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(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The Second Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize...

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...