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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One of the Rebels named Alan lost all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get more money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can you lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on top of another bed* Can you spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering, and giving Paul their credits*
Alan: *Looking at the big pile of credits* Whoa. How much is that?
Paul: 2,500 baby, 2,500!
Alan: That's a lot. What are you going to do with all those credits?
Paul: I don't know. I never had this much before. I could send a thousand to my mom in D'Qar, spend a little on wine, and girls in Naboo, and the rest I'll keep here for safe keeping.
Alan: That's nice. Congratulations. *Walks away*
Paul: *Looking at all of his credits* 2,500.

Meanwhile, on another bed, but in a different room.

Jyll: *Having sex with Seeq* Ah! Ah! Nnnnn~... *Lays down next to Seeq*
Seeq: You sure do provide a nice view without having to wear anything.
Jyll: Haha.
Seeq: When do you want to do this again?
Jyll: Same time tomorrow?
Seeq: You betcha. *Gives Jyll 50 credits*

They both left the room, and walked in different directions. Jyll eventually met up with Taly.

Jyll: How much credits did you make?
Taly: 700. You?
Jyll: A thousand. Seeq Hester really knows how to treat a lady.
Taly: Well I recommend getting a big guy like that. *Points to a big tall man*
Alan: *Goes towards him* You have any- *Looks at the size of his fists* Never mind. *Slowly backs away*

Back on Naboo. The Imperials were still discussing the upcoming Rebel invasion.

Orrian: Colonel Jörgenstien, why do you and General Veers think that the Rebels will try to invade Champalla first?
Faust: Our sensors can't detect ships when they're near the water.
Orrian: Ozzel and the others do not think so. They would have to be very close to the water. So close, that it would risk sinking their ships, and all of the precious cargo.
Faust: Well I'm not convinced that the Rebels would be stupid enough to go to any other part of the planet, get spotted easily, and risk getting all of their soldiers killed.
Orrian: There's a vacant city fifty miles north of Champalla. It's called Cenell. Ozzel believes that's where the Rebels will start their invasion.
Faust: Ozzel's an idiot. He doesn't even deserve to be a General. Lord Vader said so himself. I trust General Veers on this one.

2 B Continued
Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
Eminem as Paul Soloda
Eminem as Paul Soloda
Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
The Darkness smiled....
Upon the old priest sitting amongst the deathly empty thrones.His tears of silent grief drawing it ever nearer. The Pathbourne had not come.All his brother's and sister's were now dead.Their seat's cold and empty.Not even the babies in their cribs had survived, a total massacre.The Darkness wetted its lips in anticipation of tasting the last of the Family. As it lazily slunked around towards him the symbol on the floor twisted. Sudden fear beat at the beast's movements trying to make it move ever faster.But Lennar had felt the beast's hunger.Had felt it and welcomed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Several Imperials were trying to get down to the cable car station, but with the door locked, they had to put all their effort into knocking it down.

Morris: *Slowly wakes up, and hears the Imperials banging the doors*
Imperial Guards: *Hitting the doors with sledgehammers*
Imperial Officer 62: Sargent, take a break.
Imperial Guard 55: *Gives his hammer to a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper 98: *Hits the door with the hammer*
Morris: *Slowly stands up*
Mary: Lieutenant?
Morris: *Holds his head, and looks at Mary* Where's the Major?
Mary: He's on the cable car.
Morris: *Runs back to the controls*

Meanwhile,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
John was drinking a glass of wine. When he finished he looked at the stormtrooper Colonel Kramer called in. John gave him his E-11.

John: *Puts the glass on the table. He begins to walk around the table, going clockwise* Right. Now that we're all comfortable, I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the Lieutenant. He's an assassin. A well trained professional in the Rebel Alliance. His job is to shoot you Colonel Kramer, and you General Rosemeyer. He was sent from Yavin to Coruscant to help the Republic with a rescue operation, which brings us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
John, and Morris were in the golden hall, a big room with a big table. Eight chairs are on each side of the table, including one at each end. To the left of the table is a fireplace, and on the wall is a mural of the rise, and fall of the Jedi, before the Galactic Empire took over. They watched from an upstairs balcony as General Carnaby was being interrogated by three imperials.

Colonel Kramer: I'm sure you do have places to go to, but you must understand how an interrogation works.
General Carnaby: General George Carnaby, USA-39-1964.
General Rosemeyer: There's gotta be more than just your name,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Two officers were standing next to a fire by the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*
Radio Operator:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After ignoring Admiral Roland's orders to retreat, Major Smith, and Lieutenant Schaffer continued packing the bags for their operation.

John: *Hearing speeders approach, and goes towards a window. He looks out, careful to make sure he won't get spotted*
Imperials: *Arriving in IFT-D's, and Imperial Troop Transports with Stormtroopers*
Imperial Officer: Go! Send a squad in there to find the intruders!
John: We got company. *Turns off the lights*

Song: link

John: I'll pack the rest of the bags. Head out the back window.
Morris: Alright. *Holding two bags, he walks to the back window*
John: *Carrying...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Major Von Hapen was now in the castle with Mary, and Heidi. They walked up to Lieutenant Schwartz's desk.

Major Von Hapen: Good evening Lieutenant. We have a new member for the female staff.
Lieutenant Schwartz: Can I see your papers please?
Mary & Heidi: *Pull out their papers, and give them to Lieutenant Schwartz*
Lieutenant Schwartz: *Looking at the papers, and stands up* Will you come with me please?
Major Von Hapen: I will see you later.
Mary: Thank you Major.

After the three women left, Major Von Hapen examined some papers on the desk.

Colonel Kramer: *Arrives* Did you find anything interesting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the shed, John walked back to the Alpine Bar. Another song was heard in the distance, coming from the bar: link

John: *Looks to the left behind two Imperial Troop Transports, and finds a body. He walks towards it*

It was Jott. He was dead. Blood was coming out of his mouth.

John: *Back inside the bar with Morris* He was heading towards me. Until someone killed him. Did you see where the other three went?
Morris: I couldn't see. This place is very crowded, and there's more than one exit. Anyone of them could have slipped out. If you don't mind me saying so Major, I think there's more...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In a village near the castle, a steam engine blew it's whistle, pulling seven hopper cars. Once the train was gone, it was safe for John, and his men to cross the tracks. They had to pass between two more freight cars, marked for the Imperials.

Morris: You know Major, I thought this galaxy got rid of trains over 200 years ago.
John: Not on this planet. They're preserved for recreational, and educational purposes. Let's go into the depot across the street.

Song: link

Quickly, and quietly, John and the others got to the depot. John held the door open for the others as he watched to make sure no Imperials...
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The Poster.
The Poster.
Hi guys, I had seen the movie in December with my younger brother and my parents had recently seen it yesterday. So here is my review about the movie, enjoy reading it.

The Story-Line

Since Disney took over as the new management of the Star Wars franchise, I love how they kept tradition with the opening and the famous theme song that we're so familiar with.
The story takes place after the events on Episode VI and many characters are newcomers, especially Flynn, Rey and just to name a few. As the story progresses, Rey and Flynn's interaction blossoms into friendship and together they work as...
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Spoilers lie ahead if you *sigh* still have not seen Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.

As you probably know, being a fan of Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Awakens, was recently released on home media. For me, that means I have now seen it a shameful amount of times. A large part of my love for TFA is desert-scavenger-turned-Jedi Rey. She's pretty awesome. But one question that remains largely unanswered is this: who is Rey, and where did she come from?

After seeing TFA so many times, I am more and more convinced that Rey's father is none other than Luke Skywalker. For the following...
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Tracker tightened the belt around Morgan's waist. As they landed on a planet hardly suitable for any life-form. Steai unwrapped his neck cloth and gently bound Morgan's yet black and blue eyes.
"That's not too tight is it?" Morgan touched his cheek. "No, thank-you." Manni frowned deeply as he observed Steai's lingering touch on Morgan's bindings. Steai had become quite attached to the wonder girl. He narrowed his eyes in thought. Was he jealous? No. Well, maybe a little. Alot. Yes, he sighed. Morgan turned at the sound of the sigh and gave him one of her smiles."Sorry, but he's such a chatter...
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    Meetra didn't want to go on. To take more lives. She just wanted to go back to Onderon. She'd even go back Peragus. But, she didn't want her friends to get hurt. She walked back to the mercenary camp cloaked by a stealth field generator. The mercenaries were on high alert.
    "Anyone see 'er?" asked a tall fit mercenary. "Not yet," another yelled back. Meetra Surik let out a sigh. She then changed her footing to step into the mercenaries imediate area. She carfully and tightly held her deactivated light-saber and kept taking silent steps towards...
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