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posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are more bacteria in the ice machines at fast food restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are more than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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My List Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If you have a reason for a show I put comment and I might add it(ill give credit about it to you because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long reading right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen or any interesting...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a date or something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up by dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If you have a dog or cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When you spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking Annie?
Annie are you walking?
So, Annie are you walking?
Are you walking?
Annie are you walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE YOU WALKING???!!!!
ARE YOU WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are you walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: you crave attention, you absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, you may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because by being a retard online you can get all the attention you need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If you want to be a retard you must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?

Answer:
If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the next question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If you overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice Day To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the grass to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, you can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If you wanna gain a little weight all you have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks you what your size is or how much you weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when you think of women you think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM By Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the show is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If you look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the Pizza Hog", or perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are YOU online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

9. You go into labour and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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20 Funny Quotes

posted by invadercalliope

I hope you enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a bell my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 random facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 random facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. Music is my life.

6. I love to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I love to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I love to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer or dancer when I'm older.

13. Street dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When you turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If you have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
You cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and said "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years or so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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What's the difference bewteen friends and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel safe (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled by the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED BY RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of you probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green Day is one of my favorite bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon said what he said about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...