Episode 93 and 94 has been mixed together to make one massive episode. Enjoy.
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Narrator: Near Cadillac Station is a water reservoir. Although the Island Of Errol is surrounded by the Pacific Ocean, it's full of salt water. Salt Water is too difficult to purify, so the U.S government created four water reservoirs on the island, one for each city. For recreation purposes, they also created three lakes. There's also a park near Mossberg's water reservoir, where hundreds of people go everyday, to enjoy a beautiful, sunny day.
People: *Riding bicycles*
Bicycle Rider 63: *Stops in front of a sign*
Bicycle Rider 52: *Stops next to Rider 63*
Bicycle Rider 63: Would you look at that? A bicycle race. Starting at this park, and going all of the way to Ballantine Station.
Bicycle Racer 52: I want to do that. Do you?
Bicycle Racer 63: Of course. I should do some more exercises though, and get myself into better shape.
S.B: *Riding his bicycle on the bike trail*
S.B: I love this bicycle. I don't know why I didn't buy one of these sooner.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The song fades away as two men step in front of him.
S.B: *Brakes* You two should be careful. I could have hit one of you.
Man 1: Give me that. *Hits S.B*
S.B: Whoa!! *Falls down an embankment, and lands in the water reservoir*
Man 2: Nice. Get this to the shop. I'll meet you there in the Hy-rail.
Narrator: By the time I climbed up the embankment, both men were gone. I was soaking wet.
S.B: It's a good thing I left everything in my car. *Walks to his car*
Narrator: Did I mention that I replaced my Chrysler 300 with a newer one? No? Well, here's my 2012 Chrysler 300. Like it? Good.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Now let's continue.
S.B: *Gets in his car, and opens the glove compartment, showing his wallet, phone, and key to the ignition* Now to inform the cops about my predicament. *Gets his phone, and dials 911*
Man 1: *Riding S.B's bike towards a freight train that stopped at a red signal* Perfect. I can get on that empty gondola, and ride it over that hill to the shop.
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Jesse: *Sees his signal turn green, and moves forward, blowing his horn twice*
Man 1: Or, I can grab the train while riding my bicycle. *Rides closer to the train*
Narrator: That's my bicycle!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The man who stole my bike saw a boxcar coming towards him. He grabbed the ladder on the side of the car, and held on.
Man 1: *Enjoying the ride at first* Okay, this is going pretty fast. Maybe this isn't a good idea. *Let's go, but is still going too fast* I gotta slow down. *Watches the caboose pass him on the freight train, then sees a boulder* AH!!! *Turns left, and goes on the middle track* Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! This is too bumpy!!!
Shayne: *Passes on the left track with a freight train*
Man 1: Well, I can't go that way. I gotta try going to the right.
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she sees the man in front of her, coming towards her*
Man 1: *Sees Mily. His eyes bulge out of his head Looney Tunes style*
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 1: *Falls off the bike, and runs off the tracks*
Mily: *Brakes, but destroys the bike*
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Mily: What were you thinking?!
Man 1: *Running away, ignoring her question*
Intro
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Mily, Jazlin, and Austin*
Makenzie: *Pulling passenger cars out of the train yard*
Grayback: *Stops at a station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angry as he looks at Ferris, and Jack to his left*
Kenny: *Refueling at a depot*
Juliette: *Passes Larissa with a passenger train*
Trainz
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train of boxcars, and Auto Carriers*
Marisa: *Pulling eighteen passenger cars*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Hayley: *Pulling coaches into a siding in the yards with Taylor*
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a hill toward a sunset*
Narrator: During her break, Mily talked to Andrew, and Victoria about the man she saw, riding my bicycle on the track in front of her.
Mily: He just left it there for me to run into.
Andrew: I see. How did he get there in the first place?
Mily: I have no clue. Maybe the park. The trail there goes near the tracks for a while.
Victoria: I guess he was just trying to explore our line without having to pay for it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 93 and 94: The Great Hy-Rail Chase With A Bicycle Race
S.B: *Gets out of his car, and looks at the three engines* Hello you three.
Mily: Hi S.B. I see you got yourself a newer 300.
S.B: In white.
Andrew: Fancy.
S.B: I appreciate your compliments, but I have something important to tell you. Earlier, I was riding my bicycle at the park near Cadillac Station. When two men appeared, beat me up, and took my bicycle. It was a black Electra Classic Cruiser with the word Electra on both sides.
Mily: *Thinking* Did this man have black hair, and a mustache?
S.B: Yeah, you saw him?
Mily: Yeah. I'm afraid he left your bike on the tracks, and I ran it over. *Sweats with her eyes closed* Sorry S.B.
S.B: It's not your fault. I told the police, but they need your help finding him. If any of you see him, tell me immediately.
Andrew: We got it.
Narrator: The man that stole my bicycle arrived at an auto shop.
Man 2: *Sees him walk in* About time, what took you so long? Where's the bicycle?
Man 1: I lost it. A train crushed it.
Man 2: You have got to be joking.
Man 1: If I was, I'd be laughing.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: Well you got someone to laugh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 2: Did that train see you?
Man 1: Of course she did! I was in front of her.
Man 2: Then this is what we do. *Holds a stick of dynamite* Destroy the coal supply. Without coal, that engine won't be going anywhere.
Man 1: I see. She'll be stuck in her roundhouse. How's the Hy-Rail coming along?
Man 2: Fine, but we need to get another bicycle so you can compete in that race.
Man 1: What will you do with the Hy-Rail?
Man 2: Use the tires, go to certain places near the race, and use a rifle to shoot out the tires of the other racers. The ten thousand dollars will be ours, I guarantee it.
Man 1: Let's do it.
They got into the Hy-Rail, and drove away.
Narrator: The two men didn't get far when a police officer on a Harley Davidson police bike spotted them.
Song (Start at 2:10): link
Man 2: There's a cop behind us.
Man 1: So? He's not trying to do anything.
Police Officer: *Turns on his police lights*
Man 1: Or, maybe I'm wrong.
Police Officer: *Stays behind the Hy-Rail, watching it pull over*
Narrator: Wait a minute, the music is coming from the radio inside the Hy-Rail, how can you hear it from out here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Police Officer: *Gets off his bike, and walks to the men in the Hy-Rail*
Man 2: *Turns the radio off*
Man 1: *Lowers his window*
Man 2: What if he knows about the bicycle we sto-
Man 1: Sh!
Police Officer: *Arrives* Can I see your license, and registration sir?
Man 1: Yes officer. *Grabs the police officer as he drives forward again*
Police Officer: What are you doing?!
Man 1: Taking you somewhere you'll never escape from.
Narrator: Later that evening.
Mr. Baldwin: You all did a great job pulling your trains today-
S.B: But not with finding the man who stole my bicycle!
Austin: We're doing the best we can.
Bri: He could be anywhere.
Mily: It's not gonna help getting angry at us.
S.B: Just try harder. That's all I can tell you. They killed one officer who pulled them over, but no one knows where they are now.
Back at the shop.
Man 2: *Spraying blue paint onto the Hy-Rail*
Man 1: We'll make a second attempt with step 1 of our scheme tomorrow. New license plates, and a different coat of paint should keep everyone off our backs.
Narrator: Or so he thought.
Man 1: *Driving the Hy-Rail on the tracks* We got everything?
Man 2: We did five checks already. Of course we have everything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 1: This is pretty important.
Man 2: All we need is this stick of dynamite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 1: *Passes a switch* We'll stop next to that tower, and get the track switched so we can go to the left.
Man 2: *Looks at Mirage Station* I see a train.
Man 1: I do too, but it's far away, and not moving. *Stops next to the switch tower* Wait here while I switch the track. *Gets out, and walks into the switch tower*
Mily was with Jazlin at Mirage Station. They were coupled to the train the men saw.
Mily: Jazlin?
Jazlin: Yeah.
Mily: You know the description of that guy S.B told us about? The one who stole his bicycle?
Jazlin: Black hair with a mustache, right?
Mily: He's far away, but I think I see him.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice*
Jazlin: *Rings her bell* We'll be able to find out now.
Mily: *Moves forward with Jazlin*
Man 1: *Gets back into the Hy-Rail* All set. *Looks at Mily, and Jazlin coming towards him*
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Man 1: *Driving away in the Hy-Rail*
Mily: That's the guy!
Man 1: *Goes left*
Jazlin: He's going towards the yards?
Mily: I'm confused about it to, but it could be a trap. Stay alert.
Man 1: *Stops the Hy-Rail* Now!
Man 2: *Lights the fuse on the dynamite, and throws it into the coal tower*
Man 1: *Switches to tires, and drives away*
Mily: He's getting away!
Jazlin: Now S.B's going to be extremely mad.
Man 2: And boom goes the dynamite!
Mily: *Stops, watching the coaling tower blow up. The coal is being burned from the fire caused by the explosion*
Stop the song. An alarm was heard shortly after the explosion: link
Man 1: We did it!
Man 2: But we better keep going, or else they'll spot us.
They watched on a hill from a distance.
Man 1: That alarm is still going.
Man 2: They haven't put out the fire yet. At least we know the coal is still burning.
Man 1: When is that race?
Man 2: Two days. Did you get another bicycle yet?
Man 1: Nope. Once we get back to the shop, I'll try looking for another one.
Man 2: I'll try looking for one too. For all I know, you're probably just being lazy, and not even trying to look for one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Thankfully, no one was being lazy in the yard. Everyone worked hard to clean up the mess, but the coal was all burned up after the fire was put out.
Jazlin: *Looking at the remains of the coaling tower*
Austin: Good thing I use oil instead of coal.
Mily: How are we going to run without any coal?
S.B: I think me, and Mr. Baldwin have a plan. It'll take too long to convert you all to run on oil, so Mr. Baldwin says the others will be getting wood.
Jazlin: You said the others. Does this mean we're being converted to run on oil?
S.B: Nope.
Mily: Are we getting any wood?
S.B: Remember that guy who stole my bike? You two let him escape again. You're not getting any of the wood.
Mily: *Sad* S.B!
Jazlin: How do you expect us to run?
S.B: I want you to use your imagination.
Mily: Are you gonna convert us to electric engines?
S.B: No.
Mily: Diesel?
S.B: Nope.
Jazlin: I'm confused.
Mily: If we don't run on steam, diesel, or electric power, how are we going to run?
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People: *Waiting at Cadillac Station*
Narrator: Solar power.
Jazlin & Mily: *Only going 10 miles an hour*
People: *Confused*
More People: *Scared*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Woman 67: *Takes a picture, but is frightened*
Man 88: *Passes out*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Sweating*
Jazlin: *Blushing*
Mily: You'd think it'd be great to be the first solar powered train, but, after all those looks we just got... I don't know.
Jazlin: I just hope the coaling depot gets repaired soon.
Mily: With coal.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Two days later.
Man 1: *Standing next to an orange Schwinn*
Man 2: The race starts in 60 minutes. Are you ready?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Good. You have a race to win.
Man 1: *Puts the bicycle in the back of the Hy-Rail* And you got a rifle to shoot.
Man 2: *Gets inside with the rifle* Drive away.
Man 1: *Starts the Hy-Rail, and drives*
Mily & Jazlin: *Waiting at Mirage Station*
Jazlin: I can't believe our top speed has been reduced to 10.
Mily: On the bright side, we can pull heavier loads. The solar panels power the wheels on our tenders too.
Man 1: *Has the Hy-Rail on the tracks* We'll get to the park soon now.
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Man 2: *Sees Mily, and Jazlin* It's that train!
Man 1: *Sees Mily, and Jazlin* The two that were chasing us yesterday! What are they doing?!?
Man 2: They have solar panels! Punch it!
Man 1: *Moves faster*
Mily & Jazlin: *See the Hy-Rail*
Jazlin: With these freight trains we have to pull, we can't chase him. He's going the other way.
Mily: We'd never catch him anyway. He's too fast.
Man 1: *Switches to the left* We'll get off just before Cadillac Station, and drive to the park where the race starts.
Jesse: *Blows his horn as he heads towards the Hy-Rail*
Man 2: BACK UP!!
Man 1: *Stops, and goes backwards, over the switch* We need to get away from that red diesel. *Passes Mirage Station*
Conductors: *Climbing into their cabooses* All aboard!
Mily: Now we can go. *Moves slowly forward*
Jazlin: *Moving next to Mily*
Man 2: They're not going that fast.
Man 1: Solar power has it's weakness.
Jesse: *Blows his horn twice, still chasing the Hy-Rail* Then it's a good thing I don't run on solar power.
Man 2: We still gotta get away from him. We should have blown up that whole yard, they'd be busy fixing that instead of chasing us.
Man 1: Use the rifle.
Man 2: *Grabs the rifle, and smashes the front window*
Jesse: I don't get paid enough for this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 2: *Fires a bullet, hitting the boxcar behind Jesse*
Jesse: Wait a second. This series is similar to Cars 2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: I can use a gun as well. *Deploys a shotgun on his right side, and fires two bullets, destroying the engine*
Man 1: The engine died!
Man 2: We're slowing down?
Man 1: Why do you think I said the engine died?!!??!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: *Bumps the Hy-Rail, then comes to a complete stop*
Stop the song
Jesse: You're not gonna be stealing anymore bicycles once the cops get here.
Man 1: And we're not gonna get the ten grand in that bicycle race either.
Narrator: Let's skip everything else, and go straight to said race.
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Man: 3. 2. 1. Go!
Racers: *Take off on their bicycles*
S.B: *Slowly passing three other racers*
Narrator: At first, I started off at 15th place, but eventually, I passed the others, and took first place.
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Announcer: Welcome to Ballantine Station ladies and gentlemen, where the finish line is for the Bicycle Race. Everyone taking part in this race has come all of the way from Mossberg's local park, right next to it's water reservoir. We got twenty people taking part in this race, including, seven celebrities. They are Scott Eastwood, James Franco, Tobey Maguire, Drake Bell, Leon Thomas The 3rd, Bruce Penhall, and Clayne Crawford. The racers are spotted coming to the finish line, and it's S.B who wins the race. Congrats S.B. Now he, and everyone else gets to celebrate with a party being held in Ballantine Station. We have more celebrities taking part as we speak, including Tom Hanks, and his son Colin. Mel Gibson is also with us folks, including Morgan Freeman, Harrison Ford, Will Farrell, Robert Pine, Chris Pine, and the best voice actors, and voice actresses of all time. Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, Tom Kenny, James Arnold Taylor, and the original, AKA the best Powerpuff Girls, Tara Strong, Cathy Cavadini, and E.G. Daily!
Audience: *Cheering*
Announcer: It looks like Daily is talking to the winner of the race.
S.B: It's an honor to meet you three. Powerpuff Girls are awesome, but I also like your work in Rugrats. Tommy is my favorite character.
E.G. Daily: Thank you.
S.B: I also like those two songs you sang that were part of Scarface.
E.G. Daily: I'm Hot Tonight, and Shake It Up?
S.B: Yeah.
E.G. Daily: Where are you from?
S.B: New Jersey.
Announcer: Also from New Jersey are some of S.B's friends. We got Zachary, and Gunnar Rustay, Eddie Desapio, Cayla Mazetta, and Brett Dejneka!
Brett: *Waves hi to the announcer*
Announcer: Hello Brett. Also visiting are some engines from the Eastwood & Mossberg. They are McKayla, Jessica, Holly, and Citroën
Citroën: *Blows steam out of her cylinders*
Announcer: Stop doing that Citroën, it smells disgusting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tara Strong: *Looking at Holly* It's finally nice to meet the engine that I provide the voice for.
Holly: Wait!
Stop the song.
Holly: You're my voice actress?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tara Strong: Yeah. Why do you think you have the same voice as Twilight Sparkle?
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: *Scared* THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!! *Moves backwards as fast as she can*
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I DON'T HAVE A VOICE ACTRESS!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I'M NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Behind Jessica, and McKayla* Everyone's got a voice actor in this show. *Looks at Ashleigh Ball come out of her cab* And mine is 20% cooler than Holly's.
Narrator: Seriously? MLP references? We can do better than this.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Sees Mily* Hey, when did you get here? I thought you were still on the Eastern Pacific with Jazlin. *Sees her solar panels have been removed* And, where are your solar panels?
Mily: The coaling tower was just fixed. I was the first engine to get my tender topped off with the new batch of coal.
S.B: Cool. DJ!!
DJ: What?
S.B: Put the music back on man! We got a party going on!
DJ: Yes sir.
The song starts over from the beginning.
Mily: So, how does it feel to be the winner of the very first bicycle race on this island?
S.B: I'm honored, especially since I did it fair, and square, unlike those two guys in the Hy-Rail.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Hey Daily, where'd you go?!
E.G. Daily: *With S.B, and everyone else at the party* Three cheers for the winner of Errol Island's very first bicycle race, Sean Bodine! Hip hip!
Everyone: Hooray!
E.G. Daily: Hip hip!
Everyone: Hooray!
E.G. Daily: Hip hip!
Everyone: Hooray!
S.B: *Smiling at everyone*
Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with S.B riding back home on his bicycle tomorrow morning. The sun rises, and the clouds are pink while the sky is orange.
Characters featured in this episode
Jesse
Shayne
Mily
Andrew
Victoria
Mr. Baldwin
Austin
Bri
Jazlin
McKayla
Jessica
Holly
Citroën
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine
Songs used for episode
I'll Be Here For You: Hamilton Bohannon
Stage 7: Decap Attack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Peter Gunn: The Blues Brothers
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from October 5, 2016
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Narrator: Near Cadillac Station is a water reservoir. Although the Island Of Errol is surrounded by the Pacific Ocean, it's full of salt water. Salt Water is too difficult to purify, so the U.S government created four water reservoirs on the island, one for each city. For recreation purposes, they also created three lakes. There's also a park near Mossberg's water reservoir, where hundreds of people go everyday, to enjoy a beautiful, sunny day.
People: *Riding bicycles*
Bicycle Rider 63: *Stops in front of a sign*
Bicycle Rider 52: *Stops next to Rider 63*
Bicycle Rider 63: Would you look at that? A bicycle race. Starting at this park, and going all of the way to Ballantine Station.
Bicycle Racer 52: I want to do that. Do you?
Bicycle Racer 63: Of course. I should do some more exercises though, and get myself into better shape.
S.B: *Riding his bicycle on the bike trail*
S.B's Electra Classic Cruiser
S.B: I love this bicycle. I don't know why I didn't buy one of these sooner.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The song fades away as two men step in front of him.
S.B: *Brakes* You two should be careful. I could have hit one of you.
Man 1: Give me that. *Hits S.B*
S.B: Whoa!! *Falls down an embankment, and lands in the water reservoir*
Man 2: Nice. Get this to the shop. I'll meet you there in the Hy-rail.
Narrator: By the time I climbed up the embankment, both men were gone. I was soaking wet.
S.B: It's a good thing I left everything in my car. *Walks to his car*
Narrator: Did I mention that I replaced my Chrysler 300 with a newer one? No? Well, here's my 2012 Chrysler 300. Like it? Good.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Now let's continue.
S.B: *Gets in his car, and opens the glove compartment, showing his wallet, phone, and key to the ignition* Now to inform the cops about my predicament. *Gets his phone, and dials 911*
Man 1: *Riding S.B's bike towards a freight train that stopped at a red signal* Perfect. I can get on that empty gondola, and ride it over that hill to the shop.
Song: link
Jesse: *Sees his signal turn green, and moves forward, blowing his horn twice*
Man 1: Or, I can grab the train while riding my bicycle. *Rides closer to the train*
Narrator: That's my bicycle!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The man who stole my bike saw a boxcar coming towards him. He grabbed the ladder on the side of the car, and held on.
Man 1: *Enjoying the ride at first* Okay, this is going pretty fast. Maybe this isn't a good idea. *Let's go, but is still going too fast* I gotta slow down. *Watches the caboose pass him on the freight train, then sees a boulder* AH!!! *Turns left, and goes on the middle track* Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! This is too bumpy!!!
Shayne: *Passes on the left track with a freight train*
Man 1: Well, I can't go that way. I gotta try going to the right.
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she sees the man in front of her, coming towards her*
Man 1: *Sees Mily. His eyes bulge out of his head Looney Tunes style*
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 1: *Falls off the bike, and runs off the tracks*
Mily: *Brakes, but destroys the bike*
Theme Song: link
Mily: What were you thinking?!
Man 1: *Running away, ignoring her question*
Intro
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Mily, Jazlin, and Austin*
Makenzie: *Pulling passenger cars out of the train yard*
Grayback: *Stops at a station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angry as he looks at Ferris, and Jack to his left*
Kenny: *Refueling at a depot*
Juliette: *Passes Larissa with a passenger train*
Trainz
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train of boxcars, and Auto Carriers*
Marisa: *Pulling eighteen passenger cars*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Hayley: *Pulling coaches into a siding in the yards with Taylor*
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a hill toward a sunset*
Narrator: During her break, Mily talked to Andrew, and Victoria about the man she saw, riding my bicycle on the track in front of her.
Mily: He just left it there for me to run into.
Andrew: I see. How did he get there in the first place?
Mily: I have no clue. Maybe the park. The trail there goes near the tracks for a while.
Victoria: I guess he was just trying to explore our line without having to pay for it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 93 and 94: The Great Hy-Rail Chase With A Bicycle Race
S.B: *Gets out of his car, and looks at the three engines* Hello you three.
Mily: Hi S.B. I see you got yourself a newer 300.
S.B: In white.
Andrew: Fancy.
S.B: I appreciate your compliments, but I have something important to tell you. Earlier, I was riding my bicycle at the park near Cadillac Station. When two men appeared, beat me up, and took my bicycle. It was a black Electra Classic Cruiser with the word Electra on both sides.
Mily: *Thinking* Did this man have black hair, and a mustache?
S.B: Yeah, you saw him?
Mily: Yeah. I'm afraid he left your bike on the tracks, and I ran it over. *Sweats with her eyes closed* Sorry S.B.
S.B: It's not your fault. I told the police, but they need your help finding him. If any of you see him, tell me immediately.
Andrew: We got it.
Narrator: The man that stole my bicycle arrived at an auto shop.
Man 2: *Sees him walk in* About time, what took you so long? Where's the bicycle?
Man 1: I lost it. A train crushed it.
Man 2: You have got to be joking.
Man 1: If I was, I'd be laughing.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: Well you got someone to laugh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 2: Did that train see you?
Man 1: Of course she did! I was in front of her.
Man 2: Then this is what we do. *Holds a stick of dynamite* Destroy the coal supply. Without coal, that engine won't be going anywhere.
Man 1: I see. She'll be stuck in her roundhouse. How's the Hy-Rail coming along?
Man 2: Fine, but we need to get another bicycle so you can compete in that race.
Man 1: What will you do with the Hy-Rail?
Man 2: Use the tires, go to certain places near the race, and use a rifle to shoot out the tires of the other racers. The ten thousand dollars will be ours, I guarantee it.
Man 1: Let's do it.
They got into the Hy-Rail, and drove away.
Narrator: The two men didn't get far when a police officer on a Harley Davidson police bike spotted them.
Song (Start at 2:10): link
Man 2: There's a cop behind us.
Man 1: So? He's not trying to do anything.
Police Officer: *Turns on his police lights*
Man 1: Or, maybe I'm wrong.
Police Officer: *Stays behind the Hy-Rail, watching it pull over*
Narrator: Wait a minute, the music is coming from the radio inside the Hy-Rail, how can you hear it from out here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Police Officer: *Gets off his bike, and walks to the men in the Hy-Rail*
Man 2: *Turns the radio off*
Man 1: *Lowers his window*
Man 2: What if he knows about the bicycle we sto-
Man 1: Sh!
Police Officer: *Arrives* Can I see your license, and registration sir?
Man 1: Yes officer. *Grabs the police officer as he drives forward again*
Police Officer: What are you doing?!
Man 1: Taking you somewhere you'll never escape from.
Narrator: Later that evening.
Mr. Baldwin: You all did a great job pulling your trains today-
S.B: But not with finding the man who stole my bicycle!
Austin: We're doing the best we can.
Bri: He could be anywhere.
Mily: It's not gonna help getting angry at us.
S.B: Just try harder. That's all I can tell you. They killed one officer who pulled them over, but no one knows where they are now.
Back at the shop.
Man 2: *Spraying blue paint onto the Hy-Rail*
Man 1: We'll make a second attempt with step 1 of our scheme tomorrow. New license plates, and a different coat of paint should keep everyone off our backs.
Narrator: Or so he thought.
Man 1: *Driving the Hy-Rail on the tracks* We got everything?
Man 2: We did five checks already. Of course we have everything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 1: This is pretty important.
Man 2: All we need is this stick of dynamite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 1: *Passes a switch* We'll stop next to that tower, and get the track switched so we can go to the left.
Man 2: *Looks at Mirage Station* I see a train.
Man 1: I do too, but it's far away, and not moving. *Stops next to the switch tower* Wait here while I switch the track. *Gets out, and walks into the switch tower*
Mily was with Jazlin at Mirage Station. They were coupled to the train the men saw.
Mily: Jazlin?
Jazlin: Yeah.
Mily: You know the description of that guy S.B told us about? The one who stole his bicycle?
Jazlin: Black hair with a mustache, right?
Mily: He's far away, but I think I see him.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: *Blows her whistle twice*
Jazlin: *Rings her bell* We'll be able to find out now.
Mily: *Moves forward with Jazlin*
Man 1: *Gets back into the Hy-Rail* All set. *Looks at Mily, and Jazlin coming towards him*
Song: link
Man 1: *Driving away in the Hy-Rail*
Mily: That's the guy!
Man 1: *Goes left*
Jazlin: He's going towards the yards?
Mily: I'm confused about it to, but it could be a trap. Stay alert.
Man 1: *Stops the Hy-Rail* Now!
Man 2: *Lights the fuse on the dynamite, and throws it into the coal tower*
Man 1: *Switches to tires, and drives away*
Mily: He's getting away!
Jazlin: Now S.B's going to be extremely mad.
Man 2: And boom goes the dynamite!
Mily: *Stops, watching the coaling tower blow up. The coal is being burned from the fire caused by the explosion*
Stop the song. An alarm was heard shortly after the explosion: link
Man 1: We did it!
Man 2: But we better keep going, or else they'll spot us.
They watched on a hill from a distance.
Man 1: That alarm is still going.
Man 2: They haven't put out the fire yet. At least we know the coal is still burning.
Man 1: When is that race?
Man 2: Two days. Did you get another bicycle yet?
Man 1: Nope. Once we get back to the shop, I'll try looking for another one.
Man 2: I'll try looking for one too. For all I know, you're probably just being lazy, and not even trying to look for one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Thankfully, no one was being lazy in the yard. Everyone worked hard to clean up the mess, but the coal was all burned up after the fire was put out.
Jazlin: *Looking at the remains of the coaling tower*
Austin: Good thing I use oil instead of coal.
Mily: How are we going to run without any coal?
S.B: I think me, and Mr. Baldwin have a plan. It'll take too long to convert you all to run on oil, so Mr. Baldwin says the others will be getting wood.
Jazlin: You said the others. Does this mean we're being converted to run on oil?
S.B: Nope.
Mily: Are we getting any wood?
S.B: Remember that guy who stole my bike? You two let him escape again. You're not getting any of the wood.
Mily: *Sad* S.B!
Jazlin: How do you expect us to run?
S.B: I want you to use your imagination.
Mily: Are you gonna convert us to electric engines?
S.B: No.
Mily: Diesel?
S.B: Nope.
Jazlin: I'm confused.
Mily: If we don't run on steam, diesel, or electric power, how are we going to run?
Song: link
People: *Waiting at Cadillac Station*
Narrator: Solar power.
Jazlin & Mily: *Only going 10 miles an hour*
People: *Confused*
More People: *Scared*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Woman 67: *Takes a picture, but is frightened*
Man 88: *Passes out*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Sweating*
Jazlin: *Blushing*
Mily: You'd think it'd be great to be the first solar powered train, but, after all those looks we just got... I don't know.
Jazlin: I just hope the coaling depot gets repaired soon.
Mily: With coal.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Two days later.
Man 1: *Standing next to an orange Schwinn*
Man 2: The race starts in 60 minutes. Are you ready?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Good. You have a race to win.
Man 1: *Puts the bicycle in the back of the Hy-Rail* And you got a rifle to shoot.
Man 2: *Gets inside with the rifle* Drive away.
Man 1: *Starts the Hy-Rail, and drives*
Mily & Jazlin: *Waiting at Mirage Station*
Jazlin: I can't believe our top speed has been reduced to 10.
Mily: On the bright side, we can pull heavier loads. The solar panels power the wheels on our tenders too.
Man 1: *Has the Hy-Rail on the tracks* We'll get to the park soon now.
Song: link
Man 2: *Sees Mily, and Jazlin* It's that train!
Man 1: *Sees Mily, and Jazlin* The two that were chasing us yesterday! What are they doing?!?
Man 2: They have solar panels! Punch it!
Man 1: *Moves faster*
Mily & Jazlin: *See the Hy-Rail*
Jazlin: With these freight trains we have to pull, we can't chase him. He's going the other way.
Mily: We'd never catch him anyway. He's too fast.
Man 1: *Switches to the left* We'll get off just before Cadillac Station, and drive to the park where the race starts.
Jesse: *Blows his horn as he heads towards the Hy-Rail*
Man 2: BACK UP!!
Man 1: *Stops, and goes backwards, over the switch* We need to get away from that red diesel. *Passes Mirage Station*
Conductors: *Climbing into their cabooses* All aboard!
Mily: Now we can go. *Moves slowly forward*
Jazlin: *Moving next to Mily*
Man 2: They're not going that fast.
Man 1: Solar power has it's weakness.
Jesse: *Blows his horn twice, still chasing the Hy-Rail* Then it's a good thing I don't run on solar power.
Man 2: We still gotta get away from him. We should have blown up that whole yard, they'd be busy fixing that instead of chasing us.
Man 1: Use the rifle.
Man 2: *Grabs the rifle, and smashes the front window*
Jesse: I don't get paid enough for this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 2: *Fires a bullet, hitting the boxcar behind Jesse*
Jesse: Wait a second. This series is similar to Cars 2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: I can use a gun as well. *Deploys a shotgun on his right side, and fires two bullets, destroying the engine*
Man 1: The engine died!
Man 2: We're slowing down?
Man 1: Why do you think I said the engine died?!!??!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: *Bumps the Hy-Rail, then comes to a complete stop*
Stop the song
Jesse: You're not gonna be stealing anymore bicycles once the cops get here.
Man 1: And we're not gonna get the ten grand in that bicycle race either.
Narrator: Let's skip everything else, and go straight to said race.
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Man: 3. 2. 1. Go!
Racers: *Take off on their bicycles*
S.B: *Slowly passing three other racers*
Narrator: At first, I started off at 15th place, but eventually, I passed the others, and took first place.
Song: link
Announcer: Welcome to Ballantine Station ladies and gentlemen, where the finish line is for the Bicycle Race. Everyone taking part in this race has come all of the way from Mossberg's local park, right next to it's water reservoir. We got twenty people taking part in this race, including, seven celebrities. They are Scott Eastwood, James Franco, Tobey Maguire, Drake Bell, Leon Thomas The 3rd, Bruce Penhall, and Clayne Crawford. The racers are spotted coming to the finish line, and it's S.B who wins the race. Congrats S.B. Now he, and everyone else gets to celebrate with a party being held in Ballantine Station. We have more celebrities taking part as we speak, including Tom Hanks, and his son Colin. Mel Gibson is also with us folks, including Morgan Freeman, Harrison Ford, Will Farrell, Robert Pine, Chris Pine, and the best voice actors, and voice actresses of all time. Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell, Tom Kenny, James Arnold Taylor, and the original, AKA the best Powerpuff Girls, Tara Strong, Cathy Cavadini, and E.G. Daily!
Audience: *Cheering*
Announcer: It looks like Daily is talking to the winner of the race.
S.B: It's an honor to meet you three. Powerpuff Girls are awesome, but I also like your work in Rugrats. Tommy is my favorite character.
E.G. Daily: Thank you.
S.B: I also like those two songs you sang that were part of Scarface.
E.G. Daily: I'm Hot Tonight, and Shake It Up?
S.B: Yeah.
E.G. Daily: Where are you from?
S.B: New Jersey.
Announcer: Also from New Jersey are some of S.B's friends. We got Zachary, and Gunnar Rustay, Eddie Desapio, Cayla Mazetta, and Brett Dejneka!
Brett: *Waves hi to the announcer*
Announcer: Hello Brett. Also visiting are some engines from the Eastwood & Mossberg. They are McKayla, Jessica, Holly, and Citroën
Citroën: *Blows steam out of her cylinders*
Announcer: Stop doing that Citroën, it smells disgusting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tara Strong: *Looking at Holly* It's finally nice to meet the engine that I provide the voice for.
Holly: Wait!
Stop the song.
Holly: You're my voice actress?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tara Strong: Yeah. Why do you think you have the same voice as Twilight Sparkle?
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: *Scared* THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!! *Moves backwards as fast as she can*
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I DON'T HAVE A VOICE ACTRESS!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I'M NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Behind Jessica, and McKayla* Everyone's got a voice actor in this show. *Looks at Ashleigh Ball come out of her cab* And mine is 20% cooler than Holly's.
Narrator: Seriously? MLP references? We can do better than this.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Sees Mily* Hey, when did you get here? I thought you were still on the Eastern Pacific with Jazlin. *Sees her solar panels have been removed* And, where are your solar panels?
Mily: The coaling tower was just fixed. I was the first engine to get my tender topped off with the new batch of coal.
S.B: Cool. DJ!!
DJ: What?
S.B: Put the music back on man! We got a party going on!
DJ: Yes sir.
The song starts over from the beginning.
Mily: So, how does it feel to be the winner of the very first bicycle race on this island?
S.B: I'm honored, especially since I did it fair, and square, unlike those two guys in the Hy-Rail.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Hey Daily, where'd you go?!
E.G. Daily: *With S.B, and everyone else at the party* Three cheers for the winner of Errol Island's very first bicycle race, Sean Bodine! Hip hip!
Everyone: Hooray!
E.G. Daily: Hip hip!
Everyone: Hooray!
E.G. Daily: Hip hip!
Everyone: Hooray!
S.B: *Smiling at everyone*
Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with S.B riding back home on his bicycle tomorrow morning. The sun rises, and the clouds are pink while the sky is orange.
Characters featured in this episode
Jesse
Shayne
Mily
Andrew
Victoria
Mr. Baldwin
Austin
Bri
Jazlin
McKayla
Jessica
Holly
Citroën
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine
Songs used for episode
I'll Be Here For You: Hamilton Bohannon
Stage 7: Decap Attack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Peter Gunn: The Blues Brothers
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from October 5, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
