
Cat: Well, anyways This guy is really cute! Most beautiful brown eyes, most sparkling teeth ever,...
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Life After Lies

By Fadingsilverstar16

Chapter 4

Leniency

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"A feeling in the pit of my stomach told me it would only get worse from here."
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I violently jabbed the punching bag once more, my bruised and bleeding knuckles throbbing in protest. Beads of sweat streamed down my face as I unleashed my anger on the thing. My heart slammed into my chest and my mind screamed at me to stop, but I ignored it. Pure adrenaline was the only thing keeping me from passing out. I channeled all of my negative feelings into the workout dummy, and soon it seemed as if it was the manifestation of everything that went...
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Another random poem I wrote. I tried to make it rhyme, but I didn’t feel like it.
Titled “If There Was A Chance”

If there is a chance
I would get away from here
Without a second glance
But, no.
The world is like this,
Small and dark and evil.
And it always will be.

It was because of you;
You whom I trusted;
You whom I loved.
It was all because of you…

In my heart, a fire blazes
Strong and wild,
It will never fade.
Never, ever… until…

But if there is a chance,
I would move away from this
Without a second glance.
Without you, my heart sways;
Longing for you;
Crying for you.

If I could have
One wish come...
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posted by kittymissy75
"dad could you close the closet door?"


He lives in your dreams.He hides in the shadows.He feeds on your fears.What you thought was just a story is your worset nightmare!
Introduction:

"For 15 years everybody told me that i was making it up.Everyone says its just a story.And that there was no such thing as the boogyman.But i was right there was."
"Listen to me Tim its time to grow up.There was nothin supernatural thing that happend."
"Hey your not going wierd on me are you?"
"No" "THese feelings are they real?"
"Im seeing things Jess."
"You know its just going to get worst. Go home Tim.Spend one night...
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I kept my head in my lap. I didn’t need to look at this newcomer. I knew who it was. Since there was only one person on this island who called me “Princess,” it wasn’t exactly hard. But said person was also the last person I wanted to see now. Especially after our little encounter minutes ago.

But why did he follow me?

I could hear him approaching me, his footsteps cautious. When he was feet from me, he spoke again.

“Princess?” he repeated. “Is that you? Why did you run?” His voice was curious and angry as he asked the question. I sniffed in response. I didn’t want to talk to...
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After the orange sun rose, the four vampires ducked under a tree. Courtney, Gwen and Bridgette panted for air- while Kaycee looked depressed. Suddenly, she inhaled sharply and let out a wolf-like howl. When it ended, she started walking out toward the sunlight- when Gwen stopped her. "Kay, what the hell are you doing?!"

"I'm going back." Kayce didn't look back.

"Back? To where?!" Bridge asked.

"Back to see Duncan."

"WHAT?!" Courtney and Gwen shouted.

"You'll be killed going out into that sunlight!" Courtney gasped.

"I don't care. I'll see Duncan in heaven if i have to." Kaycee said, starting to walk...
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heres how my room looks,
tv
space
couch
space
wall
so now u know so u will get the story beter ^^

ok so its the guilded chris cerimony, i sit on my couch, its either Duncan or Justin, i whisper to myself, duncan duncan duncan PLEASE SAY DUNCAN!!!
then chris said justin, i flipped backwords with my couch going down with me, i screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!in a high pitched voice, i bang my hands on the ground, i look down, i notice a tear drops from my eye, then all of a sudden courtney stood up and said, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!JUSTIN SHOULD BE GOING HOME!!!, i look over, then chris said ur right,...
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posted by bubblegum05
"This week on TDF,we have a person who means alot to me,Cody!" *cody walks over*"Hi,Andrea.I missed you!""I missed you!!!!*cries**hugs*i'm glad i can see you again!!"

*Sumer,Juno,Brooke and Ronnie walk over*
"Awwwwwww,you guys are so cute together!" said Juno."Aw,totaly!" agreed Sumer."Is it just me,or did those two just agree?" asked Brooke."Wierd.Anyways,what's todays challenge??"said Ronnie.*Andrea wipes away tears*"You're challnge today is called 'Up The Creek'.You will be NOT (i repeat) NOT getting a partner like the original.Instead,this is a solo challenge.You will get a caneo,paddle it...
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Nadia: hey! we are back with total drama adventures!! in the last episode i made the teams the orange team and the green team!! and the orange team lost the challenge and heather get voted off!!! who will be the next one?

Elizabeth: where is nadia?
Katie: yeah she normaly wake us up at 6:00 am...
Danny: this is weird....
Nadia: hey guys! ready for your new challenge?
Duncan: not really...
Nadia: good! everyone come with me!
sumer: where are we going?
tappy: no idea...
Nadia: ok guys! welcome to the TDA stadium!!
Jared: a baseball stadium?
Nadia: yeah!! today`s challenge is a baseball game!!!
Flavio: how...
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.....MATH! -Chris
Brooke:NO!
All: *look at *brooke*
brooke:what? i hate it?
juno (jackie): Thats why i just dont go.
duncan: Same here.
Chris: k, met me in 5 minutes in room chris 1!
*5 min later*
Sumer: this could be fun! Right?
lizzie: Not likely.
trent; good thing were on the same team, right tiff?
tiff: yeah!
trent: no, the other tiff.
tiff: oh, me? yeah.
chef:ok students. i am your mathe teacher.
brooke: funny, id thought youd be the pe teacher.
juno: blah blah blah. get on with the challenge already!
chef: FINE! for your first challenge, you will take a test on what you no. *hands out papers*
denide:...
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posted by gwentrentever
Courtney + Duncan
Courtney + Duncan
i noticed you were sad and i want to tell you that im here for you, if its personal then just keep it to your self, but if you wanna tell me i can help you get through it, we (all of your friends) love you and care 4 u, feel beter hun, and if u want me to kick someones ass 4 u i will be glad 2 ok, hope ur gonna be ok, just wanted to tell ya that we luvs ya and care 4 ya, please dont be sad, when my friends r sad i get sad, here i hope this song will help you cause its the song i listen 2 when im sad, well im just gonna write random crap so i can make it an artical...
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TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!...
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TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!...
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TOTAL DRAMA THE MUSICAL!

heres the link to the song vv

link
Jacki, Duncan, and Brittani
Jacki, Duncan, and Brittani
welcome to the dramatic campfire ceramony the first marshmellow goes to...-Juno

Keira
Ava
Andi
Summer

and the last marshmellow goes to...-Juno

LAUREN!!!

oh well its been fun guys...Juno can i say something-Theresa
sure-Juno
ok...Keira YOUR A COMPLETE DUMBASS!!!...Ava and Andi you two are awesome and great friends...Lauren your to girly losen up...and Summer...*punches Summer in the face* bye bye...-Theresa
ok tune in next time for another thrilling episode of TOTAL DRAMA REALITY!!!-Juno


NOTE:If your team loses leave me a message or I WILL STOP MAKEING THE SHOW!!!...seriously i will stop makeing it...
posted by gwentrentever
my first husbands name was Mr.Fudge...we were married for 5 minutes then i ended up eating him...(sorry Mr.Fudge)
my 2nd marrage was to Mr.Hoho...we were married for a day...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Hoho)
my 3rd marrage was to Mr.Donut...we were married for 4 minutes...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Donut)
my 4th husbands name was Mr.Hershe's...we were married for 20 minutes...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Hershe's)
my 5th husbands name was Mr.Snickers...he laughed alot...we were married for 15 seconds...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Snickers)
my 6th husbands name was Mr.Cake...we were married for 2 days...then...
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posted by bubblegum05
"Hey everyone and welcome to today's epsiode of TDF!This "week" Courtney is Co-Hosting!And We're having a two-part (takes up two eps) special!To start it off,let's start with the singing competetion.!"


"ALL CAMPERS REPORT TO THE MAIN STAGE!"Said Andrea."Hey,Juno can i talk to you?"Said Sumer."Ya,what now you snob?"(sorry no swears alowed)"BACK OFF YOU TWO-FACED,BUG-EYED,BUN-WEARING,LYING LITTLE,LOW LIFE,JERK!You gotta problem with me?Deal with it."Yelled Sumer."Oh!You're so the next one off the island."*Kicks Sumer in the head*"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!""For calling me names.And guess what?I rule...
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posted by 7thGradeGenius
Rikki, when she's not causing natural disasters :P
Rikki, when she's not causing natural disasters :P
The next day, I woke up at 5:30 in the morning to go to the dock. I don't know why I keep going to that dock every day. I was WAY too freaked out to even speak. I mean, I KISSED Duncan. How could I kiss him?! I love him like the older brother I never had. I mean, if I liked him more than that I would, but he's very close to me and I like him as a brother, not a boyfriend.

I kneeled down on the dock, my long curly brown hair falling over my face. I was wearing a sleeveless hotpink minidress and silver leggings with black high-heeled boots. I reached my hand out over the water, my stone glowing...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
I made a new character!

Full Name: Nelinan Leea Johanssenn (pronounced Yo'ansen)
Nickname: Nee-Lee
Age: 17
Birthday: July 18
Label: Fetish Goth
Personality: Confident, happy, hyper, fun
Boyfriend: Hard to know when everyone is attracted to her.She likes Justin.
Friends: Justin, Lindsay, Heather, Gwen, Cody
Enemies: All the annoying people
Talents: Singing, tying a cherry stem knot with her tounge,attracting others
Story: Ever sience puberty, boys and girls have been attracted to her. She is one of the hottest people you'll ever see. She is half Japanese and half Sweedish, and has been raised by her Japanese...
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Welcome to the TDIG. Our studnets this year have been working very hard to accomplish there goals for there grad and now it is it. ``I shall now call you all up for your diplomas`` said Mrs.Anderson (teacher). Noah Anger, woo hoo I already new I was graduating`. Izzy Bale,Izzy Bale, Izzy are you here, just then swingin in on a streamer IZZY, here! Cody Barnes, alright getin my dilpoma! Courtney Diamond, just then every DxC fan stood up in the Audience and yelled yeah Courtney. As time when on every one was enticpating Duncans turn`. Ezekiel, Eva, Sadie, Tyler, Justin, Bridegtte, Geoff. Katie,...
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posted by superDUNCANfan
"I am sick and tired of you and Natasha getting into trouble!!!"natile said walking into her room and emtying her clothes into a bag."Where r u going, Natile??"Shawn asked her."far away from here."she jumped out the window and dissapeared.

"Mom,Natile ran away!!"Shawn yelled to his mom.

i don't know where i am goin but i don't care.

"where am i?"Natile asked herself."Huh, los Vegas." She said walking not paying attention, running into a person."Hey watch where your goin!"The guy said."You remind me alot of my father."She told him,"How?"he said "Well, Your the same hight as him.you look identical. My name is Natile."I told him."My name is Terrian.... ur brother."he said he's my brother.
Name: Arther, but HATES to called it, he perfers Blake.
Age:13
Possy: JG's possy, 3rd in command.
Friends: Seiamica, JG, Vanita, Duncan, Beth, Noah.
enemies: Heather, Calvin, Harold, Trent, Bryanna.
Nicknames: Munchfreind(most used), Mega midge, midget.


Blake, Eva's cousin, is the shortest person in
TDA. He is sometimes noted as a nerd, but not often because anyone who does get's beaten up. Blake is a good fighter, he hates Calvin because he cracks short jokes at him, even though he is only a centimeter taller than him. Just like Eva, Blake has anger management isues, but he can controle them. These...
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posted by TDIlover226
Name: Sophie
Age: 12
Possy:JG's possy
friends: JG, Vanita, Julie, Cody, Blake.
Relatives:Cody
Type:Delinqent/classclown/goth/fungirl/partier!
Phrase:uh, yeah like I said, you SO owe me, dude.

Sophie is the youngest person on TDA, but not the shortest (Blake is). Sophie has never had a boring day in her life, she lives to party but also has a dark personality (just like JG). Some say that she dresses like Julie, and looks like Tonya, but she is not a mixture of both of them. Sophie is picked on alot by Justin. Sophie had to stop it so she put him on a bus (telling him that it was to the emmies) and it was actually a bus to Norway. Sophie hates Trent, Heather, and Bryana's possy, just like the rest of JG's possy. Sophie (like everyone else) gets a costume change in the half mark point. Her clothes turn to a more 70's hippy apperence. When Sophie 's the new outfit, it is when she has turned 13.
Sophie 12
Sophie 12
Sophie 13
Sophie 13