Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the list you have to watch out for:
1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and show themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if you are near a slippery set of stairs at school and you don't see the banana peel, there's a chance you will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a banana tree and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN BANANA AND A BROWN BANANA TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown banana has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if you put it next to a clean and nice and brave banana, there will be conversion there! You do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my fruit bowl...
4. If you didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think you are destroying their dignity, so if you don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they show you what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if you just got done saying that you really like them and you want to eat more. If you throw the banana, it will come back at you in the face, probably giving you a broken nose and blindness. And if you are really smart, do not give a banana to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas you are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But you can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and show themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if you are near a slippery set of stairs at school and you don't see the banana peel, there's a chance you will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a banana tree and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN BANANA AND A BROWN BANANA TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown banana has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if you put it next to a clean and nice and brave banana, there will be conversion there! You do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my fruit bowl...
4. If you didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think you are destroying their dignity, so if you don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they show you what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if you just got done saying that you really like them and you want to eat more. If you throw the banana, it will come back at you in the face, probably giving you a broken nose and blindness. And if you are really smart, do not give a banana to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas you are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But you can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
* Orange Lavaburst
* Peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' Pink Lemonade
* Strawberry Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* Orange Supernova
* Pink Lemonade
* Raspberry Kiwi
* Strawberry
* Strawberry Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C Sour Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* Peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' Pink Lemonade
* Strawberry Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* Orange Supernova
* Pink Lemonade
* Raspberry Kiwi
* Strawberry
* Strawberry Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C Sour Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if you sometimes feel sad or depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to you sorry, but if your in any other country, then you still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When you think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if you sometimes feel sad or depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to you sorry, but if your in any other country, then you still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When you think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other article like this so here's another one.I hope you enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks by (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tea party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals by say "would you like to join us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the pink fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good or I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks by (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tea party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals by say "would you like to join us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the pink fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good or I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?