The Totalitarian Police Regime Oppresses Anthropomorphic Locomotives

S.B is the narrator

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San Francisco

People: *Walking down the sidewalks*
Other People: *Driving across the Golden Gate Bridge*

S.B: *Walking across the Golden Gate Bridge, passing many other people along the way*

S.B: *On top of a cable car. As it stops, he jumps off, and starts walking down the middle of the street, performing numerous dance moves along the way*
Man 553: Yo, check him out.
Woman 52: He's got great moves.
S.B: *Gives everyone a thumbs up as he continues walking in the middle of the street*
People: *Giving S.B a thumbs up back*
S.B: *Continues to dance while moving...

Mily: *Pulling six passenger cars*
S.B: *In her cab, looking out the window*
Mily: Thanks for coming with me today.
S.B: Thanks for inviting me over. Things must be easier for everyone here now that all the snow's melted away.
Mily: It didn't take that long for it all to melt though. That's what I find surprising. We get 13 inches of snow, and then four hours later, it gets into the 50's, and it all melts away.
S.B: I didn't even get a chance to make a snowman.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Not far away, an ambulance was going down a road. Four men were inside.

Man 134: $50,000. We just stole $50,000...

S.B is the narrator

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience, but you already know this, so moving on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Ian: *Coupling up to a freight train in the yards*
Sean: I think this is the first time we've ever worked together on a freight train.
Ian: I agree.
S.B: *Walks over to the two diesels* Hi fellas. Where are you heading?
Sean: Mossberg Harbor.
Ian: Want to join us?
S.B: I'll stand on your walkway.
Sean: Won't you freeze?
S.B: I've got a coat suitable for the arctic. I don't think I'll freeze. *Climbs on Ian's ladder, and stands on his...