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So let me start this article off by saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an article called Top Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called top tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...

Warning: This article is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are you talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are you talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Birds Of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn is the 8th film of the DC Extended Universe. The film stars Harley Quinn, along with one of the Batgirls (Cassandra Cain), three members of the Birds of Prey (Office Montoya, Black Canary, and Huntress), and the villainous Black Mask.

Where the Characters Came From

Harley Quinn didn't come from the comics. She was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm for the 1992 show, Batman: The Animated Series. She was so popular, that she became a regular characters in the comics. Renee Montoya was also a creation of Batman: The Animated...

Okay so a quick show of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japan containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, or at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced by Samuel L. Jackson, music was done by RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the anime itself was animated by Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed by a movie nowadays. Books have the ability to let you think about the horror and let you imagine it yourself, and video games let you experience it from a first hand perspective, but movies are not the best with making you feel scared. Even the good horror movies don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… You all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on Christmas Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their Christmas list, when Parker walked in with...

So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing Anime live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC Movies change and is not similar to the comics and cartoons sometimes....

(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they show up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this article has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. You fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the title alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to...

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

It was a typical day in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...