#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A by cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if you think cheating is wrong, than that means God exists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer, your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. You can come up with a much more adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did you bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And by "trying to touch you", do you mean they were all quitely sitting there watching you from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: You wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat by Donard!
Donard: (gets by Freddy, and gets impaled by a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A by cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if you think cheating is wrong, than that means God exists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer, your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. You can come up with a much more adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did you bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And by "trying to touch you", do you mean they were all quitely sitting there watching you from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: You wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat by Donard!
Donard: (gets by Freddy, and gets impaled by a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
As soon as I drop the title of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether or not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms or flames. But Micheal Bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal Bay would make it more understandable for an international audience.
What do you think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms or flames. But Micheal Bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal Bay would make it more understandable for an international audience.
What do you think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one more time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
Just one more time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
Just one more time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming or evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bear to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bear to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
