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posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits next to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus, and goes as far back as he can to knock down the doors in front of him*
Morris: *Sits in the back with Mary*
Cartwright: *Sits down in front of Heidi*
Heidi: *Puts a blanket over Cartwright to keep him warm*
John: Everybody on the floor!

The other four listened, and were laying down when John started to go forward.

John: *Knocks the doors down*
Stormtrooper 95: *Looks at the speeder bus*
John: *Hits several speeder bikes, destroying them*
Stormtroopers: *Shooting the speeder bus*

A few shots hit the back window, but it wasn't completely destroyed until..

Morris & Mary: *Use their E-11's to break the remains of the window, then return fire*
Imperials: *Get shot, and fall down*
Morris: *His blaster overheats, so he lets Mary do the rest of the shooting*
Imperial Guard: *Lowers the gate in front of the bridge*
John: *Goes through the gate*
Imperial Guard: *Activates an alarm*

Pause the song

Alarm: link

Imperials: *Running to Imperial Troop Transports, IFT-D's, and a speeder bike*
Imperial Officer 85: *On a phone* Emergency. Get me through to the Omega Airbase immediately.
Imperials: *Taking off in their Imperial Troop Transports, Speeder Bike, and IFT-D's*

Resume the song from 1:38

Imperial Officer 56: They're getting in range now. Fire!
Stormtrooper 29: We can't. They have a jammer. Only our blasters will work.
Cartwright: That jammer you put up is really coming in handy.
Heidi: Thank you Corporal.
John: *Turns left. The road he is on goes parallel to a river*
Morris: *Watching the Imperials follow them. He stands up, and walks towards John* We got company.
John: Yes, I saw it in the mirror.
Morris: *Looks at another left turn up ahead* How long before we reach the poles?
John: Just around the next turn.

Stop the song.

Imperial Officer 85: Omega Airbase? Get me your commanding officer!

---

The poles were finally in sight. The traps they set up before going into the castle were still there.

John: *Hits the plastic poles next to the telephone poles*

With the wires attached to the plastic poles, the traps were set to explode. Once they did, the poles began to fall, threatening to crush any of the speeders in it's path.

Imperial Officer 82: Look out!!
Stormtrooper 40: *Slows down. Once the pole lands in front of it, he moves the Imperial Troop Transport over it*

There was another reason as to why the poles were blown up.

Imperial Officer 85: *Holding his phone, but doesn't hear anything. He taps a button five times, but it doesn't do anything*

---

John: *Moves to the left side of the road, and hits a pole next to a tree*
Imperials: *Watching an explosive trap go off, and see a tree falling down in front of them*

Song (Start at 3:49): link

Imperial Officer 56: Damn the Republic!! Get that tree out of the way now!!
Stormtrooper: Yes sir. *Goes with several other stormtroopers with detpacks to get the tree out of the way*
Imperial Officer 56: *Gets out of the Imperial Troop Transport* We can get the Speeder Bike through on the left.
Scout Trooper: *Slowly goes to the left side of the tree. Once he passes it, he gets on the other side of the road, and continues the chase*
Imperial Officer 56: Everyone else, back up!!
Imperials: *Driving their speeders backwards*

Up ahead, John was getting his group towards a bridge. It began to snow as they got closer.

John: Get ready.
Morris: *Has his bag of explosive traps ready*
John: *Crosses the bridge, and stops on the other side. He gets out with Morris*
Morris: *Climbs over a guardrail, and gets under the bridge*
John: *Does the same on the other side*

They each had four traps.

Morris: *Has his bag in front of him as he begins to set up his explosive traps*
John: *Has his bag hanging from part of a bridge, and begins to place his explosive traps*

With the rest of the Imperials, they had their explosions set to move the tree out of their way.

Stormtrooper 78: All detpacks are ready sir. We are ready to blow up the tree at your command.
Imperial Officer 56: Fire!!
Stormtrooper 78: *Sets off the detpacks, and watches the tree blow up*

The IFT-D's passed the Imperial Troop Transports, and went between the two remains of the tree.

Scout Trooper: *Riding his speeder bike parallel to a guardrail*

Skip the song to 6:24

Mary: *Resting in the bus when she hears the engine of the speeder bike. She sits up, and gets ready with her E-11*
Scout Trooper: *Taking a left turn, getting in front of the bridge*
Mary: *Shoots the Scout Trooper*
Scout Trooper: *Falls off. His speeder bike goes to the right, down a hill, and into the river*
John: Set the rest of them and get out of here!! *Leaves his bag hanging on part of a bridge as he climbs back up*
Scout Trooper: *Shoots at Mary with an E-11*
Mary: *Shoots the Scout Trooper*
John: *Running back to the bus*

The IFT-D's were getting close followed by the Imperial Troop Transports.

Morris: *Having finished with the traps, he climbs back up*
Stormtroopers: *Firing at Morris as they come towards him in their IFT-D*
Morris: *Returns fire*
Stormtroopers: *Get shot. They too go to the right, falling into the river*
Morris: *Runs to John, and the others on the bus. Shots from blasters hitting the ground near his feet*
John: *Slowly takes off*
Morris: *Gets on, and sits next to Mary*

The bridge blew up as another IFT-D was trying to cross it. The other speeders were trapped on the other side, having no way to cross, unless they wanted to fall down into the river hundreds of feet down below. John, and the others were safe as they drove the speeder bus to Omega Airbase.

Six Tie Fighters were lined up outside, waiting for their next assignment.

John: *Driving the speeder bus down a hill, but stops. He looks at the entrance gate far to the right*
Imperial Officer 59: *Driving an Imperial Troop Transport out of the airbase*

The Landing Craft that would pick up John, and his group entered Chevrelium's atmosphere.

Republic Pilot: Omega Airbase control tower. Omega Airbase control tower. Do you copy?
Imperial Engineer: This is Omega Airbase control tower. Identify, over.
Republic Pilot: We are in serious trouble. Request immediate permission to land.
Imperial Engineer: Transmit clearing codes.
Republic Pilot: Transmitting now. One engine out. Losing altitude.
Imperial Engineer: You are clear for immediate landing.
Republic Pilot: *Turns right, and heads for the airbase*
John: *Looks to the left, and sees the landing craft*

With the Landing Craft in sight, John went straight for the entrance gate.

John: *Crashes through the gate, passing four Scout Troopers*
Scout Troopers: *Firing at the bus with their rifles*
Morris & Mary: *Shoot the Scout Troopers with their E-11's*
Imperial Engineer: *Activates an alarm*

Alarm: link

Republic Pilot: *Turns the landing craft around, and lands on the end of the runway*
John: *Crashes into a Tie Fighter*

The Tie Fighter landed on a fuel tank, and exploded. John didn't hesitate to do the same to the other five Tie Fighters. Once all six of them were destroyed, more stormtroopers went out to chase them in four IFT-D's.

Another alarm was activated: link

Imperial Engineer: Fighter Squadron 126, request immediate air support! Fighter Squadron 126, come in!!
John: Get the control tower!!
Morris & Mary: *Firing at the control tower*

Their blasters put holes all over the control tower, and the man inside.

Imperial Engineer: Ah!!! *Falls down*
Stormtroopers: *Catching up in an IFT-D*
Morris: *Shoots the driver*

The first one flipped over. Now there were three more they had to get rid of.

John: *Getting closer to the landing craft*
Republic Pilot: *Hits a button that makes the back door open*
John: *Takes a right turn, and stops behind the Landing Craft*
Morris: *Runs out of the bus, and into the Landing Craft with Mary, Heidi, and Cartwright*
John: *Shoots at the second IFT-D*

All of his shots missed. When the stormtroopers returned fire, they were only able to hit the bus. Five shots nearly hit John.

John: *Climbs up on top of the speeder bus, and shoots the Stormtroopers, watching their IFT-D explode. Once that's out of the way, he runs into the Landing Craft*
Morris: We're all here, go!
Republic Pilot: *Takes off*
Stormtroopers: *Shooting at the Landing Craft*
Republic Pilot: *Closes his eyes as three shots hit the cockpit windows*

After that, they were out of range, and safely on their way back to Coruscant.

Republic Pilot: *Flying the Imperial Landing Craft above several mountains*
Heidi: *Watching Colonel Turner look at some books John gave to him. She switches her seat, moving from the left side of the ship to the right*
Colonel Turner: *Looking at the names in the book* Barkley wrote these names?
John: Yes. It's a list of Imperial agents in Coruscant.
Colonel Turner: That Barkley.
John: And Thomas, and Christianson.
Colonel Turner: *Looks at John with a look of amazement* All three of them? Incredible.
John: But not as incredible as the one name on the top of the list.
Colonel Turner: What name is that Major?
John: I have it in this book. *Pulls it out of his pocket* I think you'll be interested to see what it says. *Gives it to Colonel Turner*
Colonel Turner: *Opens the book, and looks at his own name*
John: It's your name Colonel. You don't look so shocked. Surely you suspected it. Otherwise, why would you come here to meet us? In case you were found out?
Colonel Turner: *Takes out a DC-15 blaster from his backpack* Go on.
John: You see you underestimated Admiral Roland. He had you, and the others under suspicion for some time. He contacted me, and Mary when we were on vacation in Velmor, and told us about what was really going on.
Colonel Turner: Fascinating.
John: Mary was brought into this operation because I needed her help into getting into the castle. The Lieutenant being a member of the Rebel Alliance, and having no relation with the Republic was the only member of the group I could trust. I had my doubts about Harrod, and Jott, until the other three killed him. You chose me for this operation, because you thought I was also a spy for the Imperials. Admiral Roland knew I was not.
Colonel Turner: *Points the DC-15 at John* Now you're guessing Smith.
John: Your pointing that blaster at me is sufficient evidence as it is. You are pointing it at me, aren't you?
Colonel Turner: *Nods* Outstanding. Unfortunately this is the end for you, and your friends.
John: Admiral Roland saw you to the shuttle himself, didn't he? He also made sure you were carrying that blaster, because he removed the firing pin.
Colonel Turner: *Pulls the trigger, but nothing happens*
John: Why don't you put it down Colonel?
Colonel Turner: *Drops his blaster*
Morris: *Grabs his E-11, and points it at Colonel Turner*
John: Not so hasty Lieutenant. We must keep him alive.
Colonel Turner: *Sweating* What now Major?
John: You'll be tried for treason, may end up getting 20 years of prison.
Colonel Turner: Public Trial would be embarrassing Major. For you, and for Admiral Roland. Assuming that-
John: You're finished Colonel.
Colonel Turner: *Stares at John* I seem to have no more cards to play then. Is there an alternative?
John: There is. Only one though.
Colonel Turner: Well, it could make things worse for you.
John: Yes, but it's not as painful as that long drop to the end of the rope.
Colonel Turner: I see. *Stands up*
John: May I have those books?
Colonel Turner: *Looks back* Certainly. *Gives John his books back, then walks to a control panel. He hits a button that opens the back door, showing the snowy landscape that they are flying over. He looks back one more time, and gives everyone a dirty look*
John: *Watching Colonel Turner*
Morris: *Watches the Colonel jump off, and walks up to the control panel. He hits the button, and watches the door close. Once it's fully closed, he sits down across from John* Is that it Major?
John: Yes, I think so.
Morris: Do me a favor will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all Republic operation.
John: I'll try Lieutenant.
Morris: *Smiles*

Ending Theme: link

John: *Goes to sleep, and leans his head back on the wall*
Mary: *Moves closer to John, and looks at his wounded hand*
Morris: *Also falls asleep*
Republic Pilot: *Flying over more mountains*

Cast of characters

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary
Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner
Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi
Brian Connery as Jott McPherson
Kevin Shoemaker as Barkley
Kevin Meizanis as Thomas
RJ Shoemaker as Christianson
Matthew Broderick as Harrod
Hugh Laurie as Cartwright Jones
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Name: John Hannah (Actor)
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7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

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10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
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2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
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