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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did you kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we lost Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able to eject in time.
Michael: Oh, that's a shame. Honday and I have seen each other through lots of tough times. He was even one of your best mates.
Gator: Look, he was a great officer, but we don't need to talk about him over and over again. So will you please shut up about it?
Waiter: *Arrives* Here you go Captain.
Gator: Thanks.
Michael: So when do you think we're going to Champalla?
Gator: I don't know, and I don't care. Send me out there within an hour. Half an hour! Fifteen minutes! Even five! I want to go out there now! *Looks at his drink, then smiles* I mean, as soon as I finish this beer.
Michael: *Smiling at Gator*

Meanwhile on Naboo.

Captain Needa: *Walking towards two Imperial Troopers* Have you got him on the phone yet?
Imperial 53: Yes Captain, but he's in a rather foul mood.
Captain Needa: He won't be when I speak with him. *Grabs the phone* Corporal Goode, I hope you're feeling good.
Warek: Yeah, thanks for the wisecracks.
Captain Needa: I heard you were giving some of my men a little bit of trouble.
Warek: I asked politely for more missiles, more pilots, more Tie Fighters, but all I have is Kamen, and those two crates with limited fuel, and missiles.
Captain Needa: You'll get what you need when the time is right. Until then, stay alert.
Warek: If the weather clears up. I highly doubt that'll happen however.
Captain Needa: Just wait for my call. *Hangs up*
Taylor: *Walks up from a bed* Can't anyone get some sleep around here?
Warek: Still haven't received our supplies yet, but we will soon.

2 B Continued
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
Michael Schumacher as Taylor Kamen
Michael Schumacher as Taylor Kamen
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Salope's only weapons were several charges in a bag. The others that came along with her hid in a bush as she tried to get rid of two stormtroopers standing on guard.

Salope: *Walking towards the stormtroopers*
Stormtrooper 69: *Turns around* Hey, what are you doing?
Salope: Crossing the river. I'm trying to get back to my farm, over there.
Stormtrooper 53: That farm's been abandoned for years. You're under arrest for trespassing.
Salope: *Swings her bag, and knocks out a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper 53: *Shoots Salope in the chest*
Republic Soldier 30: *Shoots the stormtrooper* Alright, get the explosives,...
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Go inside the design process for the First Order's new "gorilla" walkers in this bonus content from Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
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posted by Renegade1765
Because it's the last day of 2016, I've decided to dedicate an article to a special someone who meant a lot to me, and for everyone else: Carrie Fisher.
Like everyone else, I was pretty damn (Sorry about that.) shocked when I heard about Carrie Fisher's death. I was talking to my friend on Google+ when he informed about her death. I knew that she had a heart attack about a week before she died, but I didn't expect this.

Without any further a due, let's being!

Star Wars is my second favorite franchise of all time. Not only is it a big part of my childhood, but also a big part of my life.
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OK, OK, don't kill me! This is something that I've noticed about Star Wars that is very annoying to me. The annoying thing is this: it's inconsistent. I mean, think about it; things that happen in the prequels aren't always consistent with things that are said or happen in the OT. Part of the problem is the fact that the prequels were made long after the OT was. For example, in ANH, Obi Wan dies, and his body vanishes. In ROTJ, Yoda dies and his body vanishes. But, again in ROTJ, Anakin/Vader dies and it doesn't appear that his body vanishes, and in TPM, Qui Gon dies, and his body doesn't...
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