Rumours have been swirling in the medical world of a new and extremely catching disease: Officeonitis. Cases are popping up around the globe, faster than would be believed possible. Scientists are working frantically for a cure, but so far, none has been found, and numbers of those willing to try are dwindling as more and more succomb to this sickness.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every day on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for more Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the date of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every question asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," or "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat jam without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If you or someone you know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: you cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and random strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every day on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for more Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the date of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every question asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," or "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat jam without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If you or someone you know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: you cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and random strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
How could anyone hate 'The Office'? The show is got to be the funniest on TV right now that's still running. The complaints of the show are always something along the lines of it being low budget and just a show for NBC to fill time with nonsense.
Sure the show doesn't have big explosions or violence galore, and to me that's what makes it good. It tweaks a real life situation and makes it great!
What other show has a cast this big, and ALL of them funny? Each character has a different reason that they are funny.
Take Jim, he's funny for his pranks that he pulls. Now take michael, he's funny for the akward moments he brings. Now look at Kevin, He's funny for his one-liners and observations.
Each of these characters are really funny, but they are gut wrenchingly awsome when they are together.
Sure the show doesn't have big explosions or violence galore, and to me that's what makes it good. It tweaks a real life situation and makes it great!
What other show has a cast this big, and ALL of them funny? Each character has a different reason that they are funny.
Take Jim, he's funny for his pranks that he pulls. Now take michael, he's funny for the akward moments he brings. Now look at Kevin, He's funny for his one-liners and observations.
Each of these characters are really funny, but they are gut wrenchingly awsome when they are together.