Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant animals to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award show so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... or burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!
(theme song)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: You are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first you and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on you right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then you have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do you want Jordan to notice you or not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard bear crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's food on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard bear crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt more than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if you don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality Show is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts bear crawling)
(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(
(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 minute later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think you broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! You got 14 minutes left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...
(2 minutes later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: You got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!
(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) You think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(
(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares more into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! You made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. You can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. You got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that you can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter kitchen and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are you okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: You did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't you learn to shut your mouth!
May: So you were the one who stole our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. You are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. You will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni casserole on earth!
May: I love Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who stole our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. You guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell you want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, you go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with tomato souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! You guys haven't been acting like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: You wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do you wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: More important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 minutes later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask you something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would you go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, you let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their food on the table in front of Chef)
Chef: What do you call this?!
Marissa: Junk yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni casserole is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni casserole on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see you guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)
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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below your vote.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
(theme song)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May: Yes captain Lia?
Lia: You are going to ask Mathew out today!
May: Okay, but first you and Jordan has to be get together.
Lia: (sigh) He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
May: Well then we have to get him to notice you.
Lia: How?
May: Draven's been hitting on you right?
Lia: Yeah. And it's annoying.
May: Well... then you have to hit on him to.
Lia: The only "hitting on" I'm doing to Draven is going to come from my fist.
May: Do you want Jordan to notice you or not?
Lia: (sigh) Fine.
Chef: (intercom) Maggots! Outside now!
Lia: Oh no. If we have Chef today... I'm going to-
Chef: NOW!
(Outside of trailers)
Chef: Everyone listen up! Today's challenge is-
Draven: The optical course pain! a 200 yard bear crawl, 100 jumping jacks, 50 push-ups with Chef's food on our backs, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall, then a cooking challenge-
Chef: SHUT UP MAGGOT! I'M TALKING!
Draven: What? I read what all the challenges are for the rest of the season. I know what-
Chef: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE DO DOUBLE THAT!!
Draven: But I'm just saying-
Cole, Chilly, Jordan, Marissa, Elisa, Liza, Lia, May, Vincent, and Mathew: SHUT UP!!
Draven: fine. Bitch.
Chef: (eyes start twitching) Okay! Now the challenge is a 400 yard bear crawl, 200 jumping jacks, 100 push-ups with a brick on your back, yeah that's going to hurt more than my foot, and then a hard sprint to the mess hall. And if you don't do all that in under 20 minutes... YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Everyone: (groans)
Cole: Thanks a lot Draven.
Draven: what?
Elisa: Ummm... Chef sir?
Chef: WHAT?!
Elisa: What reality Show is this based off of?
Chef: The first challenge is not based off anything. The 2nd one though is! NOW GO!!!
(Everyone starts bear crawling)
(20 yards later)
(May is crawling on the right side of Lia and Draven is crawling on the right and Jordan is about 5 yards behind her with Mathew right beside him)
Draven: So... Lia... How's it going.
Lia: Shut up you-
May: (cough)
Lia: I mean, good. It's going good. And you?
Draven: Good.
Jordan: Is Lia flirting with Draven?
Mathew: Eh. Looks like it. (crawls past Jordan)
Jordan: But I thought Lia liked me. :(
(380 yards later)
Chilly: Oh yeah! First one here!
Chef: 200 jumping jacks now!
Chilly: Oh yeah! (starts doing jumping jacks)
(Vincent then Liza come and they start doing jumping jacks)
(Marissa comes and starts doing jumping jacks then Cole)
(Lia, Draven, May, and Mathew come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(Jordan and Elisa come up and start doing jumping jacks)
(1 minute later)
Chilly: DONE!
Chef: Grab a brick and put it on your back!
Chilly: Okay... can like an intern help with that?
Chef: INTERN!!
(3 interns come and picks up and brick and puts it on Chilly's back)
Chilly: Oof.
Vincent: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Vincent: Ow!
Liza: done!
(Intern drops brick on her back)
Liza: going down!
Cole: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Marissa: done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Draven and Lia: Done!
(intern drops brick on their backs)
May and Mathew: Done!
(intern drops bricks on their backs)
Jordan: Done!
(intern drops brick on his back)
Jordan: Ow! I think you broke my spine!
Elisa: Done!
(intern drops brick on her back)
Elisa: Ow!
Chef: GO! GO! GO! You got 14 minutes left! 100 push-ups! Up-down. Up-down...
(2 minutes later)
Chilly: And... 100! Finished! (get's up)
Chef: You got 11 minutes! Run to the mess hall! NOW!
Chilly: okay! (starts running)
Vincent: Done! (starts running)
Cole: Finished! (starts running)
Liza: F-finally! (starts running)
Marissa: DONE! (starts running)
Lia: And... 100!
Draven and Lia: DONE! (starts running)
May and Mathew: Done! (starts running)
Jordan and Elisa: DONE! (starts running)
Chef: 10 minutes!
(halfway to the mess hall)
Draven: So... Lia...
Lia: Yeah bit- I mean hot stuff.
Draven: (holds her hand) You think we can win this?
Lia: (smiles) Yeah. (pretends to blush and then stares back at Jordan)
Jordan: (stops) Wait.... Lia likes Draven?!
May: Looks like it.
Jordan: B- but Lia is suppose to like me! I mean she won the challenge against Annie. I- I thought we were dating. :'(
(Mess hall)
Chilly: (enters) Oh yeah! First place! WoHoo! How much time do we have left Chef?
Chef: 1 minute.
Chilly: I made it in 9 minutes? sweet!
(Cole, Vincent, and Liza enters)
Cole: Made it!
(Draven, Mathew, Marissa, and Lia enter)
Lia: Oh yeah! Made it!
Draven: Together... (looks into Lia's eyes)
Lia: Ummm....
(Jordan and May enter)
Lia: Yeah... together... (stares more into his eyes)
Jordan: (gasp) :(
(Elisa enters)
Chef: Elisa! You made it just in the nick of time! Now that everyone's here, time for part 2. A cook off. You can make anything that want. There is materials in the kitchen. You got 1 hour. Begin! Oh and Draven. Chris gave me orders that you can go in there first.
Draven: Really?! Sweet! (enter kitchen and then screams and there is racket going on in there)
Lia: Haha- I mean... OH NO! Draven are you okay?!
Jordan: :(
Draven: (exits and has 2 black eyes, mess hair, tons of buses, and cloths have a lot of tares in them.) Oh I'm just fine. (faints)
Cole: (laughs) Oh I'm so glad I framed Draven for stealing the phones.
Liza: You did what now?!?!?!
Chef: WHAT?!?!!?
Cole: OH Cole! Why can't you learn to shut your mouth!
May: So you were the one who stole our phones?!?!?!?!?!?!? And it wasn't Draven?!?!?!?
Cole: No- I mean... aaaaaa..
Lia: Oh. You are going to pay!
Chef: (blows whistle) Okay. Cole. You will come outside with me and face your punishments I was going to give to Draven. Now, for the others... GET COOKING!
(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what are we going to cook first off?
Draven: I can make a mean taco.
Vincent: Mmmmm.. Tacos...
Lia: Oh! I make the best Beefaroni casserole on earth!
May: I love Beefaroni casserole! Let's make that!
Vincent: No way! Tacos are good!
Mathew: Yeah I agree! Let's do tacos!
Draven: What ever the lady wants.
Lia: See. 3 to 2. Majority rules.
Mathew and Vincent: (sigh) Fine.
(with team Real)
Marissa: I can't believe Cole is the true one who stole our phones.
Liza: I know right. When I get my hands on-
Chilly: Guys! Focus! We need to think of something to make! Any good cooks in here?
Marissa: Joss is a good cook. :(
Liza: Oh so your thinking about Joss?!! My BOYFRIEND!!
Marissa: Liza-
Chilly: GUYS!
Marissa and Liza: Fine.
Chilly: Good. Now... where's Jordan?
Elisa: Crying in the mess hall.
Chilly: What!? Agggghh... Liza. Marissa. Elisa. You guys go make the food. Make what ever. I'll be back with Jordan in a second.
Marissa, Liza, and Elisa: Okay.
(Mess hall)
Chilly: What the fuck man?! What's u-
Jordan: (rocking back and forth looking all crazy) Lia doesn't like Draven Jordan. It's all just in your head. Lia doesn't like Draven. Lia doesn't like Draven.
Chilly: Ummm....
(With team Fake in the kitchen)
Lia: Okay. So let's make that Beefaroni casserole! I'll tell you want to give me okay?
Vincent, May, Draven, and Mathew: Okay.
Lia: (whispers to May) And while I do that, you go hook up with Mathew.
May: (sigh) Okay.
Chilly: (enters) Okay I can't help Jord..... what the?
(Marissa and Liza are messy with tomato souse on them and Elisa is in fetal position in a corner)
Liza: Joss is mine!
Marissa: I don't care! You guys haven't been acting like boyfriend and girlfriend!
Chilly: Ladies-
Marissa:Maybe we should do the same thing that Annie and Lia did.
Liza: Okay! And I know that I'm going to win!
Marissa: yeah right!
Liza: You wanna go?!
Marissa: Bring it!
Chilly: I'll go back and help with Jordan. (exits)
(With Team Fake)
May: So... Mathew...
Mathew: Y-yeah May?
May: Do you wanna-
Vincent: Come on guys! Me, Draven, and Lia can't do this alone.
Lia: (slaps Vincent's arm)
Vincent: OW!
Lia: They can talk! It's important!
Vincent: More important than winning this challenge?!
Lia: Y-
Mathew: Vincent's got a point. We'll have to talk later. Okay May?
May: (sigh) Okay.
Lia: grrrrr....
(30 minutes later)
Chef: (enters) Okay! Let me try your foods!
Chilly: Where's Cole?
Chef: Infirmary. I maybe punished him a little too hard.
Liza: That's okay. He deserves that for stealing our phones.
May: Mathew, I need to ask you something...
Mathew: Yeah?
May: Would you go-
Chef: SHUT UP!! Time to start the challenge maggots! Now. Team Real, you let me eat your's first!
(Team Real sets their food on the table in front of Chef)
Chef: What do you call this?!
Marissa: Junk yard surprise?
Chef: Ummmm... What's in it?
Elisa: Different kinds of meat, sauces, and other stuff.
Chef: If i die, your team loses.
Chilly: Oh great.
Chef: (takes a bite and spits it out) gross! Please! Team Fake, please let it be better.
Lia: Oh it will. My Beefaroni casserole is the best in the state of Pennsylvania. (sets the Beefaroni casserole on the table)
Chef: I'll be the judge of that. (takes a bite and then swallows and he smiles and there is a sparkle in his eyes) That was amazing!!!! Give me more! Give me more!
Vincent: So does that mean we won?
Chef: Yes it does! Yes it does! Team Fake! I'll see you guys tonight!
Chilly: (sigh) I'll go tell Cole.
Lia: YES! We won! (jumps and hugs Draven)
Jordan: (faints)
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Okay, Team Real, time to vote someone off tonight. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below your vote.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Cole
Chilly
Elisa
Marissa
Liza
Jordan
