A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
Go sledding.
#Have a snowball fight.
#Give a present.
#Receive a present.
#Watch A Christmas Story.
#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).
#Build a snowman.
#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.
#Build a bonfire.
#Read a classic novel.
#Take five naps in one day.
#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.
#Build a fort with blankets and couch pillows.
#Go caroling.
#Learn about a holiday you haven’t celebrated.
#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.
#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.
#Spend more time sleeping in one day than awake.
#Volunteer.
#Call someone you haven’t talked to in a while.
#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.
#Wear a bad holiday sweater.
#Host a party.
#Join the countdown to the New Year.
#Make dinner for someone you care about — whether you can cook or not.
#Have a snowball fight.
#Give a present.
#Receive a present.
#Watch A Christmas Story.
#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).
#Build a snowman.
#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.
#Build a bonfire.
#Read a classic novel.
#Take five naps in one day.
#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.
#Build a fort with blankets and couch pillows.
#Go caroling.
#Learn about a holiday you haven’t celebrated.
#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.
#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.
#Spend more time sleeping in one day than awake.
#Volunteer.
#Call someone you haven’t talked to in a while.
#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.
#Wear a bad holiday sweater.
#Host a party.
#Join the countdown to the New Year.
#Make dinner for someone you care about — whether you can cook or not.
