Come Back Yelled his Crums!

At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing music inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course you didn't. You can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops next to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here by Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, Panzer was given the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant Panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...

Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell you the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought you said Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are you ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when you are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess you found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave you that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did you end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, you know that claw on top of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my top speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: Said Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled more coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little more to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: Hey Mr. C? Do you think you'll get your gold dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank you Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." Duck said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If you all insist, I'll tell you my story." Said Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

After escaping the diesels once again, Lady saw a bridge. She had to stop, because it was under reconstruction.

Burnett: I think we can make it. What do you two think?
Lilly: Sure. Is that okay with you Lady.
Lady: I can make it.
Burnett: *Drives Lady backwards*
Diesel 10: *Getting towards Lady with Splatter, Dodge, and P.T Boomer*
Splatter: There she is.
Lady: *Stops*
Diesel 10: This is it. Let's get her.
Lady: *Going forward very quickly*
Splatter: What's she doing?
Dodge: She's gonna destroy that bridge.
Lady: *Continues going over bridge*

The bridge started to crumble, but Lady made it across...

While Thomas was taking us to the magic buffers, Junior remembered something.

C Junior: Oh no.
Mr. Conductor: What's the matter Junior?
C Junior: Lilly. We left her at the windmill!
Mr. Conductor: Alright, Thomas. Get us to the windmill, then take us to the magic buffers.
Thomas: Yes sir Mr. Conductor. *Goes to windmill*
Pierce Brosnan: Thomas went as fast as he could to the windmill.
Mr. Conductor: Is that James Bond narrating?
James: *Passing Thomas with a short freight train* Did someone say my name?
Thomas: We're talking about another James.
James: Uh, huh. Sure you are. *Goes faster then Thomas*...

I'm sorry if you find the style of my writing wierd for this, but I thought it would work for this article.

Now let's begin

Belle, Boco, and Salty are in a shed, hanging out

Salty: Hey Belle, do you have anything to drink?
Belle: Yeah, in the fridge.
Boco: Hey Salty, can you get me a glass of malk?
Salty: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.
Belle: That's what he just said.
Boco: Yeah, I just want some malk.
Salty: No no, you're saying it wrong. You're saying malk like it's a disease.
Belle: *laughs* How do you say it?
Salty: I'm saying it the way others oughta say it, which is...

Back at Shining Time Station.

Patch: *Sitting on bench* Where's Burnett Stone when you need him?
Mut: *Barks*
Patch: Oh, right. I get those two mixed up. Where's Billy Twofeathers when you need him?
Billy: *driving train towards station*
Mut: *sees train, and barks*
Patch: I see him.
Billy: *Stops train at station* Hi Patch.
Patch: Hey Billy. Check out this banner I made for the station.
Billy: Very good. I like it.
Patch: Thanks.
Mut: *Barks*
Billy: It happens.
Patch: What?
Billy: Mut was telling me you got me confused with Burnett Stone.
Patch: Yeah.
Billy: Burnett is over at his house. You can go...