Alright guys. Mephisto N here.

So, recently, a LOT of people have been asking me shit about mental conditions I have, my phobias, my aura-seeing, etc, etc...

So, yeah, as I'm too lazy to repond to each indivially, I'm writing an article about eeeeverything wrong/unusual about myself. Because people find it interesting. I dunno why.

Anyway, let's start off with the bad shit. What IS wrong with me, hmm?

-Sadism.
-Refinded homicidal tendancies.
-Refined suicidal tendancies.
-Depression.
-Schizophrenia.
-Insomnia.
-Anorexia.
-Masochism.

Now, we'll run through them all, one by one.

Sadism is finding humor in other's pain. I'm sure most people knew about this, becaue I always 'LOL' at the ideas of other people getting hurt/dying/ripped to shreds/harmed both mentally or physically.

A lot of people say I'm "evil" or "mean" or "horrible" because of this. Truth is, that's my normal. That's me, and if you don't like it then you can shove it. And oh yes, I hope it huuurts.

Refined homicidal tendancies... Now probably people'll be going "Uurgh, stupid JTHM wannabe... -_-" and to be honest I couldn't care less if you do, because such is what any of the stupids would do without explination.

Yes, I hurt people, physically and mentally. I've done some stuff I'm not proud of, and I'm not really wanting to go into that, because I don't want any more people running in fear every time they see me. Although, punching Robert's nose into his brain WAS nice... Hm... Not the worst I've done. Keheh.

Refined suicidal tendancies, well... Just as it sounds. I have attempted suicide, but then I needed to go to School and just never got around to trying again. FFF... I still do cut my shoulders, though.

Depression, again, exactly as it sounds. I get depressed, leads to suicidal talk, and such.

Schizophrenia is probably the most "crazy" thing about me. I hallucinate and see shit in my head, I have moodswings all the time, and I'm emotionally unstable most of the time. As it happens, I also have, what, 6 clashing personalities? Something like that. I named them, even. It, One, Airhead, Specimen, Human, Animal, and then there's the mix, and my usual- Me.

Yup. It's a crazy place here in my head. (3

Insomnia! Perhaps the most overused mental disorder in stories ever! With me, it's not so much as insomnia as hypnophobia. Fear of falling asleep, ya know... That kinda stuff.

Anorexia, I ad a half-apple two days ago in the morning. So, I think I'm slowley getting better. Hopefully I do not die of malnutrition. I am on a cocktail of multivitamins and nutritional supplements to actually keep my brain working. I am very skinny.

Masochism is the enjoyment of your own pain. Hence why I cut myself. It feels nice to me, the pain... But don't you worry about that.

A lot of people might be thinking, "Hey... What about cannibulism?" and to that I say NO. I am NOT really a cannibul, I just like to muck around with cannibulistic jokes because they're funny. My Invader Zim fancharacter, Mef, is the cannibul. Not me. She eats everything, I eat next to nothing. Big difference.

I think I mentioned aura-seeing before. If not, I'm too lazy to go back and change it, so I mentioned it now. Yes, people find this strange. For whatever reason.

A full-on description of it is really hard to do... I know it says "seeing" but there is, actually, nothing visible about it. It's a shift in the air- A projection around a person of temperature, emotion, and empathy. ome ay it's just that- That I have an unnaturally good sence of empathy. I do not think that's true- It's more than that.

I can also 'project' my own aura, and mess with other people's auras. I can make them FEEL sad, or depressed, or happy. Hence my manipulative skills. If they're leaning towards something I can push them over, for example, they have a crush on someone, I can make them fall head-over-heels in love. If they're feeling a little blue, I can make them downright suicidal.

Phobia-wise, I've got hypnophobia as mentioned above. Also hydrophobia, fear of water because I have drowned before and it wasn't nice, and claustrophobia because it brings back... Really unpleasant memories.

So, yeah, that's what's wrong with me for all you stupids put there.

Hope this cleared stuff up.

Have a nice day, jerks.