#1: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..
#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producer, espically Chuck, just gave up on trying and dropped all subtly and/or common sense.
So basically, Alan tries to prove Charlie is really dead in order to collect $2.5 million in back-royalties, but has no proof other than Rose's word. Evidence begin to mount that Charlie is still alive. The money is claimed, threatening notes are received and Jenny, Jake, Chelsea and friends of Charlie receive mysterious checks for large amounts along with written apologies. Alan receives a FedEx package addressed to Charlie containing whiskey, cigars, and a knife with which Charlie used to chase Alan.
Rose says that Charlie is still alive, explaining how, after catching him cheating, a goat saves Charlie when Rose throws him into the path of an oncoming train, following which Charlie is returned to America and held captive. Evelyn and Rose then go into hiding while Alan and Walden go to the police before finding the house vandalized with more threats. Jake Harper drops by and tells a surprised Alan and Walden that he left the Army, is now married and living in Japan and has turned his $250,000 into $2.5 million in Vegas. The police say they have captured Charlie, but the suspect is Christian Slater. Alan, Walden and Berta relax in lounge chairs while they smoke Charlie's cigars and drink his whiskey. They observe a helicopter carrying a piano approaching the house. Charlie, seen only from the back, approaches the front door and the piano falls on him. The camera pulls back from the set to where producer Chuck Lorre is sitting, upon which Lorre turns around and says "winning", only to have a piano fall on him. All in all, I wasted years of my life because of one man's grudge on Charlie Sheen.
#4: SAW 5:
It's possible that every Saw has a dumb ending except the first, and final.
The fifth ends with the hero finally catching the bad guy, but it was all for nothing in the end, as the bad guy escapes and the good guy dies graphically. But hey, ALL Saw movies end like that, so I guess I shouldn't have been too shocked.
Saw films don't allow favorite characters.
Everyone ends up dying in the end of the films, ESPECIALLY the characters you are voting for..
#5: CALL OF DUTY/GHOSTS:
I like the this game, hell I love ALL the call of duty games (even the shitty ones).
And frankly the games villain, Rorke was a friggin badass.
But of coarse all logic is thrown out by the post ending scene, where Rorke came back from things no NORMAL person would come back from.
I mean really.
Shot in the heart from close range by a powerful revolver, and then left 2 die in a sinking train, in the middle of a of ocean, that the player himself, who had zero scratches on him, barely servives from.
What are you, friggin superman!?
#6: NOW YOU SEE ME;
The whole plot of Now You See Me is about how a group of sleight-of-hand artists are so talented they use magic to rob people. And are chased by a detective who' our hero. Turns out he was in on it, which has the rest of the film make zero sense..
#7: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER;
Another case I have not personally seen the entire show, but it's a unverisally agreed upon opinion that that the ending fucking sucked..
#8: GEARS OF WAR 4;
I don't know, to me at least. Just the fact it lead to Kait becoming the lead in the next one, not JD, Marcus's son. Kait was the least interesting character. JD is far more interesting..
#9: RED DEAD REDEMPTION;
In hindsight it should go here. The old one not the new one. As there's no way to 'not' kill Ross, as it gives the credts. Satifying as that is, it means everything was for nothing, Jack became a outlaw..
#10: THE MIST;
At least how I use yo feel, like now, but was still stuck for a final choice..
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..
#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producer, espically Chuck, just gave up on trying and dropped all subtly and/or common sense.
So basically, Alan tries to prove Charlie is really dead in order to collect $2.5 million in back-royalties, but has no proof other than Rose's word. Evidence begin to mount that Charlie is still alive. The money is claimed, threatening notes are received and Jenny, Jake, Chelsea and friends of Charlie receive mysterious checks for large amounts along with written apologies. Alan receives a FedEx package addressed to Charlie containing whiskey, cigars, and a knife with which Charlie used to chase Alan.
Rose says that Charlie is still alive, explaining how, after catching him cheating, a goat saves Charlie when Rose throws him into the path of an oncoming train, following which Charlie is returned to America and held captive. Evelyn and Rose then go into hiding while Alan and Walden go to the police before finding the house vandalized with more threats. Jake Harper drops by and tells a surprised Alan and Walden that he left the Army, is now married and living in Japan and has turned his $250,000 into $2.5 million in Vegas. The police say they have captured Charlie, but the suspect is Christian Slater. Alan, Walden and Berta relax in lounge chairs while they smoke Charlie's cigars and drink his whiskey. They observe a helicopter carrying a piano approaching the house. Charlie, seen only from the back, approaches the front door and the piano falls on him. The camera pulls back from the set to where producer Chuck Lorre is sitting, upon which Lorre turns around and says "winning", only to have a piano fall on him. All in all, I wasted years of my life because of one man's grudge on Charlie Sheen.
#4: SAW 5:
It's possible that every Saw has a dumb ending except the first, and final.
The fifth ends with the hero finally catching the bad guy, but it was all for nothing in the end, as the bad guy escapes and the good guy dies graphically. But hey, ALL Saw movies end like that, so I guess I shouldn't have been too shocked.
Saw films don't allow favorite characters.
Everyone ends up dying in the end of the films, ESPECIALLY the characters you are voting for..
#5: CALL OF DUTY/GHOSTS:
I like the this game, hell I love ALL the call of duty games (even the shitty ones).
And frankly the games villain, Rorke was a friggin badass.
But of coarse all logic is thrown out by the post ending scene, where Rorke came back from things no NORMAL person would come back from.
I mean really.
Shot in the heart from close range by a powerful revolver, and then left 2 die in a sinking train, in the middle of a of ocean, that the player himself, who had zero scratches on him, barely servives from.
What are you, friggin superman!?
#6: NOW YOU SEE ME;
The whole plot of Now You See Me is about how a group of sleight-of-hand artists are so talented they use magic to rob people. And are chased by a detective who' our hero. Turns out he was in on it, which has the rest of the film make zero sense..
#7: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER;
Another case I have not personally seen the entire show, but it's a unverisally agreed upon opinion that that the ending fucking sucked..
#8: GEARS OF WAR 4;
I don't know, to me at least. Just the fact it lead to Kait becoming the lead in the next one, not JD, Marcus's son. Kait was the least interesting character. JD is far more interesting..
#9: RED DEAD REDEMPTION;
In hindsight it should go here. The old one not the new one. As there's no way to 'not' kill Ross, as it gives the credts. Satifying as that is, it means everything was for nothing, Jack became a outlaw..
#10: THE MIST;
At least how I use yo feel, like now, but was still stuck for a final choice..
