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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One of the Rebels named Alan lost all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get more money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can you lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on top of another bed* Can you spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering, and giving Paul their credits*
Alan: *Looking at the big pile of credits* Whoa. How much is that?
Paul: 2,500 baby, 2,500!
Alan: That's a lot. What are you going to do with all those credits?
Paul: I don't know. I never had this much before. I could send a thousand to my mom in D'Qar, spend a little on wine, and girls in Naboo, and the rest I'll keep here for safe keeping.
Alan: That's nice. Congratulations. *Walks away*
Paul: *Looking at all of his credits* 2,500.

Meanwhile, on another bed, but in a different room.

Jyll: *Having sex with Seeq* Ah! Ah! Nnnnn~... *Lays down next to Seeq*
Seeq: You sure do provide a nice view without having to wear anything.
Jyll: Haha.
Seeq: When do you want to do this again?
Jyll: Same time tomorrow?
Seeq: You betcha. *Gives Jyll 50 credits*

They both left the room, and walked in different directions. Jyll eventually met up with Taly.

Jyll: How much credits did you make?
Taly: 700. You?
Jyll: A thousand. Seeq Hester really knows how to treat a lady.
Taly: Well I recommend getting a big guy like that. *Points to a big tall man*
Alan: *Goes towards him* You have any- *Looks at the size of his fists* Never mind. *Slowly backs away*

Back on Naboo. The Imperials were still discussing the upcoming Rebel invasion.

Orrian: Colonel Jörgenstien, why do you and General Veers think that the Rebels will try to invade Champalla first?
Faust: Our sensors can't detect ships when they're near the water.
Orrian: Ozzel and the others do not think so. They would have to be very close to the water. So close, that it would risk sinking their ships, and all of the precious cargo.
Faust: Well I'm not convinced that the Rebels would be stupid enough to go to any other part of the planet, get spotted easily, and risk getting all of their soldiers killed.
Orrian: There's a vacant city fifty miles north of Champalla. It's called Cenell. Ozzel believes that's where the Rebels will start their invasion.
Faust: Ozzel's an idiot. He doesn't even deserve to be a General. Lord Vader said so himself. I trust General Veers on this one.

2 B Continued
Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
Eminem as Paul Soloda
Eminem as Paul Soloda
Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
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Pain lanced through her.Feeling like the dance of a thousand cuts. Gasping she turned towards her brother's seat, to see if he was also feeling the same. Only to see to her horror, a pool of dark blood. Sending her returned force senses up through the keep, she quickly ran up the winding stairs in her silver fox form. Reaching her brother's family apartments in her human form, she eased the door delicately open. Only to be welcomed by a scene that made her burn and sick at the same time. Blood coated the walls, the bodies torn and strewn across the floor. Not even his grandson's newborn had...
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posted by lovingflame
Earth

"If you look out your window you can see Ireland." The stewardess said as she strolled the drink cart up the isle. Morgan peered from under her night eye mask to blink into focus the lush green squares that dotted the emerald isle. "Is this you're first time to Scottland dear?" The older woman asked in the seat next to her. She nodded. "This is going to be my first and last." The older woman paled. Morgan blushed sheepishly. "No not like that. I'm going to start new. Here. I have nothing left to go back for in America." The older woman shook her head.
"Well you may find it a hard place...
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The following is a list of minor notes and observations that came to me, during my recent viewing of "Episode VI: Return of the Jedi". I hope that you enjoy them:


NOTES AND OBSERVATIONS of "STAR WARS: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi"

*I have always found the launching of shuttles rather different in the STAR WARS saga, in compare to other science-fiction sagas. The Imperial shuttles leave the starships like drops of water from a faucet.

*The commander of the Death Star II seemed to react with horror at the news of the Emperor’s impending arrival. Quite a contrast to his mild nervousness at...
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Bao-Dur
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This story takes place directly after the events of the amazing game Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords. It is just a fan fiction and never really happened.

    It had been not long after the Jedi exile, Meetra Surik, had battled and beaten the Sith lord Darth Traya, The Jedi exile's master. The Ebon hawk floated in space at this point. The exile named Meetra had wandered into the cockpit of the Ebon Hawk. There, flying the ship, was the scoundrel Atton Rand. “So... How'd it go?” asked Atton. “Kreia, or as she is now identified as, Darth Traya...
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The evidence is clear--Maul, or the spirit of Maul, will return in Ahsoka. Since the show is essentially Star Wars Rebels season 5, it makes sense of Maul would return via Nightsister Marik or as a Force Ghost.
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Kylo Ren & Rey
Kylo Ren & Rey
Hi guys, a couple of days ago, I watched the Rise of Skywalker which was the final chapter of the new Star Wars trilogy and it coincide with my younger brother's 29th birthday. Ready?

The Story

At least that the story is not predictable like the second one, and it is very straightforward too. I was also taken aback that Rey is a descendant of Emperor Palpatine and at least she did not follow into his path despite that she has nightmares of being on the dark side!
Rey also got her Happy Ending when she is a true jedi in her own right.

The Characters

Speaking of the characters themselves, I was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
General Rancor had his medals, and was prepared to congratulate Kelly, and his friends for going behind enemy lines.

General Rancor: I am very proud of all those men for their heroic actions. After we give them their medals, we're going to celebrate. *Climbs into a Metra with Major Colwin, and another Rebel*
Rebel Soldier: *Drives*

Kelly and his team finally reached the western side of Empyra. They were on top of a hill. Kelly was looking down at the area below them where the bank was located. Cowboy and Little Joe snuck into the village.

Cowboy: Can you see anythin' from where your standing?
Kelly:...
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