Random Article: Announcing The Annual Opposite Day

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posted by SilentForce

Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite Day last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this year because after making a poll about whether or not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite Day on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this date was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the date than feel free to contact me.

MeiMisty, Karoii-chan and 3 others like this

TheLefteris24 https://youtu.be/gBNxGZP49ls

zanhar1 Now lets see if I remember the correct day lmao.

Rihanna312 ^

SilentForce ^^ Don't worry,I will remind you of it

JetBlack__ I guess xD

BlindBandit92 "shrugs" If I remember and if I am not busy.

Karoii-chan Sorry, I'm late! Noted. We'll celebrate it every year from next November onwards, God-willing, hopefully. <3

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Random FACTS that will leave you (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A rat survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for dogs are sold in Tokyo

6. A dolphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A crocodile can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast music makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs more than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 random ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just random ways to eat my favorite cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with peanut butter
14. frozen with peanut butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with peanut butter and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with peanut butter and cherry 7up
20. by itself

If you try any of these and like it, please write a comment and tell me which one(s) you tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A Lemon

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if you think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon is lying on the top step, and you are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. seconds later you land on your ass, and next you are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon that was created by your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one day decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey Random and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A snail can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got more "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A year has passed by, and Don is chosen by the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef Hatchet with a cashew. Instead, Don...