Random Article: Top 10 Greatest Superheroes (Joke List)

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posted by whatsupbugs

There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These heroes stand for what is right and show the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective Pikachu

Some might try to say that Detective Pikachu isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered a superhero. Based on that, Pikachu is a superhero and he's obviously one of the smartest.

8. Sailor Venus

She has the best hair and I'm shamelessly shallow.

7. Mermaid Man

Aquaman and Namor are lame compared to Mermaid Man, the most agile and powerful ocean-themed superhero of all time. Let's hope Jason Momoa forgets about playing Aquaman and starts playing Mermaid Man, the true master of the ocean.

6. Vegeta

Vegeta, from Dragon Ball Z, may be a morally-ambiguous anti-hero, but his power level is over 9000, so you gotta give the guy some credit. Plus, he's a hilarious, self-obsessed punk, which makes him a great role-model.

5. Jack Sparrow

He's Captain Jack Sparrow, mate. He can escape from any enemy and win the respect of every hero in the franchise, despite being a sneaky and immature pirate. Plus, he's played by Johnny Depp, which is one of the best superpowers, that anybody could ever ask for.

4. Selene

Selene, the star of Underworld, is a vampire, who fights against other vampires. I know Underworld isn't considered to be a superhero franchise, but I'm a big fan of these movies, so I'm putting Selene on the list. Plus, Blade, who's also a vampire fighter, is sometimes considered to be a superhero, so me putting Selene on the list is perfectly okay.

3. Twilight Sparkle

There was a My Little Pony superhero-themed episode, so putting her on this list is totally fair and justified. Sure, Superman's the man of steel and Batman's the dark knight, but Twilight Sparkle is the princess of friendship. Who needs superpowers when you can redeem your enemies with the magic of Equestria's most adorable pony?

2. the Kool-Aid Man

Is the Kool-Aid Man a true hero? Oh, yeah! Did the Kool-Aid Man have his own Marvel comic? Oh, yeah! Does that make him the coolest, mightiest, and most important character in all of Marvel comics? Oh, yeah!

1. Queen Elsa

You might wonder how Elsa could be considered a superhero. Well, I have the perfect answer: Iceman is a superhero and a member of the X-Men and Elsa has the same type of powers, except Elsa's much stronger. Plus, she knows how to look good in a nice dress, while performing a musical number in the middle of nowhere, which is essential for crimefighting. Elsa is the coolest superhero ever and I don't mind that, because the cold never bothered me anyways.

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Canada24 reviews JOKER (spoiler warning))

posted by Canada24

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger by at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...

TOP 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all by himself.. Though he than gets recaptured by Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...

Canada24's top eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated or misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. Or Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann said it was....

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NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those movies and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing more than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

My favourite scene in Mirror Mirror

posted by andy10B

The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Cinderella and tangled all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant showing of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...

Elijah Jones set for new album promotion in September?

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?

Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking photo on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel photo was of a pillow and quotes expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if you guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's next promotional album will actually be K-12 by Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a fan account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a piano song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....

Michael Sheen on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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A Somewhat Thing: 1. Room of Useless Memories

posted by pLaStIcSUNDAE

"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray wall behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....

project blue beam

posted by MeiMisty

by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website

Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of heart disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced by Project...

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3 SCARIEST Japanese URBAN LEGENDS in Gacha Life

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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Elijah Jones - Gives up the "Kinlee And Elijah" Trend.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of you who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in question on whether or not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his next "supposedly" 2019 album.

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How I Think My New Favorite Characters Would Do In A Horror Movie (REPOST)

posted by zanhar1

Repost with my new favorite characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another article like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my favorite characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C more than characters...

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Burger King Foot Lettuce

posted by SilentForce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...

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Very brief description of dyslexia... (no joke, took 5 minutes)

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.

Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, writing and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing or processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

why do y’all still care about grammar in the year of our lord 2018

posted by sadleech

because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because you associate it with education and think that the more educated you are the better you are? because being educated automatically makes you an athority on whatever you wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...

The Nut House Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: Hey Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings you here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....

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FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, you silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: You call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hour down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit of 55* Come on, don't you know what the speed limit is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...

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How the passage of time can affect our nostalgia.

posted by Renegade1765

About a month ago, I wrote an article where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with Frozen and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a fan of Frozen. However, writing all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 or 15. But the reason I said I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...