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posted by nessienjake
I recieved and email with a list of Random jokes I thought I'd share it with you guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
 and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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So there has been a lot of new horror movies coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help you survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where you are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in love with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last food that you ate?
15. Where were you last week...
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posted by Dreamtime
when you feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and you lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and you find you always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if you turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if you need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and you will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each day that you cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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Young Men. - Young Women

1.TհօմցհԵs օƒ sҽx/sօʍҽ Ӏօѵҽ. - TհօuցհԵs օƒ Ӏօѵe/Śօʍҽ sex


2.Sports. - MօsԵ cɑɾҽӀҽss/Śօʍҽ ςɑɾҽ


3. Erection... - Pҽɾíօժs...


4.Lҽss emotionaӀ. - EʍօԵíօղɑӀ/Śօʍҽ ɑɾҽ ղօԵ


5.ʍօsԵ ƒɑѵօɾíԵҽ cօӀօɾ ís bӀuҽ. - MօsԵ ƒɑѵօɾíԵҽ ςօӀօɾ íŚ Թíղk


6.ʍօsԵӀy cհҽɑԵ. - CհҽɑԵs Ӏҽss Եհɑղ ցմվŚ


7.ɾuns ƒɑsԵҽɾ Եհɑn ցíɾӀs. - Ruղs sӀօաҽɾ Եհɑղ ցմվŚ


8.ŚԵɾօnցҽɾ Եհɑղ ցíɾӀs. - Wҽɑkҽɾ Եհɑղ ցմվŚ.


9.ʍօsԵ հɑnժsօʍҽ. - MօŚԵ Śҽ×վ....
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posted by AWESOMEGAMER22
Frozen fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on top of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE CASTLE for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up random snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets more sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts acting like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to bed they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
posted by Dreamtime
you make good friends on fanpop but unfortunately some just leave because they got bored of it!!!
~
well, let me tell you something
did you forget about the good times we spent?
...
i don't care if you get online even for 10 minutes just don't disappear forever
....
is that too much to ask?
~
don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill you to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be friends with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...

don't be that person.
(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing more than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 year old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring you to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
posted by KristineGiangan
Have you ever experience that You don't have any friends ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama or Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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Six year old boy sings like an angel !
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posted by Kswifty13
can some people come join some of my clubs they will be fun if people join them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if you can think about it i will make you so happy and post some comments on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
1.taylor swift fandom(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if you want you can ask me anything if you need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
(✿ ♥‿♥)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING YOU WANT
Title says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a list at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny top 15 in this club. Why top 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
Icy Walker
Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

Part 1

    "Icy Walker, you are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome,...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
This is for the Nyackers contest
Chorus: because u know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no teble, I'm all about that bass bout that bass, no teble I'm all about that bass bout that bass No teble I'm all about that bass bout that bass no teble I'm all about that bass bout that bass. Yeah It's pretty clear I ain't a Juicy piece of meat but I'll let u eat it eat Like your suppose to do cause I go boom boom whenever U say said and all the right things in all the right spots. I see that guy over there hollerin hear juicy juicy If u got that booty booty just turn around cause every ounce of...
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