MLP Discord Mickey Mouse

Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy next to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as you can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the kitchen and come out with ketchup all over you and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope you like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when you heard someone talking on the intercom, you fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give you a ride home and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a mushroom and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...