• Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...
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