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50 things girls should know about guys.

posted by Kyle_XY

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" or "Are you doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all day long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from you girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All day long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Top 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

Top 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give you her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when you try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s given you a fake number. Some women will give you their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell you why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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Gross Facts

posted by EllentheStrange

Warning: This article contains disgusting facts that just as the title states, you may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time you lean in for a kiss, you might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and you may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More random Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If you attempt to light your gas on fire it...

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55 Reasons I Love You: Girls Point of View

posted by milorox18

Reasons I Love You:

1) The way you stand by my side 

2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me 

3) How you always find a new way to "WoW" me

 4) When I'm sad, you take the pain away with a joke

 5) How you always look deep into my eyes

 6) How you can make my heart melt with your soft lips 

7) The way you hold my hand so tight 

8) The way you never let my hands go

 8) How you always watch out for me 

9) They way you make sure I have everything I need 

10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you 

11) When you buy me things out of the blue 

12) How you say the cutest...

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Trick Questions

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?

Answer:

If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the next question try not to be so dumb.

2 : If you overtake the last...

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100 Hottest Male Celebrities (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack Davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas by discussion
-Like to learn new task by talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus more on their own inner world,...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if you don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest you don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your friends and either forget all about us or tell a story about the hideous freak you met tonight. You don’t know me, if you did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have friends - except my brother....

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out...

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Kung Fu Panda <3

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LoL- So True!

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♥ cute baby girl (plz comment guyz)

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Swiper NO SWIPING!

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Random Ugly Betty Season 4 Cast Pics

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A poem I made up in 5 minutes from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with books scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to music but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.