(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)
**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
**The Second Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize...
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