Cream Puffs

i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have you been!?!?

Me: nice to see you too, so are you human or robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and you want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run home and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!"...

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