The Beatles Article: Sorry, Wrong Lady Part 8

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posted by 80smusiclover1

"Ohhhh... Where am I?" George said as he slowly woke up. "Exactly as I told you we'd proceed to. Welcome to my lair!" Dahlia replied. That response was enough to trigger his anger again, for he found himself in what appeared to be her laboratory. It also didn't help that he had been strapped to an operating table, complete with the helmet-like thing on his head which was connected to a giant robot.

"Grrr!!! This is getting out of hand! I shouldn't have talked with you at that pub in the first place!" George exclaimed. "Actually, I'm not who you think I am." Dahlia said. "Then who are you, really?" George demanded. "Glad ya asked!" Dahlia replied.

There was a flash of light, and what followed was an evil laugh. "Behold. It is I, Dr. Doria Florahyde!" she declared once her true identity was revealed.

(If you've watched the Beatles Cartoon, you may remember her from the episode "If I Fell". In fact, this part of the fanfic has been partially inspired by said episode. Of course, I added the letter I to her name and made her much more wicked for a twist.)

George could not believe his eyes! "WHAT?! So you're a mad scientist in disguise all along?!?! YOU FOOLED ME!!!" he remarked. "I had to, George Harrison. I hate Rock N' Roll music, and you wretched insects are the worst Rock band to have ever graced the United Kingdom! Because of that, I desired to take one of you out of the picture by using your brain to power up my robot and accomplish my dream of taking over the world!" Doria said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have a little tea break before starting the process. And don't bother calling for your bandmates. Chances are, they got lost while on the way here." She then left the scene with another evil laugh.

Well, George was finally at the point of losing his temper after finding out why his ex-"girlfriend" acted the way she did. With that, he shouted with all his might, "YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! YOUR DEMISE WILL BE COMING SOON, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!"

But Florahyde was about to be proven wrong, as the other Beatles had made it and began walking down the straight path towards the centre of the woods. "This shall be easy as pie!" John said. "Yep. I can't wait to let that witch have it!" Paul replied. Meanwhile, Ringo was assembling an army of the resident animals (consisting of foxes, squirrels, rabbits, badgers, and fallow deer) by playing the trumpet which he bought from Harrods. "Come on, everybody! It's an emergency!" he said as they followed behind him. John and Paul smirked in return.

TO BE CONTINUED

Peaceandlove67, RocknRollSoul60 and 4 others like this

BingoPB I love how Ringo is using his ability to communicate with animals here.

60smusicluv Let me at that mad scientist!

RetroRock64 She's got it coming to her now!

Roldan13 Yes, she does!

RocknRollSoul60 She definitely won't be able to manipulate those animals. Animals can sense bad people. I learned a long time ago to trust an animal's intuition.

Peaceandlove67 Paul is right. Animals are smarter than people.

80smusiclover1 Very true. She's gonna be in for a real shock!

Rubyrings Oh, I remember that episode! It was one of my favourites. I actually thought of it as soon as you described the setting George woke up in. That was certainly a twist! Ringo's summoning all the animals, though - it's giving me Snow White vibes, and I love it!!

80smusiclover1 I'm glad ya do! And yes, I also watched that episode again while this fanfic was in the brainstorming stage last month. 😉

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 9

posted by 80smusiclover1

For the next few hours into the afternoon, the group explored the castle's Great Park by way of a straight trail in the middle of the grass, which is better known as the Long Walk. While the ladies had their own quality time, George asked Philip (who also works as the Ranger), "Did the airship go through any test flights?" He replied, "Why yes, it did. As a matter of fact, that's why I was very busy for most of last year. The flights themselves all went well in the end." George said, "Ohh, I see. I'm glad to know that." Philip smiled. He then asked, "And how have your bandmates been doing?"...

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 8

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The royal couple led George, Pattie, and Laura all the way to the top of the Round Tower. "Here it is, mates!", exclaimed Philip as he presented the surprise. "Our very own airship! What do you think?" "Oooooooh...", the trio chorused in amazement. George remarked, "I must say it really IS bloody spectacular, sir!" Pattie added, "I like how the seats are arranged in a similar pattern to that of a passenger plane!" "I do, too!", finished Laura. Elizabeth said, "Indeed! I was quite speechless when my husband gave me the first glimpse." Laura replied, "Can't blame you on that, ma'am." Philip then...

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 7

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By the time it was noon, the group went to have lunch at the dining hall. Today's selection of foods included honey-glazed roast chicken, pan-grilled fish fillets, baked potatoes, mixed berries salad, cream of mushroom soup, and even a chocolate fondue fountain! There was also sparkling water flavoured with lemons. Pattie remarked as they ate, "Wow. The food here is just as tasty as what we had in Buckingham Palace before, ma'am!" Elizabeth smiled and replied, "I'm glad you're enjoying it!" Laura said, "And I love how this chicken was very well-cooked. So tender, too!" George said, "You and...

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 6

posted by 80smusiclover1

Once they were inside the apartment, the adults proceeded to have their talk at the dining table while Laura read some books and cuddled with the Corgis in the living room area. George and Pattie were then given sound advice for their marriage throughout the following hour, which were...

Elizabeth: "Firstly, talking with your spouse is one of the best and most important ways to keep your marriage healthy and successful. Be honest about what you're feeling, but do not forget to be kind and show respect when you communicate. Part of good communication is being a good listener and taking the time...

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 5

posted by 80smusiclover1

George, Pattie, and Laura enjoyed themselves while on the road to Windsor Castle the next morning. Once again, as the guards remembered the mop-topped lad and his daughter, they allowed them inside without asking any questions on why they were visiting. Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip had been taking a lovely stroll around the gardens with the Corgis following behind their beloved master. Just then, they heard a man's Liverpudlian voice call out, "Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness, guess who's back!" Elizabeth remarked, "Well, what a pleasant surprise! It's the future Harrisons!"...

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 4

posted by 80smusiclover1

The rest of the day was spent with a tour around the other areas of the park. George said as they walked, "Before we get started with our wedding plans, I think it would be wise for us to first seek some advice on how we could make our marriage a veddy happy one. What do ye say, love?" Pattie replied, "Yeah. That's a smart idea, darling. So, to whom shall we ask about this?" George thought for a moment, then replied, "Let's head on over to Windsor Castle tomorrow! I'm sure the royal couple will help us out with this step." Pattie said, "Oh, I know what you're thinking there. Certainly!" Laura added, "Plus, it's been a while since we last visited that place! Right, daddy George?" He replied, "You definitely are, Laura, darling!" "Heh, heh!", she responded. Afternoon soon turned into evening, and the trio had dinner at one of the nearby restaurants before driving back home for the night.

TO BE CONTINUED

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 2

posted by 80smusiclover1

After hiking to the top of the hill, the trio found a private spot for their picnic complete with a nice view of the Thames. In addition to the pie, George had fixed some tuna melts, bags of trail mix, and hot chocolate which was kept in its original state through a thermos bottle. "Here ye go, sweetheart!", he said while giving Pattie a big slice. She then remarked upon taking a bite, "Mmm... This really is delicious, darling! I'd even say it's the best apricot pie I've ever tasted!" George smiled and replied, "I knew you'd love it, my dear! Of course, you can thank my mum for baking this...

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He's Got His Mind Set on Her Part 1

posted by 80smusiclover1

We have entered the new year of 1967, and something grand is about to take place for our heroes over the next few months. Speaking of which, let's see what the soon-to-be family has currently been up to!

George, Pattie, and Laura were on the drive to Primrose Hill in Regent's Park for their picnic as a way to kick off the year. This won't be your typical picnic, though, 'cause the former had planned for it to be the moment where he'll surprise his sweetheart by asking her The Big Question at last. Pattie said, "I see that apricot pie has been quite a staple for your family, eh?" George replied,...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Final Part

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The Beatles, Laura, and Pattie then spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying the snow in the backyard. Paul said, "I think we can all agree that this has been a bloody spectacular year for us!" Ringo replied, "Most definitely! We've had so many memorable moments to the point where I'm not sure if I could even pick a favourite among them." Sparkie made a noise that sounded like he was saying, "I know!" John added, "And something tells me we've got a wedding to prepare for by the time next year arrives, too!" George said, "Correct-a-mundo, mate! I was just about to say that myself." John responded...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 8

posted by 80smusiclover1

THUMP! "Spirit! Let me out! Let me out! I'll..." Just when Scrooge thought he had fallen to his doom, he came out of his blanket and breathed a sigh of relief upon realizing that he was back in his bedroom again. Not only that, but it was finally Christmas morning, too! Scrooge remarked after opening the window, "Thank goodness that was only a bad dream... Wait! This also means..." A wide smile then ran across his face (followed by a joyful jump) as he exclaimed, "YES!!! The spirits have given me another chance! I better go and spread as much holiday cheer as possible!" And in a flash, he freshened...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 7

posted by 80smusiclover1

After the mist had cleared up, Scrooge found himself in a gloomy cemetery. He looked around and was surprised by a mysterious cloaked figure standing behind him, who then removed his hood to show his real face. He said, "Hello. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Future (Felix the Yeoman Warder)." Scrooge replied, "Oh, I should've guessed." The Ghost continued, "I see you've already learned quite a lot from those two spirits, eh? Well, it's not over yet; as you are about to see the consequences of your actions!" Scrooge nodded in response. He then asked, "Is it true that my employee's child will die...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 6

posted by 80smusiclover1

"Woe is me! I had a promising future with my lovely lady and I gave them all up!", lamented Scrooge as he was back on his bed. At that moment, he heard the ringing of a bell along with a jovial voice coming from the living room. "Come one, come all! There's a glorious feast right in store for you! Huh, huh, huh, yeah (This may sound familiar if you watch the Beatles Cartoon)!" Scrooge did become speechless for a while upon seeing all that sumptuous food: Roasted turkey, pigs in blankets, mince pies, and even Christmas pudding! The second visitor then noticed him and said, "Why it's a pleasure...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 5

posted by 80smusiclover1

At around 1:00 am, Scrooge found himself awakened by a glowing yellow light. "That must be coming from the first of those three spirits.", he thought. And indeed, it was. "Greetings, old chap! I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past (Dr. Robert - Remember him from "The Mystery of the Haunted Pier"?), and I have come to show you how your actions played a part in shaping you into the man you are today." Scrooge was nervous at first, but replied, "As you wish, spirit. Though, how are you gonna do that?" The Ghost said, "Simple! Here, hold my hand." What followed was quite possibly the wildest sky ride...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 4

posted by 80smusiclover1

After continuing his work for the remainder of the day, Scrooge went back home just before midnight. However, as he made his way upstairs, he was startled by what sounded like rattling chains and a ghostly moan. He then tried locking the door and taking cover underneath the living room table, but those didn't work. "Eeebenezer Scrooge, where are you?", said the ghost as it finally appeared. This turned out to be none other than his former business partner! "Ah, there ye are! I have come to tell you something important." Still shuddering, Scrooge replied, "W-w-what are you doing here? How did...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 3

posted by 80smusiclover1

The story begins on December 24 in Victorian London. Everyone was filled with the holiday spirit as they were getting ready for tomorrow. This, unfortunately, was not the case for a grumpy and surly money-lender named Ebenezer Scrooge. He had outrightly declined his nephew Fred's (Peter Harrison) Christmas dinner invitation as well as a donation offered by two gentlemen (Mike McCartney and Harry Harrison), who were fundraising for the poor. By the time Scrooge returned to his office, Bob Cratchit (his underpaid employee) had just finished work and was preparing to go home. He cheerfully greeted...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 2

posted by 80smusiclover1

"Merry Christmas, Geo! Merry Christmas, ladies!", exclaimed John as the soon-to-be family entered the recording room. George replied, "Merry Christmas to you, too, me mate! I see you brought a copy of the book as a reference while waiting for us, eh?" John said, "Ye got that right! In fact, I own this as part of my collection." Laura replied, "Very cool, uncle John!" Pattie added, "I'll say! This project is sure to be just as fun as when we recorded 'Yellow Submarine'." George said, "My thoughts exactly, sweetheart!" Paul asked, "Well then, are you ready to get it started?!" Laura said, "Ready...

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A Beatle Christmas Carol Part 1

posted by 80smusiclover1

December 25, 1966

George and his daughter had just finished their breakfast and were getting themselves prepared to head back to Abbey Road Studios. As they wore their coats, boots, and other winter gear, Laura said, "I'm so excited to take part in the Christmas message with you and my uncles for the first time, daddy George! This is gonna be a real treat." George replied, "So am I, Laura, darling! Even more exciting is that we will be doing our veddy own version of a certain classic, audio drama style! Of course, this was John's idea, and you can thank him for it afterwards." Laura replied, "Oh, how lovely! I'll certainly be keeping that in mind." George responded with a smile and a chuckle. He then took another look at the engagement ring for a while (which he had bought at the start of this month) and gently kissed it. Before long, they drove off, fetched Pattie from her flat, and were on their way to the Studios.

TO BE CONTINUED

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The Great Tower Switch Final Part

posted by 80smusiclover1

The sun had begun to set around the same time the group's tour finally came to an end. They then returned to the courtyard and decided to take a break from walking for a while. George told his brother, "Y'know something, Pete? That amulet actually gave us a better understanding of each other now, since we've pretty much spent the first half of this tour being in each other's shoes." Peter replied, "You are right on the money there, Geo! It was quite a learning experience, too." George said, "Indeed!" John said, "To top it all off, it made our visit to this castle more memorable than what we...

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The Great Tower Switch Part 9

posted by 80smusiclover1

George, Laura, Pattie, John, and Peter had been enjoying their free time with the ravens while Tony told them about the origins of their association with the castle. "Legend has it that if any of these birds get lost or fly away, both the Crown and the kingdom will fall. After being warned about this, King Charles II is thought to have been the first to insist that they be protected here. Today, they're known as the Guardians of the Tower." John said, "Hey, I remember reading about that at school! What a fascinating story indeed." George added, "I'll say!" Peter asked, "Are there any other...

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The Great Tower Switch Part 8

posted by 80smusiclover1

Once they were back outside, the group proceeded to the courtyard to put into action the last step of reversing the Amulet of Bandy's spell. John said, "That SURE was supernatural, me mates!" Laura replied, "Indeed, uncle John! I liked how the ghosts of those princes were friendly towards us." John replied, "Me too, dear Laura." Felix added, "And as I've said earlier; this is much better than having to watch over prisoners!" "Absolutely!", remarked Laura. A few minutes later when they reached the courtyard, Felix told them to wait while he went to pluck out a feather from one of their ravens....