Wanna know how to survive a horror movie in facts?Here are some:·
If you think the monster is dead, he's NOT
· Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
· If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not they’re own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run.
· When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
· If you are searching for something, which caused a loud noise, and you find out it's just the...
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