Thomas: Hello, I'm Thomas. I'm going to steal everyone's spotlight.
Then Thomas pushed Duck down a cliff. He went to Oliver, and pushed him into a turntable well. When he reached Donald & Douglas, he derailed them in their sheds, and put tape on their mouths so they could not call for help.
Sir Topham Hatt: He what?! I knew he'd act like this when the new special was announced. Where is he now?
Spotlight, starring everyone as theirself
Thomas: *Stops next to James*
James: Hello Thomas. Have you seen Edward, or Henry?
On the mainland
Edward: *In a scrapyard with Henry* Why would Thomas do this to us?!
Henry: *Going crosseyed* Duh, I don't know. I don't know anything.
Thomas: Oh, that's right, Sir Topham Hatt sold them.
Thomas: He didn't say. Either they're being replaced, or their simply isn't enough work for them. As much as I like chatting with you James, I'm needed at Brendam Docks. Goodbye. *Puffs away*
Knowing about Thomas' next assignment, Sir Topham Hatt set up a trap for Thomas.
Sir Topham Hatt: We'll send him away so that he can't cause anymore damage to this island.
Thomas: *Sees Sir Topham Hatt with Cranky* Hey you two, I'm off to be really useful.
Cranky: *Grabs Thomas with his hook* Oh no you don't. You need to leave. *Places Thomas on a ship*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching Thomas leave Sodor on a ship* Well, hopefully he won't return to shoehorn his way into every episode, or special.
A few months later
Sir Topham Hatt: *In his office, doing paperwork*
Station Master: *Walks in with a newspaper* Excuse me sir. Have you read the news?
Sir Topham Hatt: No, not yet. Why?
Station Master: Then take a look at this. *Shows Sir Topham Hatt the front page of the newspaper*
Sir Topham Hatt: What the h-
Gordon: *Thunders through with the express*
This was the front page.
Famous blue train known as Thomas The Tank Engine stars with another tank engine known as Nia, to star in another special called Big World Big Adventure. The duo was last spotted in San Francisco. They arrived after visiting China, and are now on their way to the Grand Canyon.
Sir Topham Hatt: It could still be worse. At least he's no longer on Sodor.
But the next day.
Thomas: *Returns with Nia, and Rebecca*
Sir Topham Hatt: OH COME ON!!!!!!