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1. You fall down the stairs.

2. A tree falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. You eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. You are making out with a person and then you trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your pillow gets a face and bites you head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate you and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, you get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that you are going to die, then you die.

11. When you are dieing your crush says that he hate you.

12. A butterfly attacks you.

13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when you wake up you are ashes.

14. Your grandma forces you into watching and oldies show.

15. You are on a cruise and someone pushes you off the side of a boat.

16. A shark swallows you and you live in his stomach until he poops you out along with fish guts.

17. You wake up to your least favorite song on and your least favorite person is their above you singing that song.

18. Santa comes into your house and says that you have been a bad girl and that you don't get any presents.

19. A sheep starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"

20. You just had a bad day... no explination.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped next to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

Song: link

John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to move up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station by two...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online writing

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Hey everybody, it's Deathding here once again, and I wanted to talk about an idea that I've had for quite a while now. The series will be called "*Insert Title Here*......In Laymen's Terms", which will basically be me reviewing anything you guys suggest, but in my usual comedic format.

This will not only let me find out about new things I didn't know about before, but hopefully provide some good analysis and kinda-sorta-not-really jokes along the way.

The most requested comment will be what I review, which will be either a movie, video-game, TV show, again, anything. I don't care if it's Gatorade,...
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Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
So if you haven’t heard as of recent times, there’s a plan to revive the old classic event on Fanpop called Fanpop’s Got Talent, or FGT. This entire event if being organized by a great man by the username of Kuro_Hyou666, and I highly recommend you support him. Because of this man, users from all around Fanpop can compete in an ultimate contest to be the best in a certain category.

Here are the categories as of right now: Haiku, Fanfiction, Singing, Dancing, and Drawing/Digital Art.

…...But what’s in for the critics out there? What about reviews? What about Top 10’s or Countdowns...
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Jin
added by AvatarAang97
posted by poulamikundu
Well, I have read many ‘Top10’ and ‘Top20’ articles here. Most of them revolve around topics like ‘Best Actor’, ‘Most Handsome Men’, ‘Prettiest Celebrities’, ‘Best Movies’, ‘Best Anime Characters’, ‘Catchiest Songs’ and so on. After today’s science class in school, I thought to make another ‘Top10’ article, but on a totally different topic – TOP 10 ENDANGERED ANIMALS.
So, here’s my top 10 animals which are really awesome but unfortunately, are on the verge of being extinct.

#10. BLACK RHINOCEROS
I am not much fond of rhinos but this black one looks...
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added by shaneoohmac13
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard or a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mermaids does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
You can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic or inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for reading this article and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
added by shaneoohmac13
posted by Quincy8832
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!

Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.

You could also make a friend and maybe you have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right by you,if not at least you still see them or talk to them. :)
added by tanyya
real quotes by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no more than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing more to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the acting is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when reading the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..

But here's why that upsets me so much.

A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most popular girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck by cyber bullying.
And you know what happened?
She killed herself!

Yeah.

My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!

So.
Yeah..

Now you know why I was effected so strongly by this movie..

And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, by all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me MORE reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what you think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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added by Mike88Al27
posted by RKO22
Hey Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui

I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction

I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs by tricking them

And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit

Asians are awesome

And they also love to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook

Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend

Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
posted by ShadowFan100
Shadowfan here!

In case you all didn't know, today is my birthday. (Well, when i wrote this, it was still Aug 13th, now it's the 14th) 25 years ago today, I made my way into this fascinating, yet dark and mysterious world we call: Earth. Over the years, I have learned a lot about the world around me. I've learn that there is not only evil here, but also good--even when it seems so lost and buried. Now, although today was a pretty good birthday, I'd like to take a moment out of this day to talk about someone I know. Someone that left me too soon.

I don't talk about him much, but now I think it's...
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added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
My fav. Taylor song is Enchanted and this song always reminds me of my best frnd flightFlora.
This article is dedicated 2 her:

Lyric: "There I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity"

This reminds me of the day when i entered my new classroom, looking here and there and passing smiles. And i was searching 4 a frnd of mine who was not there anymore.

Lyric: "Shifting eyes and vacancy vanished when I saw your face
All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you
Your eyes whispered "have we met?
Across the room your silhouette starts to make it's...
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