Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first day after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do you want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do you think that one day you may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can you kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do you think that you may punch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the top in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first day after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do you want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do you think that one day you may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can you kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do you think that you may punch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the top in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best friends and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the next morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the next morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
