...Saying "Bite me" when you're upset with him is not an opion.
...Telling him he drives you batty is just funny.
...Watching the sunrise can end badly.
...Till death do us part is hopefully not true.
...He really won't want to kiss you if you have garlic breath!
...If he says you look good enough to eat, run!
...You really shoulden't advise him to "put some color in that pale skin!"
...Vampire movies are no longer funny, unless you count pointing out the human misconseptions.
...Din 't describe his personality as "cold"


Any good ones I missed? Feel free and share 'em!