Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.
Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give you 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: You are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series Colt 1911*
Narrator: Not standard issue, but it packs more of a punch than those crappy European 45's.
Japanese Man 93: When wirr the derivery arrive?
Fat Mexican: Soon. Mr. Craig will arrive soon with some of my men in the helicopter.
Johnny: *Getting closer to the door, and kicks it open*
Japanese Man 93: What is going on here?!
Johnny: Nobody move, and everything will be okay!!
Fat Mexican: *Slowly pulling out a Walther P99*
Johnny: Don't you do it!
Fat Mexican: *Pointing the gun at his head*
Johnny: I said don't do it!!
Japanese Man 93: *Slowly reaching for his Type 99 leaning on a wall*
Johnny: Hey hold it! *Grabs the Japanese man*
Fat Mexican: *Shoots himself, and dies*
Johnny: *Pushes the Japanese man away, and shoots him. He looks at the Mexican* I needed him alive.
More Japanese people were heading for Johnny from the other side of the trailer, shooting at him through a window, but their bullets kept missing him.
Johnny: *Runs out the other side*
Japanese People: *Running out of buildings, shooting more bullets at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his pistol, and shoots a propane tank*
Japanese Men: *Die*
Narrator: Now I just had to escape from the others. The one thing I don't like about escape plans however, is when you can't find a way to get out. If only my commander had a vehicle laying around for me to use, but he insisted on dropping me off nearby from a helicopter. How nice of him.
Mexican 3698: *Arriving on a motorcycle*
Johnny: *Shoots the man off his motorcycle, and gets on it*
Japanese People: *Shooting at Johnny, watching him take off on the motorcycle*
Japanese Man 95: He's heading down the hirr. Get the seeker.
Johnny: *Halfway down the hill, close to the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Aiming the seeker at Johnny, watching ride towards a delivery truck*
Johnny: *Almost at the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Fires the rocket*
Johnny: *Looks behind him, and sees the missile* My kind of luck. *Gets hit by the missile, and flies into the delivery truck. It is marked with a hazmat logo*
Johnny is laying inside the truck, on the floor. On his wrist was a watch that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*
Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Fury disappears, going back into the watch*
Langley, West Virginia
Men: *Walking side by side in a hallway*
Episode 1: Pilot
Commander Kane: *Sitting next to Johnny, watching him sleep in the bed*
Special Guest Stars
WindWakerGuy430 as Mr. Craig
Men: *Walk into the room*
Man 1: Has he woken up yet?
Commander Kane: No. He's been unconscious ever since we picked him up from New Mexico.
Man 2: I advise that we use adrenaline.
Man 1: Right away.
Marie Schuenemann as Mabel Exla
Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Commander Kane: *Watching the man return with adrenaline* Please be careful. Johnny maybe new to the game, but he's good.
Man 1: Yes sir. *Inserts the adrenaline into Johnny*
Johnny: *Wakes up*
Commander Kane: Welcome back Lightning.
Johnny: Sir.
Commander Kane: Mind telling us what happened?
Johnny: My target shot himself. I shouted twice at him to stop, but he didn't listen.
Commander Kane: I see. Your first failure.
Johnny: Yes sir.
Commander Kane: And, where did you get that watch?
Johnny: Huh? *Looks at the watch* I don't know. It must have been from that truck I crashed into when I was making my escape.
Commander Kane: It could come in handy. We should test it out. See if it does anything special.
Johnny: I am ready. Let's do it.
Commander Kane: *Nods* Gentlemen. *Stands up, and leaves with Johnny*
Downstairs next to the parking garage was a very big, empty room.
Commander Kane: Turn on the watch.
Johnny: *Looks at it* It's already on. Perhaps if I hit the red button. *Hits it, activating a menu*
Commander Kane: *Looks at the watch* What does that mean?
Johnny: Let's hit it, and find out. *Hits menu on the screen*
There was only two things left on the watch now. The back button, and another button that read 58PB
Commander Kane: Let's see what 58PB does.
Johnny: *Selects it*
The screen then read, please run before selecting.
Johnny: Guess I better run. *Starts to run, then hits the 58PB*
The screen on the watch now said jump.
Johnny: *Jumps, then ends up in the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere*
Commander Kane: Whoa.
Johnny: Cool! *Floors it, then drifts as he turns back towards Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: *Watching Johnny drive back towards him*
Johnny: *Stops, then gets out* I won't need to use Esler's choppers ever again.
Commander Kane: Does it have any weapons installed?
Johnny: No. It's just a standard car, but it can only be used when I select it on this watch. *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: Just be careful, and make sure no bullets hit it.
Johnny: I will sir.
Commander Kane: Let's go see if Exla has any weapons for you.
Johnny: Yes sir. *Follows Commander Kane*
Mabel was in a special room, where she was designing weapons, and gadgets for spies of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: *Walks into the room with Commander Kane* Hey. What's happening?
Mabel: I missed you. Everything go well for you in Chama?
Johnny: Yes, and no. I failed my assignment, but I got a special watch.
Mabel: What does it do?
Johnny: Provides me with my own set of wheels. Perhaps I can take you for a cruise one day when we're off duty.
Mabel: *Gets closer to him, her smile getting bigger* I'll have to check with my supervisor.
Johnny: *Blushing* I'm sure he'd be okay with it as long as Commander Kane is.
Commander Kane: *Nods*
Mabel: *Puts her arms around his neck* I bet you have a hard on.
Johnny: I bet you wanna do it.
They kiss with their eyes closed.
Commander Kane: Lovebirds, please pay attention.
Johnny: *Stops kissing Mabel*
Mabel: *Takes her arms off of his shoulders, and backs up*
Commander Kane: Johnny is going back to Chama. Aside from his pistol and ammo, do you have anything for him?
Mabel: Not much. Plastique, and a few gas grenades.
Johnny: Always preferred those type of grenades over the frags. How do they work?
Mabel: If anyone inhales the fumes for more than five seconds, they are a goner.
Commander Kane: Our intel indicates that Mr. Craig is almost at Chama. *Gives him a flight ticket* If you go now, you may be able to catch him in the same area you were in.
We return to Rabbit Peak.
Japanese Man 962: We have both rost good men. Our onry hope is that your peopre do not use up anymore of the cocaine, before serring it to us.
Mexican Man 683: We agree. Our offer still remains. Your weapons for 20 kilos of cocaine, with thirty thousand pesos. When Mr. Craig arrives, he will confirm our deal, and we will conclude our business.
Japanese Man 962: Very werr.
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving through New Mexico, on his way to Chama*
Narrator: I learned that the car from my watch didn't run on gasoline. It ran on my energy. All I had to do to keep the car running was stay awake. By doing so, I did have to make many stops to eat. I just finished having breakfast, and I was getting closer to finding Mr. Craig in Chama.
Stop the song
Ted Esler met up with Commander Kane in CIA headquarters.
Commander Kane: *Looks at Ted as he enters his room. He turns off his laptop* Hello Esler.
Ted: What's this I hear about your boy Lightning going back to Chama, New Mexico?
Commander Kane: Unfinished business with the Cartel, and Yakuza. We're not sure about the Japanese leader, but we do know about Mr. Craig, a high priority target in the Cartel. Johnny needs to bring him over here alive.
Ted: I am responsible for transporting all agents to, and from the field. Why was I not notified?
Commander Kane: Johnny doesn't need your helicopters anymore. Something better popped up. Pull up a chair, and let me tell you about it.
Rabbit Peak, a Toyota Corolla stopped by one of the trailers, and Mr. Craig stepped out once it stopped.
Mexican 629: Sir, the Japanese are waiting for you.
Mr. Craig: Thank you.
Johnny: *Driving down the road, when he sees the dirt road that goes up to Rabbit Peak*
Narrator: My colt was in the glove compartment, fully loaded with seven more clips of ammo. I just had to get Mr. Craig alive for Commander Kane.
Johnny: *Takes a right turn*
Narrator: I decided to use the same entrance I used last time. The stealthy approach is always a good one.
Johnny parks his car behind a bush.
Johnny: Now it's time to get inside, and get Mr. Craig.
Mr. Craig: *Inside the trailer with the Mexicans, and Japanese* The plan is good. Let's start the trade, then get out of here.
Narrator: I was outnumbered, but my family's last name isn't Lightning for nothing.
Johnny: *Kicks the door open, and shoots everyone inside the trailer, except for Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Opens a drawer, and pulls out a Type 99*
Johnny: *Shoots the Type 99 out of Mr. Craig's hands*
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes as he raises his hands* Why don't you kill me?
Johnny: You're wanted alive in Virginia. Langley Virginia.
Mr. Craig: *Kicks Johnny, and runs for it*
Johnny: *Gets up, watching Mr. Craig take off in his Toyota. He fires his final two bullets, watching one hit the back window, and the other one hit the back right tire*
Mr. Craig: Ah! *Losing control, he goes down the hill to the left, off road*
Johnny: *Runs into his car, and turns left to follow Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Gets back on the road, and drives towards the center of town*
Johnny: *Reaches the intersection, drifting to the left*
Mr. Craig: I'll lose him here! *Turns right, heading for the Cumbres & Toltec Scenic Railroad*
Although there were a few trains in the yard, none of them were moving.
Mr. Craig: *Stops, and runs towards a wooden boxcar*
Johnny: *Stops behind Mr. Craig's Corolla, getting out of his car* Craig, there's no escape! *Looks around, as he walks towards the car that Mr. Craig is hiding in* You can run, but you can't hide, or escape. *Climbs into the car, looking at Mr. Craig* Am I right?
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes in defeat* You win. I surrender.
Johnny: Now you're speaking my language.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 22, 2017
Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give you 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: You are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series Colt 1911*
Narrator: Not standard issue, but it packs more of a punch than those crappy European 45's.
Japanese Man 93: When wirr the derivery arrive?
Fat Mexican: Soon. Mr. Craig will arrive soon with some of my men in the helicopter.
Johnny: *Getting closer to the door, and kicks it open*
Japanese Man 93: What is going on here?!
Johnny: Nobody move, and everything will be okay!!
Fat Mexican: *Slowly pulling out a Walther P99*
Johnny: Don't you do it!
Fat Mexican: *Pointing the gun at his head*
Johnny: I said don't do it!!
Japanese Man 93: *Slowly reaching for his Type 99 leaning on a wall*
Johnny: Hey hold it! *Grabs the Japanese man*
Fat Mexican: *Shoots himself, and dies*
Johnny: *Pushes the Japanese man away, and shoots him. He looks at the Mexican* I needed him alive.
More Japanese people were heading for Johnny from the other side of the trailer, shooting at him through a window, but their bullets kept missing him.
Johnny: *Runs out the other side*
Japanese People: *Running out of buildings, shooting more bullets at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his pistol, and shoots a propane tank*
Japanese Men: *Die*
Narrator: Now I just had to escape from the others. The one thing I don't like about escape plans however, is when you can't find a way to get out. If only my commander had a vehicle laying around for me to use, but he insisted on dropping me off nearby from a helicopter. How nice of him.
Mexican 3698: *Arriving on a motorcycle*
Johnny: *Shoots the man off his motorcycle, and gets on it*
Japanese People: *Shooting at Johnny, watching him take off on the motorcycle*
Japanese Man 95: He's heading down the hirr. Get the seeker.
Johnny: *Halfway down the hill, close to the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Aiming the seeker at Johnny, watching ride towards a delivery truck*
Johnny: *Almost at the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Fires the rocket*
Johnny: *Looks behind him, and sees the missile* My kind of luck. *Gets hit by the missile, and flies into the delivery truck. It is marked with a hazmat logo*
Johnny is laying inside the truck, on the floor. On his wrist was a watch that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*
The 1958 Plymouth Belvedere
Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Fury disappears, going back into the watch*
Langley, West Virginia
Men: *Walking side by side in a hallway*
Episode 1: Pilot
Commander Kane: *Sitting next to Johnny, watching him sleep in the bed*
Special Guest Stars
WindWakerGuy430 as Mr. Craig
Men: *Walk into the room*
Man 1: Has he woken up yet?
Commander Kane: No. He's been unconscious ever since we picked him up from New Mexico.
Man 2: I advise that we use adrenaline.
Man 1: Right away.
Marie Schuenemann as Mabel Exla
Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Commander Kane: *Watching the man return with adrenaline* Please be careful. Johnny maybe new to the game, but he's good.
Man 1: Yes sir. *Inserts the adrenaline into Johnny*
Johnny: *Wakes up*
Commander Kane: Welcome back Lightning.
Johnny: Sir.
Commander Kane: Mind telling us what happened?
Johnny: My target shot himself. I shouted twice at him to stop, but he didn't listen.
Commander Kane: I see. Your first failure.
Johnny: Yes sir.
Commander Kane: And, where did you get that watch?
Johnny: Huh? *Looks at the watch* I don't know. It must have been from that truck I crashed into when I was making my escape.
Commander Kane: It could come in handy. We should test it out. See if it does anything special.
Johnny: I am ready. Let's do it.
Commander Kane: *Nods* Gentlemen. *Stands up, and leaves with Johnny*
Downstairs next to the parking garage was a very big, empty room.
Commander Kane: Turn on the watch.
Johnny: *Looks at it* It's already on. Perhaps if I hit the red button. *Hits it, activating a menu*
Commander Kane: *Looks at the watch* What does that mean?
Johnny: Let's hit it, and find out. *Hits menu on the screen*
There was only two things left on the watch now. The back button, and another button that read 58PB
Commander Kane: Let's see what 58PB does.
Johnny: *Selects it*
The screen then read, please run before selecting.
Johnny: Guess I better run. *Starts to run, then hits the 58PB*
The screen on the watch now said jump.
Johnny: *Jumps, then ends up in the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere*
Commander Kane: Whoa.
Johnny: Cool! *Floors it, then drifts as he turns back towards Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: *Watching Johnny drive back towards him*
Johnny: *Stops, then gets out* I won't need to use Esler's choppers ever again.
Commander Kane: Does it have any weapons installed?
Johnny: No. It's just a standard car, but it can only be used when I select it on this watch. *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: Just be careful, and make sure no bullets hit it.
Johnny: I will sir.
Commander Kane: Let's go see if Exla has any weapons for you.
Johnny: Yes sir. *Follows Commander Kane*
Mabel was in a special room, where she was designing weapons, and gadgets for spies of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: *Walks into the room with Commander Kane* Hey. What's happening?
Mabel: I missed you. Everything go well for you in Chama?
Johnny: Yes, and no. I failed my assignment, but I got a special watch.
Mabel: What does it do?
Johnny: Provides me with my own set of wheels. Perhaps I can take you for a cruise one day when we're off duty.
Mabel: *Gets closer to him, her smile getting bigger* I'll have to check with my supervisor.
Johnny: *Blushing* I'm sure he'd be okay with it as long as Commander Kane is.
Commander Kane: *Nods*
Mabel: *Puts her arms around his neck* I bet you have a hard on.
Johnny: I bet you wanna do it.
They kiss with their eyes closed.
Commander Kane: Lovebirds, please pay attention.
Johnny: *Stops kissing Mabel*
Mabel: *Takes her arms off of his shoulders, and backs up*
Commander Kane: Johnny is going back to Chama. Aside from his pistol and ammo, do you have anything for him?
Mabel: Not much. Plastique, and a few gas grenades.
Johnny: Always preferred those type of grenades over the frags. How do they work?
Mabel: If anyone inhales the fumes for more than five seconds, they are a goner.
Commander Kane: Our intel indicates that Mr. Craig is almost at Chama. *Gives him a flight ticket* If you go now, you may be able to catch him in the same area you were in.
We return to Rabbit Peak.
Japanese Man 962: We have both rost good men. Our onry hope is that your peopre do not use up anymore of the cocaine, before serring it to us.
Mexican Man 683: We agree. Our offer still remains. Your weapons for 20 kilos of cocaine, with thirty thousand pesos. When Mr. Craig arrives, he will confirm our deal, and we will conclude our business.
Japanese Man 962: Very werr.
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving through New Mexico, on his way to Chama*
Narrator: I learned that the car from my watch didn't run on gasoline. It ran on my energy. All I had to do to keep the car running was stay awake. By doing so, I did have to make many stops to eat. I just finished having breakfast, and I was getting closer to finding Mr. Craig in Chama.
Stop the song
Ted Esler met up with Commander Kane in CIA headquarters.
Commander Kane: *Looks at Ted as he enters his room. He turns off his laptop* Hello Esler.
Ted: What's this I hear about your boy Lightning going back to Chama, New Mexico?
Commander Kane: Unfinished business with the Cartel, and Yakuza. We're not sure about the Japanese leader, but we do know about Mr. Craig, a high priority target in the Cartel. Johnny needs to bring him over here alive.
Ted: I am responsible for transporting all agents to, and from the field. Why was I not notified?
Commander Kane: Johnny doesn't need your helicopters anymore. Something better popped up. Pull up a chair, and let me tell you about it.
Rabbit Peak, a Toyota Corolla stopped by one of the trailers, and Mr. Craig stepped out once it stopped.
Mexican 629: Sir, the Japanese are waiting for you.
Mr. Craig: Thank you.
Johnny: *Driving down the road, when he sees the dirt road that goes up to Rabbit Peak*
Narrator: My colt was in the glove compartment, fully loaded with seven more clips of ammo. I just had to get Mr. Craig alive for Commander Kane.
Johnny: *Takes a right turn*
Narrator: I decided to use the same entrance I used last time. The stealthy approach is always a good one.
Johnny parks his car behind a bush.
Johnny: Now it's time to get inside, and get Mr. Craig.
Mr. Craig: *Inside the trailer with the Mexicans, and Japanese* The plan is good. Let's start the trade, then get out of here.
Narrator: I was outnumbered, but my family's last name isn't Lightning for nothing.
Johnny: *Kicks the door open, and shoots everyone inside the trailer, except for Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Opens a drawer, and pulls out a Type 99*
Johnny: *Shoots the Type 99 out of Mr. Craig's hands*
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes as he raises his hands* Why don't you kill me?
Johnny: You're wanted alive in Virginia. Langley Virginia.
Mr. Craig: *Kicks Johnny, and runs for it*
Johnny: *Gets up, watching Mr. Craig take off in his Toyota. He fires his final two bullets, watching one hit the back window, and the other one hit the back right tire*
Mr. Craig: Ah! *Losing control, he goes down the hill to the left, off road*
Johnny: *Runs into his car, and turns left to follow Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Gets back on the road, and drives towards the center of town*
Johnny: *Reaches the intersection, drifting to the left*
Mr. Craig: I'll lose him here! *Turns right, heading for the Cumbres & Toltec Scenic Railroad*
Although there were a few trains in the yard, none of them were moving.
Mr. Craig: *Stops, and runs towards a wooden boxcar*
Johnny: *Stops behind Mr. Craig's Corolla, getting out of his car* Craig, there's no escape! *Looks around, as he walks towards the car that Mr. Craig is hiding in* You can run, but you can't hide, or escape. *Climbs into the car, looking at Mr. Craig* Am I right?
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes in defeat* You win. I surrender.
Johnny: Now you're speaking my language.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 22, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If you can read English, you can cook. For Instance. Basic Bread stuffing, melt one third cup of butter in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick butter on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = You got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick butter on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = You got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO you did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told you not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a second ago. well tell me what you think!I am planing on making more short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told you not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a second ago. well tell me what you think!I am planing on making more short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school or any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A singing basketball (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school or any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A singing basketball (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
You held it all in
I should’ve put the fire out
You were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
You bled but no one heard
You were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what you wanted it to be
You were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the fire out
You were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
You bled but no one heard
You were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what you wanted it to be
You were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
