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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Thomas: Hello, I'm Thomas. I'm going to steal everyone's spotlight.

Then Thomas pushed Duck down a cliff. He went to Oliver, and pushed him into a turntable well. When he reached Donald & Douglas, he derailed them in their sheds, and put tape on their mouths so they could not call for help.

Sir Topham Hatt: He what?! I knew he'd act like this when the new special was announced. Where is he now?

Spotlight, starring everyone as theirself

Thomas: *Stops next to James*
James: Hello Thomas. Have you seen...

Trainz Short 2: The Turntable

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Juliette: *In Impala Station. She couples up to her passenger train with her front coupler*
Boy: *With 3 other boys* Look. There's a diesel on the line.
Boy 4: No, it's only Juliette running tender first.
Juliette: *Embarrassed*
Sean: Hey Juliette! Are you a transgender now? Make up your mind, you gotta decide if you're a steam engine, or a diesel.
Larissa: *Enters Impala Station, laughing at Sean's comment* Oh Juliette, your friend Sean over there is hilarious. *Stops at the platform, and uncouples from her train*
Juliette: Good luck with the turntable. You might get stuck like I did.
Larissa: Don't...

What Happened On Sodor Today

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Donald had just finished his work, and went to Douglas' shed.

Donald: Hey Douglas.
Douglas: *On laptop* What do you want?
Donald: You wanna come out?
Douglas: No.
Donald: Come on Douggie' come play with me. Come outside.
Douglas: No thank you.
Donald: Hey Douglas. Douglas! Doug- Douggidy Doug!
Donald's Driver: *Throws stone through shed window*
Douglas: What the fuck are you doing?
Donald: Trying to get you to come out!
Douglas: *Angry* Leave me alone!
Donald: Okay. *Leaving shed*

Donald soon fell in the turntable well

Douglas: *Sees Donald, and laughs*
Douglas' Driver: *Accidentally makes Douglas move...

Trainz Short 15: Panzer Lied

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This is an alternate scene from episode 180.

Song: link

Announcer: And without further ado, let the race begin!
Panzer: Haha! I'm winning!
Security: Stop him! He's cheating!
Panzer: You dare accuse me of cheating?!?! *Deploys an MP40* This will teach you a lesson!! *Shooting the security guards*
Security: *Getting shot by Panzer's MP40*
Panzer: Anyone else want to challenge me?!
Security: Get back here! *Chasing Panzer in Jeeps*
Panzer: *Shooting the Jeep drivers*
Security: Ah!! *Crashing into each other*
More Security: *Blocking the tracks at Newark Penn Station* He won't escape us this time. *Pointing...

Trainz Skit 17

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Kagura's Hot, Sticky Fluids

Starring Megan as Tomo
Sammi as Kagura

Song: link

Megan: Kagura! Juicy!
Sammi: *Wheelslips* I'm masturbating!! Haha. *Slips her wheels as she struggles to move a 25 car passenger train*
Megan: What?
Sammi: *Makes her wheels slip faster*
Megan: That isn't how it goes!
Sammi: Hahahaha! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

After having wheelslip for 20 seconds nonstop, Sammi released white fluids that splashed all over Megan, and turned her into a skeleton.

The next day, Sammi and Mily were at Impala Station.

Sammi: *Laughing* That was swell. So that's basically what happened yesterday. It was pretty rough.
Megan: *Dancing in front of Sammi*
Sammi: What is that?

Don't ask me.

Trainz Skit 10

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Soup - ???

Sean & Jazlin as theirselves

Song: link

Sean: *On a phone* Hello?
Jazlin: *In a grocery store, holding her phone with steam from her cylinders* Hey, what's up?
Sean: I need your help. Can you come here?
Jazlin: Uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Sean: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Jazlin: I can't find them.
Sean: What do you mean you can't find them?!
Jazlin: I can't find them. There's only soup.
Sean: What do you mean there's only soup?!
Jazlin: It means there's only soup!
Sean: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!
Jazlin: Alright, you don't have to shout at me. *Moves forward...

Trainz Episode 67

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This is the race car next to the tower Mr. Baldwin is in

Narrator: Today was a very special morning. Mr. Baldwin had a race car next to the tower he was in.
Sean: So what's this race you're doing again?
Mr. Baldwin: It's called the L.A. Special. The race is in Los Angeles, and it's for charity.
Mike: Heey, I didn't know you could race for charity.
Mr. Baldwin: Sure. Thousands of people do it. This race is so popular, that there will be at least fifty contestants.
Sean: Now that's a lot.
Mr. Baldwin: While I'm gone, S.B will be in charge.
Sean: It'll be different getting orders from someone who doesn't talk out of a megaphone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin:...

Trainz Skit 13

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The Powerpuff Girls Movie - First Day

Cast

Jazlin as Blossom
Mily as Bubbles
Tabby as Buttercup
S.B as Professor Utonium

Song: link

Jazlin, Mily & Tabby: *Staring at S.B*
Jazlin: Hi.
S.B: *Backs up* Ah!
Jazlin: What's your name?
S.B: Oh, uh my name, is, uh, Professor. Professor Utonium. Hello.
Jazlin, Mily, & Tabby: Hello Professor Utonium. It's very nice to meet you.
S.B: It's very nice to meet you too. Uh...uh, what are your names?
Jazlin: Well you made us, so shouldn't you also name us?
S.B: Uh, okay. Oh this is so cool! *Looking at Jazlin* Well now let's see. Because of your directness, and opening...

Trainz Skit 12

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The Eiger Sanction: Froiteg!

Cast

Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & Panzer as theirselves

Song: link

Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.

Jesse: *Derailed next to Sean*
Sean: YOU ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.

Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*

The End

This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.

Trainz Episode 76

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Narrator: Welcome to the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway. You know? That railway with the narrow gauge locomotives that you haven't seen in a long time, because I was too lazy to come up with an episode for them, until now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Georgia: *Going backwards to Mossberg Harbor*
Narrator: Uh, can you see where you're going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Georgia: Of course I can. If you'll excuse me, I gotta pull a special birthday train.

Theme Song: link

Georgia: *Stops at the harbor, coupling up to four freight cars*

Intro

Sean: *Pulling eight coaches at high speed*
Makenzie: *Blowing steam as she...

Trainz Episode 187

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What to expect in this episode

Song: link

Jerry: Man, I could run through this snow forever!

---

Shayne: We had some cars being stolen off of our autoracks.

---

Scott: Let's see if you can keep up.
Jerry: You don't stand a chance.

---

Mr. Baldwin: Did you see that Viper?
Jerry: All I saw at the crossing was the accident.

A Grand Wagoneer is seen swerving left, and crashing into a Silverado.

Jerry: You gotta give up your life of crime.
Akron: I'm not giving up on my brother!

---

Scott: LOOK OUT!!!!!!

A Toyota Camry spins out, and goes into a snowdrift in order to avoid crashing into Scott.

Theme Song: link

Makenzie...

Trainz Episode 41

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Andrew: *Arrives at Mossberg Harbor with ten boxcars*
Sean: *Waiting for passengers to get off his train. He sees Andrew stop next to him* Hey.
Andrew: Hey yourself. You haven't stopped looking at the Northern Errol Line's tracks.
Sean: That's where you're wrong. I just stopped looking now, so I could look at you while we talk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andrew: You know, they haven't been bothering us for an entire week.
Sean: That's not good.
Andrew: They're not bothering us, and you think it's bad?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: They must have something big planned for us.
Andrew: Like what? Recreating...

Trainz Episode 178

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Panzer was sitting in the yards, waiting for Mr. Bruce to start his briefing.

Anton: When did you say he'd arrive?
Panzer: 3. 2. 1.
Mr. Bruce: *Sticks his megaphone out of the tower* Good morning my engines.
Mick: Hey.
Mr. Bruce: It is great to see all eight of you ready to work. Remember the 1 million I stole from Mr. Baldwin?
Robert: Yeah. You said you had it in the bank collectin' interest.
Mr. Bruce: That's right. It went up to $2.5 million. I didn't use all the money, but I think I got some things to help us annihilate the Eastern Pacific once and for all.
Matt: You better be telling us the truth...

Trainz Episode 177

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Song: link

A party was taking place inside the Mossberg Harbor station. People were enjoying the music as they danced with each other. S.B was one of those guys as he danced with Mercedes.

S.B: It's great that we can spend more time together.
Mercedes: I agree.
S.B: Will it be okay with your mom if I visit you at your place on Friday?
Mercedes: When she finishes creating the schedules for her engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg, I'll ask.
S.B: Gotcha. I'm gonna take a little break, and grab a root beer.
Mercedes: Can I go with you?
S.B: Sure. I figured I'd also spend a few minutes on the station...

Trainz Episode 176

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It's a sunny day with no clouds in Mossberg Harbor. Jazlin is coupled up to a train with 18 coaches.

Mily: *Slowly backs up to Jazlin* Good morning.
Jazlin: Excited for our non-stop run to Nova?
Mily: You bet. We may have done it before, but it's always fun with you.
Jazlin: Best friends forever.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice*
Jazlin: *Rings her bell*

Both Pacific's had lots of steam blowing out of their cylinder cocks as they departed Mossberg Harbor with their train.

Meanwhile, Julian was driving a brand new Camaro down the road to the roundhouse. He wanted to visit his dad....

Trainz Skit 16

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You Reposted On The Wrong Payload

Starring S.B as Soldier 76

Song: link

S.B: 5. 4. 3. 2, 1, knock me down and I'll keep getting up. Soldiers never die, don't fade away. Bring back Overwatch, what's the point? Payload's on the move. Team, heal up here. Press the attack! Not a young man anymore. Move the payload! One of these days, we're gonna lose! This old dog, we're gonna lose! You got a lot to learn. I read you. I don't tolerate defeat. Tolerate defeat. It's on me now. What's the point? Not dead yet. Tolerate defeat. Powered up. Not dead yet. This old dog, not dead yet. Find that damn sniper!...

The Heritage Units Part 6

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St. Louis, Joel and the others met three more heritage units.

Joel: *Stops in front of Robert* Robert, I'm surprised you're still here.
Robert: Eric, and Nick are also here.
Joel: I thought after we helped Lee Brent, we'd spread out, and go into different cities far from here. There's still plenty of Norfolk Southern diesels looking for us.
Eric: *Arrives with Nick* We needed more supplies.
Nick: *Looking at the other heritage units* Leander, George, what are the eight of you doing?
Evan: A mission for Elias.
Mike: All twenty heritage units have been requested.
Jeremy: So far, there's eleven of us....

Trainz Episode 135

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Mily is the narrator

Mike: *Leaving the yards with thirty freight cars*
Rachael: *Next to Suzie. Both engines are exhausted* I'm telling you, these trains just keep coming, and coming.
Suzie: I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Edward: *Stops next to Rachael, and Suzie* Hey girls, I know you're tired, but we got another freight coming here in five minutes. Get some coal, and water, and be prepared. *Leaves*
Rachael: He doesn't look tired at all.
Suzie: How does he do it?
Rachael: Maybe that's one of the perks of being a diesel. Plus, he has eight drive wheels, whereas we only have two.
Suzie:...

Trainz Episode 134

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Jack is the narrator.

Narrator: Twice in a row, huh? Lucky me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: Here we go with this again, Trainz was filmed before a live studio audience.
Panzer: *Stops in front of Mr. Bruce's tower* You wanted to see me sir?
Mr. Bruce: It's about the bomb you dropped off at Mossberg Harbor. Do you want to know how much damage it caused?
Panzer: Yes.
Mr. Bruce: NONE!!!!!!
Panzer: You're too early for April Fools sir.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: This is no joke!! I told you and Carter to scrap Jack! Now that he's on the Eastern Pacific, he can help Mr. Baldwin's engines foil...

Trainz Episode 53

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Watch this video: link

Police Man: *Driving a police car, chasing a blue van*
Narrator: Ah, Los Angeles. This is what's happening in that city on Christmas, but forget about that!

Stop the song.

Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We're focusing on our friends on the Hunterdon Central Railroad.
Ethan: *With Kate, refueling*
Mr. Wright: *Sticks his microphone out of the water tower*
Ethan: Uh sir, what are you doing there?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Wright: Cleaning the water tower.
Kate: You mean it's dirty?
Mr. Wright: Yes, so I'm afraid that's bad water you just drank.
Kate: *Spits out the water*...