"Ouch, I Got Hit By A Car" written by Anastasia Bowles and Josephine Cubie minutes after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".
[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!
Ouch I got hit by car,
I got hit by a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit by a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit by a car,
by my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Oh can you help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,
My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My heart is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!
One more look and I can see the blood,
One more touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!
[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!
Ouch I got hit by car,
I got hit by a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit by a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit by a car,
by my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Oh can you help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,
My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My heart is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!
One more look and I can see the blood,
One more touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!
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Remember, everytime you read Twilight - a banana dies. Please, think of the bananas. Thank you.