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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did you kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we lost Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able to eject in time.
Michael: Oh, that's a shame. Honday and I have seen each other through lots of tough times. He was even one of your best mates.
Gator: Look, he was a great officer, but we don't need to talk about him over and over again. So will you please shut up about it?
Waiter: *Arrives* Here you go Captain.
Gator: Thanks.
Michael: So when do you think we're going to Champalla?
Gator: I don't know, and I don't care. Send me out there within an hour. Half an hour! Fifteen minutes! Even five! I want to go out there now! *Looks at his drink, then smiles* I mean, as soon as I finish this beer.
Michael: *Smiling at Gator*

Meanwhile on Naboo.

Captain Needa: *Walking towards two Imperial Troopers* Have you got him on the phone yet?
Imperial 53: Yes Captain, but he's in a rather foul mood.
Captain Needa: He won't be when I speak with him. *Grabs the phone* Corporal Goode, I hope you're feeling good.
Warek: Yeah, thanks for the wisecracks.
Captain Needa: I heard you were giving some of my men a little bit of trouble.
Warek: I asked politely for more missiles, more pilots, more Tie Fighters, but all I have is Kamen, and those two crates with limited fuel, and missiles.
Captain Needa: You'll get what you need when the time is right. Until then, stay alert.
Warek: If the weather clears up. I highly doubt that'll happen however.
Captain Needa: Just wait for my call. *Hangs up*
Taylor: *Walks up from a bed* Can't anyone get some sleep around here?
Warek: Still haven't received our supplies yet, but we will soon.

2 B Continued
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
Michael Schumacher as Taylor Kamen
Michael Schumacher as Taylor Kamen
posted by lovingflame
Vizan eyed the pirate's antiqued vessel, as it lined up the portal to theirs. The doors opened into the tunnel. The pirate's new captain and first mate, sat on a descent pair of chairs with a anti-gravity table in front of them. A gruff voice echoed from the rough facial garb. "Come we meet here. That way we are all in danger. No one I believe is fully prepared to meet their maker. Just yet." Vizan slipped his twin a thoughtful look. Jorg slowly smiled appreciating the cleverness of such an opponent. Nodding they went forward, to sit themselves across from the two females. This would prove...
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posted by lovingflame
Zori sighed as her long day ended.
For starters, because of her unintended nap. She was being docked a day's pay on her next check, to pay for the embarrassing scene.
Add that to her boyfriend's surprise of dumping her. Hadn't even given her the curtisy of allowing her to stay the night. Just had her bags packed and waiting at the door.
The hmpf....hmpf of her replacement, as she had to tell the prick she'd have to come by in the morning for the rest.
Taking up her overnight bag. Zori cursed the stranger for her string of bad luck. Never knowing that her night had only just begun.
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posted by kelseyjayne25
Here is a list of star wars names I created: It is actually quite challenging! Anyone is free to add to it!

Female:

Chey Donnelle

Ary Xynae

Delca Isic

Lexeem Dee

Yila Thim

Mo Klill

Thera Nuum

Pirtia Zhan

Fiora Qwen

Orla Mentiv

Naby Chlora

Gliv Bontil

Ethimsy Vu

Zekira Hinsley

Joleen Gurn

Blor Yenv

Seema Lyn

Hol Uveene

Xena Rinir

Kyla Exum

Una Pree

Idella Smet

Vernika Walters

Raila Forten

Wyma Odixm

Qamra Adin



Male:

Vonn Tobe

Rinj Alteer

Buren Vint

Jonez Waph

Tezzan Gree

Xav Heldier

Olin Mustar

Azere Ped

Sil Yask

Fult Onan

Iytan Lomar

Hertz Franchim

Gring Whyt

Ulik Zanders

Drek Jillen

Prez Ert

Lomen Keene

Cilton Roan

Quinto Boisen

Jex Skuun

Eliam Xen

Zolt Quolmin

Wovig Montino

Yarden Cord

Nexir Urdin
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Naboo, one year before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, next to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to...
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