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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my random and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they said today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutes of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so by then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs by saying the most random things that we can think about until the bell rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring next year. You can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have you been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's more than just half-retarded.

. . .

*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, safe seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.

. . .

Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher knife and stab the kitchen cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are you done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .

Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s or something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead by now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
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