Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina
Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, Charlotte here.
Mom: How are you doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see you soon.
Charlotte: By mom. I love you. *Hangs up*
Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.
Charlotte: *Waits for her friends to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.
Song: link
Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.
Edith: You need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did you see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*
She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.
Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be safe unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. You just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E Bay Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*
They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.
Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*
They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.
Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did you two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things you don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get you up to speed, we will be unstoppable.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Langley, West Virginia
Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*
Episode 9: Social Justice
Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*
Special Guest Stars
Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as Charlotte Thorne
Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks next to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*
Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.
Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have you heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, by destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been given a report on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give you an M14. Mabel has it for you in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank you sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.
Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.
Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one more heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with gold for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform Charlotte about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the gold heist.
Edith: You got it boss. Camry, or Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let Charlotte use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our next heist in Bluefield.
Back in Charlestown
Bald Man With Beard: Do you have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth date must be during, or after 1994, and you must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some friends to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.
Inside the building
Edith: Cara, the gold is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*
Garage doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.
Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*
Song: link
Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As you said, we'll lose him. You better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*
The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.
Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the glove compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the glove compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*
Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.
Cara: I'll get you next time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*
Stop the song
Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the street from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.
A bullet hit the tree behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return fire at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.
Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning fire with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are you doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two more Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to fire at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two more Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, or me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are you a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't join them, and you won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*
Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.
Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why you used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings by the train yard. Meet Charlotte at the gas station. *Uses his phone to search Bluefield on Google Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy Food Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*
Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy Food Store, and saw Charlotte arriving in an Avalon.
Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops next to Johnny's Mustang*
They both got out of the car at the same time.
Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were you expecting?
Charlotte: Something much more peaceful.
Johnny: Well next time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect you if you give me information. The more you talk, the more I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his Mustang go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.
Charlotte had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.
Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place you have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her next heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy Queen to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do you know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but you need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought you said you didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want you to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are you going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. You know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. You especially. You keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*
Johnny was waiting with Charlotte at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.
Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did you get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. You got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.
Song: link
After dropping Charlotte off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy Food Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.
Stop the song.
Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are you doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. You wanna pump it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' you say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*
Down at Captain D's, Charlotte was waiting to hear gunfire.
Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are you callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: You bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: You may have stopped my team, but you still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the pump back* If you even try to stop me, I'll burn you alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*
The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.
Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good day in hell.
Song: link
Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.
Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I said stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*
With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.
NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him next time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did you shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do you say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*
And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, Charlotte and Johnny kissed.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019
Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, Charlotte here.
Mom: How are you doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see you soon.
Charlotte: By mom. I love you. *Hangs up*
Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.
Charlotte: *Waits for her friends to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.
Song: link
Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.
Edith: You need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did you see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*
She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.
Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be safe unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. You just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E Bay Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*
They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.
Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*
They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.
Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did you two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things you don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get you up to speed, we will be unstoppable.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Langley, West Virginia
Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*
Episode 9: Social Justice
Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*
Special Guest Stars
Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as Charlotte Thorne
Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks next to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*
Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.
Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have you heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, by destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been given a report on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give you an M14. Mabel has it for you in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank you sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.
Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.
Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one more heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with gold for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform Charlotte about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the gold heist.
Edith: You got it boss. Camry, or Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let Charlotte use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our next heist in Bluefield.
Back in Charlestown
Bald Man With Beard: Do you have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth date must be during, or after 1994, and you must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some friends to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.
Inside the building
Edith: Cara, the gold is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*
Garage doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.
Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*
Song: link
Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As you said, we'll lose him. You better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*
The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.
Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the glove compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the glove compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*
Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.
Cara: I'll get you next time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*
Stop the song
Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the street from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.
A bullet hit the tree behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return fire at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.
Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning fire with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are you doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two more Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to fire at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two more Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, or me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are you a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't join them, and you won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*
Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.
Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why you used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings by the train yard. Meet Charlotte at the gas station. *Uses his phone to search Bluefield on Google Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy Food Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*
Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy Food Store, and saw Charlotte arriving in an Avalon.
Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops next to Johnny's Mustang*
They both got out of the car at the same time.
Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were you expecting?
Charlotte: Something much more peaceful.
Johnny: Well next time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect you if you give me information. The more you talk, the more I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his Mustang go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.
Charlotte had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.
Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place you have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her next heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy Queen to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do you know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but you need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought you said you didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want you to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are you going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. You know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. You especially. You keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*
Johnny was waiting with Charlotte at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.
Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did you get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. You got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.
Song: link
After dropping Charlotte off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy Food Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.
Stop the song.
Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are you doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. You wanna pump it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' you say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*
Down at Captain D's, Charlotte was waiting to hear gunfire.
Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are you callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: You bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: You may have stopped my team, but you still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the pump back* If you even try to stop me, I'll burn you alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*
The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.
Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good day in hell.
Song: link
Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.
Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I said stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*
With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.
NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him next time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did you shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do you say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*
And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, Charlotte and Johnny kissed.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
1.) Start saying the questions really loudly and if they try to tell you to be quite say "shhh this is a test you know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person next to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the answers or they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on top of the table and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person next to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the answers or they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on top of the table and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castle in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castle in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your castle in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castle in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castle in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your castle in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can you believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how you respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can you believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how you respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope you are getting use to this show cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did you say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope you enjoy the picture!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING YOU 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST STAR IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T YOU EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO YOU BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF OR I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING YOU 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST STAR IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T YOU EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO YOU BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF OR I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING BY TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go by car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING BY TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go by car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
i love cereal yes i do
i love cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i love cerial yes i do i love cerial you better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if you can't have crealeal
do not steal
i love creal yes we do i love ceral you should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i love ccerale yes i do
i love crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some random songs you made up plz commet
i love cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i love cerial yes i do i love cerial you better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if you can't have crealeal
do not steal
i love creal yes we do i love ceral you should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i love ccerale yes i do
i love crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some random songs you made up plz commet
