WHAT IF

Yell Kevin at random birds and say oh never mind that isn't a pigeon

Yell Potato at random cars

Take pictures of random cars

Act like you have a disease

Talk in a accent on the first day of school

Prank call people

Write down words

Eat a tissue

If you are a guy tell your parents that you are pregnant

If you are a girl tell you parents that you got your boyfriend pregnant

Play your favorite game until really late at night

Lister to random songs

Dialogue a silent movie

Go into Wal-mart and yell I'm a wizard!!!

Ask random people random people questions like where is the popcorn? Why is the sky orange etc....

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you as soon as possible. Please share this with others immediately!!

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your...

Has your boyfriend been unfaithful to you? Infidelity can leave couples feeling insecure, hurt and can make it difficult to trust each other again. Sometimes, the damage can carry into a new relationship if a break up occurs. Handle a cheating boyfriend by following these steps.:


1-Acknowledge and accept your feelings of anger, sadness and disappointment over the betrayal.
2-Don't blame yourself for his actions. Remember that you can't be responsible for anyone's behavior other than your own.
3-Try to set aside your emotions and look at the situation from an outsider's point of view. What advice...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while...