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Percy was shunting some coal cars, but they were being troublesome.

Freight Cars: We want a better engine to shunt us!
Percy: Well I'm the best you got!
Freight Car #1: No! What about Thomas?
Freight Car #2: Or James?
Freight Car #3: Or Toby?
Freight Car #4: Or Percy?!
Freight Cars: He's already shunting us!
Freight Car #4: Oh.
Percy: *Getting angry* Be quiet! *Bashes freight cars*
Freight Car #1: *Rolling towards buffers*

The freight car soon went into the buffer, and a whistle could be heard as he went in the buffers. Percy didn't know how that happened, but he decided to use it as an advantage to make the cars behave.

Freight Cars: Did he just-
Percy: Okay, does anyone else have a problem with me shunting you into your proper siding?
Freight Cars: No.
Percy: Good. (Wait a minute. That freight car went through the buffers, and a whistle was heard. Those could be the magic buffers! I have to tell Thomas at once!) *About to leave*
Freight Cars: Where are you going?
Percy: None of your business you shitheads. *Puffs away*
Freight Car #4: I don't have any shit on my head.
Freight Car #3: It's just a figure of speech genius.
Freight Car #4: Oh, thank you.
Freight Car #2: He was being sarcastic.
Freight Car #4: Aw man.

Meanwhile, while Diesel 10 was standing guard, P.T. Boomer was interrogating C Junior.

P.T. Boomer: Where are those magic buffers?
C Junior: I don't know what you're talking about.
P.T. Boomer: *Grabs baseball bat* We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
C Junior: Go ahead, and do it! I don't care anymore.
P.T. Boomer: What? You actually thought I was gonna hit you with this baseball bat? You're crazy. What I was really gonna do was go play baseball, and leave you here alone if you didn't talk.
C Junior: Alright! I'll tell you everything you need to know!
Michael Angelis: And so, Mr. Conductor's brother told P.T. Boomer everything he needed to know.
P.T. Boomer: Okay, seriously? You're the worst narrator ever, and even after you got replaced, you're still here?
Michael Angelis: Well, where's Alec Baldwin? I'm supposed to narrate when he makes an appearance, and rescues C Junior.
P.T. Boomer: Well, I don't know. I guess he got fed up with seeing Ringo Starr, George Carlin, and Michael Brandon, so I guess he decided to-
Mr. Conductor: *Arrives from nowhere* Buy more gold dust off of E-bay, and rescue my brother! *Sends gold dust to C Junior* Let's get out of here! *Blows whistle*
C Junior: *Blows whistle*
Michael Angelis: Then they both teleported out of the warehouse.
Mr. Conductor: Okay, Michael? You're the worst narrator ever. Why are you still here?
Michael Angelis: Because, I-
Mr. Conductor: That's enough. Go away!
Thomas: *Arrives* Mr. Conductor, Percy says he found the magic buffers.
Mr. Conductor: Really? Where?
Thomas: Get in my cab, and I'll take you there.

So we both got in Thomas' cab, and he took us to the magic buffers.

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Norfolk, seven miles. This was a sign that Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce passed. It was between the highway, and the train tracks.

Lee: We're almost there you two. Keep it up.
Jeff: We have sixteen minutes left.
Bryce: We'll be fine.
Janet: *Leans towards Lee, and kisses his cheek* You're doing well.
Lee: Thanks.

A red Ford Fusion was getting closer. He was half a mile behind Lee, and Janet.

Janet: *Hugging Lee*
Lee: *Looks at her for a second, then returns his attention to the road*

Two Norfolk Southern diesels were also half a mile behind Jeff, and Bryce.

Bryce: *Looks back* I see headlights.
Jeff: Let's...
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After lunch, Lee, and Janet got out of the restaurant, and back into their car.

Lee: Alright. *Gets into the driver's seat* Time to leave Roanoke behind.
Janet: *Gets in*
Lee: *Starts the car, and floors it out of the parking lot, and heads onto the road for Norfolk*

Dragovich, and Josh got placed back onto the rails.

NS Employee: What happened to you?
Dragovich: We were derailed chasing Jeff, and Bryce.
Josh: They're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
NS Employee: We cannot allow that. We destroyed it by creating this railroad, no one can restore it!
Dragovich: We will stop them.
Josh: Yeah....
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Roanoke, Jeff, and Bryce finally made it. They stopped to refuel, and let workmen fill up the hotboxes on their freight cars.

Bryce: Now we're making progress.
Jeff: The only thing that can stop us now is-
Bryce: *Sees Southern 630 passes with a six car excursion* Hello steam! *Uncouples from the train, and pushes Jeff as he follows 630*
Jeff: Bryce, I told you to chase steam engines later. We have an important task to complete.
Bryce: But she has a nice pair of cylinders. Besides the 4501, she's the bustiest lady I've ever seen!
Jeff: Bryce! Just stop! *Brakes*

Meanwhile, with Lee, and Janet.

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I haven't done one of these in a long time.

Here's the other two I did

Skit 1: link
Skit 2: link

Dirty Harry: Do I Feel Lucky

Starring Sean as Harry Callahan
S.B as Jaffie
Rock Island Diesels as Bank Robbers

Video: link

A bank alarm went off.

Sean: Ah shit. *Leaves*
Painters: *Looking at the bank*
Sean: *Heading towards the bank with a .44 mounted onto his right side*
Rock Island Diesel 4: *Coming out of the bank with the money*
Sean: HALT!!
Rock Island Diesel 4: *Fires a shot from his shot gun*
Sean: *Shoots him*
Rock Island Diesel 3: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Fires a bullet*
Rock Island Diesel 3: *Gets into...
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