Incredulity

1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I love the socks you wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do you like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did you see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called you the other night. Did you know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont you hate it when you get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come you didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do you Yahoo?"

11. "I lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did you know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...