We've got this on the Lost spot and it's pretty funny xD

You see what time it is, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

1 or 31 min → Eliza
02 or 32 min → Sylwia
03 or 33 min → Em
04 or 34 min → Nat
05 or 35 min → Filipa
06 or 36 min → Jenn
07 or 37 min → Kristine
08 or 38 min → Nanda
09 or 39 min → Kaidi
10 or 40 min → Hannah
11 or 41 min → Sarah
12 or 42 min → Dannii
13 or 43 min → Mais
14 or 44 min → Lucy {livelydebate}
15 or 45 min → Angi
16 or 46 min → Katie
17 or 47 min → Julie
18 or 48 min → Lucy {brittlegirl94}
19 or 49 min → Mon
20 or 50 min → Cat
21 or 51 min → Eliza on the island
22 or 52 min → S on the island
23 or 53 min → Em on the island
24 or 54 min → Nat on the island
25 or 55 min → Filipa on the island
26 or 56 min → Nanda off the island
27 or 57 min → Kristine off the island
28 or 58 min → Jenn off the island
29 or 59 min → all the Jisters
30 or 00 min → myself

Identify the colour of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot