I know. I know.. More Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..
WARNING: Disturbing Content
#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..
So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..
#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, bitch mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.
After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking by her abusive nature.
Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.
Both Rob Dyke and wikipedia go into disturbing details about what Kember did to her. And it's very disturbing..
After this. Kember would turn himself in..
#8: KATHERINE KNIGHT:
An Australian woman who liked to murder her husbands.
The most horrible case is when she cooked him, and waited for his childrun to return home so she can serve them their father for dinner..
#7: CORRUPT COP:
Justin Volpe. While trying to break up a confrontation, he was sucker punched by someone. He pinned the blame on an immigrant and arrested him. He and several other cops beat and tortured the man in increasingly violent and brutal ways while locking him up in a holding cell. he gloated about "taking a man down" and insisted the victim's injuries were from extreme sex. No one bought it and he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years behind bars..
#6: MCDONARDS SHOOTING:
Funny in Grand Theft Auto.
In real life.. Not so funny..
Rob says the guy shot more than 12 people because "he wanted too."
#5: ALBERT FISH:
A child rapist and cannibal, he boasted that he "had children in every state."
He is infamish for his disturbing letter to grieving parents. Where he brags about what he did..
#4: JEALOUS EX:
Both girls wanted the same guy. And constantly fought in public, anf harressed each other online. Till one day, the clearly worsg of the two girls, stabbed the other so much Rob says the knife actually bent..
#3: NEO NAZI COUPLE:
You probably heard this one.. If not. Basically a normal girl falls for s neo nazi (who thinks he's a werewolf, not joking). Much to the displeasure of her friends, and even more so, her parents. So she and the boyfriend violently murder them. And than she slites the throat of her baby brother, so he wouldn't have to grow up without parents..
#2: ED GEIN:
The man. The legend..
The inspiration of not only Leatherface.. But also Psycho, Silence of the Lambs. And many many more..
Many believe Gein never actuall killed. But robbed graves.. But even than. Rob Dyke goes into long disturbing details of what was seen in that house..
* Whole human bones and fragments.
* Wastebasket made of human skin.
* Human skin covering several chair seats.
* Skulls on his bedposts.
* Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
* Bowls made from human skulls.
* A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist.
* Leggings made from human leg skin.
* Masks made from the skin of female heads.
* Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag.
* Mary Hogan's skull in a box.
* Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack.
* Bernice Worden's heart "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbellied stove."
* Nine vulvae in a shoe box.
* A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old."
* A belt made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses.
* A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring.
* A lampshade made from the skin of a human face.
* Fingernails from female fingers.
#1: THE MURDER OF JUNKO FURUTA:
Rob Dyke himself says this story has really upset him. And he did not enjoy researching it.
He opens up the story by saying "sometimes you forget, there is true evil out there."
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..
WARNING: Disturbing Content
#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..
So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..
#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, bitch mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.
After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking by her abusive nature.
Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.
Both Rob Dyke and wikipedia go into disturbing details about what Kember did to her. And it's very disturbing..
After this. Kember would turn himself in..
#8: KATHERINE KNIGHT:
An Australian woman who liked to murder her husbands.
The most horrible case is when she cooked him, and waited for his childrun to return home so she can serve them their father for dinner..
#7: CORRUPT COP:
Justin Volpe. While trying to break up a confrontation, he was sucker punched by someone. He pinned the blame on an immigrant and arrested him. He and several other cops beat and tortured the man in increasingly violent and brutal ways while locking him up in a holding cell. he gloated about "taking a man down" and insisted the victim's injuries were from extreme sex. No one bought it and he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years behind bars..
#6: MCDONARDS SHOOTING:
Funny in Grand Theft Auto.
In real life.. Not so funny..
Rob says the guy shot more than 12 people because "he wanted too."
#5: ALBERT FISH:
A child rapist and cannibal, he boasted that he "had children in every state."
He is infamish for his disturbing letter to grieving parents. Where he brags about what he did..
#4: JEALOUS EX:
Both girls wanted the same guy. And constantly fought in public, anf harressed each other online. Till one day, the clearly worsg of the two girls, stabbed the other so much Rob says the knife actually bent..
#3: NEO NAZI COUPLE:
You probably heard this one.. If not. Basically a normal girl falls for s neo nazi (who thinks he's a werewolf, not joking). Much to the displeasure of her friends, and even more so, her parents. So she and the boyfriend violently murder them. And than she slites the throat of her baby brother, so he wouldn't have to grow up without parents..
#2: ED GEIN:
The man. The legend..
The inspiration of not only Leatherface.. But also Psycho, Silence of the Lambs. And many many more..
Many believe Gein never actuall killed. But robbed graves.. But even than. Rob Dyke goes into long disturbing details of what was seen in that house..
* Whole human bones and fragments.
* Wastebasket made of human skin.
* Human skin covering several chair seats.
* Skulls on his bedposts.
* Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
* Bowls made from human skulls.
* A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist.
* Leggings made from human leg skin.
* Masks made from the skin of female heads.
* Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag.
* Mary Hogan's skull in a box.
* Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack.
* Bernice Worden's heart "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbellied stove."
* Nine vulvae in a shoe box.
* A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old."
* A belt made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses.
* A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring.
* A lampshade made from the skin of a human face.
* Fingernails from female fingers.
#1: THE MURDER OF JUNKO FURUTA:
Rob Dyke himself says this story has really upset him. And he did not enjoy researching it.
He opens up the story by saying "sometimes you forget, there is true evil out there."
Yeah you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know more than you all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
Friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know more than you all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass by Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the article their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then by all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. Or U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and top me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a pillow with the rat fur on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a pillow with the rat fur on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)