Song: link
Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Episode 14: Faster Than Flying
Narrator: The city of Townsville. Now let's see what's happening today.
Song: link
Narrator: I hear a lot of sirens. Where are they coming from?
Cops: *Chasing a big rig pulling a trailer*
Narrator: What got stolen this time?
Grubber: *Holding a Bazooka. He spits his tongue while firing a missile*
Narrator: Oh.
Cops: *Watching one of their cars get blown to smithereens*
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles, and Buttercup* We'll intersect the Gangreen Gang before they cross the bridge.
Bubbles: I think it's too late.
Buttercup: *Watching them cross the bridge* We can't let them leave town!! *Flies faster. She picks up the trailer*
Ace: We're almost there!!
Snake: *Watching the trailer fly away in the rear view mirror* Hey boss, look behind us!
Ace: *Looks at Buttercup holding the trailer* Oh no! Grubber, Big Billy, and Arturo will be arrested!!
Snake: And they have all the weapons!
Ace: *Pulls out a handgun* Not all of them. *Turns around*
Bubbles: Buttercup, look out!!
Ace: *Fires three times at Buttercup*
Buttercup: *Throws the trailer back at the truck*
Snake: Boss!!
Stop the song. An explosion occurred as the trailer hit the truck.
Blossom: *Closes her eyes* Whoa.
Bubbles: That's one way to stop a bad guy.
Buttercup: Those five won't be anymore trouble now.
Blossom: You killed them!
Bubbles: Does this mean you don't love Ace anymore?
Buttercup: *Angrily stares at Bubbles*
Blossom: You know, those five could have escaped. We should find something faster than flying to get around Townsville.
Buttercup: Like what?
Bubbles: *Puts her hand on her chin as she thinks*
Blossom: I got it!
Buttercup: What?
Blossom: We'll have our own cars, just like the police.
Buttercup: Uh, Blossom, did you forget that we're too young to drive?
Blossom: But we're super heroes. I'm sure they'll make an exception. We could even make our own cars from scratch.
Bubbles: I think me and Buttercup will stick with flying.
Blossom: Fine. You have fun letting the bad guys escape, I'll get a more reliable mode of transportation. *Flies away*
Narrator: Most plans seem good at first, but people sometimes don't realize until the last second that they really aren't good at all. Let's hope that Blossom's plan doesn't turn out like that. Another day of crime fighting ends with a nice evening filled with relaxtion, and...
Bubbles: Sushi!
Professor Utonium: I got it for you while I was picking up a few tools.
Blossom: What kind of tools?
Professor Utonium: Oh, you know, tools I use for building, or fixing my inventions.
Narrator: This gave Blossom an idea on how to build her car, but there was one problem.
Midnight, everyone was asleep.
Blossom: The professor sleeps in the lab downstairs, and that's where his tools are. I gotta be very quiet. *Slowly opens the door. She tip toes down to the lab*
Professor Utonium: *Sleeping on his bed*
Blossom: *Using her X-ray vision in the dark to locate the tools. She finds them on a drawer to her left*
Professor Utonium: *Opens one eye*
Blossom: *Tip toeing as she looks back at the professor. She sees that he is facing away from her*
Professor Utonium: *Closes his eye as he turns his head around*
The next morning, Blossom woke up her sisters.
Blossom: Wake up, wake up!! I did it, I did it, I did it!
Bubbles: *Yawns* Did what?
Blossom: Come and see!
In front of their house, Blossom's car was sitting out on the street.
Buttercup: No way, you bought it, and had it shipped here.
Blossom: I did not. I built it myself. I nearly got caught too, because I borrowed the professor's tools.
Bubbles: And that's how you built it?
Blossom: Yep. Anyway it's time to patrol Townsville. Meet you at City Hall.
Buttercup: Roger. *Takes off with Bubbles*
Blossom: Okay. *Sits in her car* Let's get rolling. *Puts the key in the ignition, and turns it clockwise. The engine does not start* Hm. *Scratching her head* That's odd. *Turns the key again*
The engine still refused to start.
Blossom: I don't believe this. Come on!
Bubbles: *Flying with Buttercup, looking down at the streets* Those streets are pretty crowded.
Buttercup: I don't know what Blossom was thinking. She's gonna be stuck behind a hundred cars while we do all the work.
Narrator: Town hall seems peaceful so far. Buttercup and Bubbles are waiting for their sister.
Bubbles: She's late for our rendezvous.
Buttercup: I told you. That traffic is probably making everyone late.
But it wasn't the traffic that was making Blossom late. Her car wouldn't start, and she was trying for ten minutes to get it running.
Blossom: *Blushing* Well, that didn't work either. *Holding something purple* Better return this to my room. *Flies into the house, then quickly returns* I put this piece of junk together the way it's supposed to be. Why won't it start?!?! *Kicks the car, and then it starts* How cliche, but at least it worked. *Gets into her car, and drives*
Narrator: Don't worry girls, your sister is on her way.
Bubbles: *Sitting with Buttercup on a bench* Maybe we should search the rest of Townsville while we wait for Blossom.
Buttercup: Nuh-uh. We're waiting here for her.
Bubbles: But what if something bad is happening, and we're not there to help?
Buttercup: Blossom told us to meet her here. We're not leaving until she arrives.
Narrator: But then, Mojo Jojo appeared.
Mojo Jojo: *Holding a shotgun* Hello girls! I was about to hold the Mayor hostage, but it looks like you can join us.
Bubbles: Well, looks like something bad is happening.
Mojo made the two girls go into Town Hall. Inside the Mayor's office, this was happening.
Mayor: *Eating a pickle* Ah, I love these delicious things. I could eat these all day!
Mojo Jojo: *Barges in with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Not today you will!!
Mayor: *Gasps* Mojo Jojo?!?! You won't steal my pickles!!
Mojo Jojo: I'm not here for that.
Mayor: *Confused* You don't want my pickles?
Mojo Jojo: I am holding you ransom for $100,000,000! If I do not get the sum of $100,000,000 by 5 PM tonight, you three will be dead.
Buttercup: Well, who's gonna get the money?
Ms. Bellum: *Walks in*
Mojo Jojo: She will!!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, girls, are you alright?
Bubbles: We're fine.
Buttercup: We're being held hostage for $100,000,000!
Mayor: That's a lot of money, but if you don't give it to him, we'll be dead!
Mojo Jojo: And then I will steal your pickles.
Mayor: NO!!!!!! The horror!!!! *Falls down on the floor, and cries*
Bubbles: Poor Mayor.
Blossom was driving to Town Hall, but there was a traffic jam.
Blossom: Come on. How long does it take to get down this street?
All of a sudden, the engine stalled.
Blossom: I think I know why now.
---
Mojo Jojo: *Looking at a watch. It says 4:30 PM* Ms. Bellum has half an hour. If she does not arrive with the sum of $100,000,000, you three will be dead!
Bubbles: I think we're already aware of that.
Buttercup: Well, you know how he is. *Imitating Mojo Jojo* I enjoy repeating myself over and over again! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! First Bubbles imitates me, then Blossom, and now you, but you imitate me incorrectly. I am clear, concise, to the point. I am-
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: How did you know I was about to say that?!?!
Bubbles: Heehee!
Buttercup: It's obvious, you say it all the time.
---
Blossom: *Trying to get her car to start* Now isn't a good time for this! And it's also not a good place.
People: *Stuck behind Blossom's car, honking their horns*
Blossom: *Turns the key in the ignition again* Start, start, start!
Man 57: I don't have time for this! *Rams into the back of Blossom's car. This makes it start*
Blossom: Hm, this thing seems to enjoy a rough beating. *Continues driving to Town Hall*
Narrator: After four minutes, she finally arrived.
Blossom: Where are my sisters? *Steps out of her car* It did take me a while to get here. Maybe they're inside. *Flies up to peak into the Mayor's office. She gasps when she sees Mojo Jojo, and his hostages*
Mojo Jojo: 25 minutes left.
Blossom: Nobody holds my sisters hostage! *Fires lasers from her eyes. They break the window, and hit Mojo Jojo*
Mojo Jojo: Ah! *Falls down, dropping his shotgun*
Mayor: Blossom!
Blossom: *Flies into the room* Hello everyone. Sorry about the window.
Mayor: That's okay. Just don't do it again.
Mojo Jojo: *Standing up, he grabs the shotgun*
Bubbles: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision* Nice try Mojo.
Ten minutes later.
Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Uuuugh. I hate this place.
Narrator: Despite the failure of Blossom's car, everything still worked out just fine. So once again, the day is saved, thanks to.....
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Snake, Lil Arturo, and the Mayor
Jeff Bennett as Ace, Grubber, and Big Billy
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 10, 2018
Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Episode 14: Faster Than Flying
Narrator: The city of Townsville. Now let's see what's happening today.
Song: link
Narrator: I hear a lot of sirens. Where are they coming from?
Cops: *Chasing a big rig pulling a trailer*
Narrator: What got stolen this time?
Grubber: *Holding a Bazooka. He spits his tongue while firing a missile*
Narrator: Oh.
Cops: *Watching one of their cars get blown to smithereens*
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles, and Buttercup* We'll intersect the Gangreen Gang before they cross the bridge.
Bubbles: I think it's too late.
Buttercup: *Watching them cross the bridge* We can't let them leave town!! *Flies faster. She picks up the trailer*
Ace: We're almost there!!
Snake: *Watching the trailer fly away in the rear view mirror* Hey boss, look behind us!
Ace: *Looks at Buttercup holding the trailer* Oh no! Grubber, Big Billy, and Arturo will be arrested!!
Snake: And they have all the weapons!
Ace: *Pulls out a handgun* Not all of them. *Turns around*
Bubbles: Buttercup, look out!!
Ace: *Fires three times at Buttercup*
Buttercup: *Throws the trailer back at the truck*
Snake: Boss!!
Stop the song. An explosion occurred as the trailer hit the truck.
Blossom: *Closes her eyes* Whoa.
Bubbles: That's one way to stop a bad guy.
Buttercup: Those five won't be anymore trouble now.
Blossom: You killed them!
Bubbles: Does this mean you don't love Ace anymore?
Buttercup: *Angrily stares at Bubbles*
Blossom: You know, those five could have escaped. We should find something faster than flying to get around Townsville.
Buttercup: Like what?
Bubbles: *Puts her hand on her chin as she thinks*
Blossom: I got it!
Buttercup: What?
Blossom: We'll have our own cars, just like the police.
Buttercup: Uh, Blossom, did you forget that we're too young to drive?
Blossom: But we're super heroes. I'm sure they'll make an exception. We could even make our own cars from scratch.
Bubbles: I think me and Buttercup will stick with flying.
Blossom: Fine. You have fun letting the bad guys escape, I'll get a more reliable mode of transportation. *Flies away*
Narrator: Most plans seem good at first, but people sometimes don't realize until the last second that they really aren't good at all. Let's hope that Blossom's plan doesn't turn out like that. Another day of crime fighting ends with a nice evening filled with relaxtion, and...
Bubbles: Sushi!
Professor Utonium: I got it for you while I was picking up a few tools.
Blossom: What kind of tools?
Professor Utonium: Oh, you know, tools I use for building, or fixing my inventions.
Narrator: This gave Blossom an idea on how to build her car, but there was one problem.
Midnight, everyone was asleep.
Blossom: The professor sleeps in the lab downstairs, and that's where his tools are. I gotta be very quiet. *Slowly opens the door. She tip toes down to the lab*
Professor Utonium: *Sleeping on his bed*
Blossom: *Using her X-ray vision in the dark to locate the tools. She finds them on a drawer to her left*
Professor Utonium: *Opens one eye*
Blossom: *Tip toeing as she looks back at the professor. She sees that he is facing away from her*
Professor Utonium: *Closes his eye as he turns his head around*
The next morning, Blossom woke up her sisters.
Blossom: Wake up, wake up!! I did it, I did it, I did it!
Bubbles: *Yawns* Did what?
Blossom: Come and see!
In front of their house, Blossom's car was sitting out on the street.
Blossom's new car
Buttercup: No way, you bought it, and had it shipped here.
Blossom: I did not. I built it myself. I nearly got caught too, because I borrowed the professor's tools.
Bubbles: And that's how you built it?
Blossom: Yep. Anyway it's time to patrol Townsville. Meet you at City Hall.
Buttercup: Roger. *Takes off with Bubbles*
Blossom: Okay. *Sits in her car* Let's get rolling. *Puts the key in the ignition, and turns it clockwise. The engine does not start* Hm. *Scratching her head* That's odd. *Turns the key again*
The engine still refused to start.
Blossom: I don't believe this. Come on!
Bubbles: *Flying with Buttercup, looking down at the streets* Those streets are pretty crowded.
Buttercup: I don't know what Blossom was thinking. She's gonna be stuck behind a hundred cars while we do all the work.
Narrator: Town hall seems peaceful so far. Buttercup and Bubbles are waiting for their sister.
Bubbles: She's late for our rendezvous.
Buttercup: I told you. That traffic is probably making everyone late.
But it wasn't the traffic that was making Blossom late. Her car wouldn't start, and she was trying for ten minutes to get it running.
Blossom: *Blushing* Well, that didn't work either. *Holding something purple* Better return this to my room. *Flies into the house, then quickly returns* I put this piece of junk together the way it's supposed to be. Why won't it start?!?! *Kicks the car, and then it starts* How cliche, but at least it worked. *Gets into her car, and drives*
Narrator: Don't worry girls, your sister is on her way.
Bubbles: *Sitting with Buttercup on a bench* Maybe we should search the rest of Townsville while we wait for Blossom.
Buttercup: Nuh-uh. We're waiting here for her.
Bubbles: But what if something bad is happening, and we're not there to help?
Buttercup: Blossom told us to meet her here. We're not leaving until she arrives.
Narrator: But then, Mojo Jojo appeared.
Mojo Jojo: *Holding a shotgun* Hello girls! I was about to hold the Mayor hostage, but it looks like you can join us.
Bubbles: Well, looks like something bad is happening.
Mojo made the two girls go into Town Hall. Inside the Mayor's office, this was happening.
Mayor: *Eating a pickle* Ah, I love these delicious things. I could eat these all day!
Mojo Jojo: *Barges in with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Not today you will!!
Mayor: *Gasps* Mojo Jojo?!?! You won't steal my pickles!!
Mojo Jojo: I'm not here for that.
Mayor: *Confused* You don't want my pickles?
Mojo Jojo: I am holding you ransom for $100,000,000! If I do not get the sum of $100,000,000 by 5 PM tonight, you three will be dead.
Buttercup: Well, who's gonna get the money?
Ms. Bellum: *Walks in*
Mojo Jojo: She will!!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, girls, are you alright?
Bubbles: We're fine.
Buttercup: We're being held hostage for $100,000,000!
Mayor: That's a lot of money, but if you don't give it to him, we'll be dead!
Mojo Jojo: And then I will steal your pickles.
Mayor: NO!!!!!! The horror!!!! *Falls down on the floor, and cries*
Bubbles: Poor Mayor.
Blossom was driving to Town Hall, but there was a traffic jam.
Blossom: Come on. How long does it take to get down this street?
All of a sudden, the engine stalled.
Blossom: I think I know why now.
---
Mojo Jojo: *Looking at a watch. It says 4:30 PM* Ms. Bellum has half an hour. If she does not arrive with the sum of $100,000,000, you three will be dead!
Bubbles: I think we're already aware of that.
Buttercup: Well, you know how he is. *Imitating Mojo Jojo* I enjoy repeating myself over and over again! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! First Bubbles imitates me, then Blossom, and now you, but you imitate me incorrectly. I am clear, concise, to the point. I am-
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: How did you know I was about to say that?!?!
Bubbles: Heehee!
Buttercup: It's obvious, you say it all the time.
---
Blossom: *Trying to get her car to start* Now isn't a good time for this! And it's also not a good place.
People: *Stuck behind Blossom's car, honking their horns*
Blossom: *Turns the key in the ignition again* Start, start, start!
Man 57: I don't have time for this! *Rams into the back of Blossom's car. This makes it start*
Blossom: Hm, this thing seems to enjoy a rough beating. *Continues driving to Town Hall*
Narrator: After four minutes, she finally arrived.
Blossom: Where are my sisters? *Steps out of her car* It did take me a while to get here. Maybe they're inside. *Flies up to peak into the Mayor's office. She gasps when she sees Mojo Jojo, and his hostages*
Mojo Jojo: 25 minutes left.
Blossom: Nobody holds my sisters hostage! *Fires lasers from her eyes. They break the window, and hit Mojo Jojo*
Mojo Jojo: Ah! *Falls down, dropping his shotgun*
Mayor: Blossom!
Blossom: *Flies into the room* Hello everyone. Sorry about the window.
Mayor: That's okay. Just don't do it again.
Mojo Jojo: *Standing up, he grabs the shotgun*
Bubbles: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision* Nice try Mojo.
Ten minutes later.
Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Uuuugh. I hate this place.
Narrator: Despite the failure of Blossom's car, everything still worked out just fine. So once again, the day is saved, thanks to.....
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Snake, Lil Arturo, and the Mayor
Jeff Bennett as Ace, Grubber, and Big Billy
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 10, 2018
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Yeah you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a pillow with the rat fur on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a pillow with the rat fur on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
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~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most movies of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutes in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most movies of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutes in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
