Random Article: What to Do if You Have No Life for Dummies

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What to Do if You Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach you what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if you have no life, you know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if you do it, you'll have a life. And if you have a life, then you wouldn't be looking up what to do when you don't have one. So don't do it and look up articles on what to do when you have no life.

5. Clean up your room

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)

6. Make yourself some cookies

I love cookies. The chocolate chip kind.

7. Play Pokemon Go

Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!

8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor

I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.

9. Go camping

I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.

10. Stop reading this

Dummy.

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CokeTheUmbreon I'll play ORAS but not GO. I ain't got a phone. Then I do a [i]Pokémon: Aura Warriors[/I] RP with my peeps. It's been slow since both of my members are busy atm. All in all, nice article. Gotta catch dem all indeed!

Top 13 Disney Scenes That Scared Me

posted by BB2010

I was a bit of a scaredy cat when I was a kid and there were some things I wasn't totally ready to watch at certain ages. My stepmom actually watched horror movies while I was in the room when I was 8 and didn't care that some of those movies kinda scarred me for life. There were some Disney movies I had a hard time watching when I was a kid because there were one or more scenes that scared me too much.

And in case you're wondering, "Why top 13?" Well, because 1. 13 because unlucky number and 2. I do what I want

13. Hocus Pocus
This is a movie I love now. I watch it over and over again without...

In-Indie - Absolver

posted by Windwakerguy430

Have you ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way more fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t you know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but you take what you can get. So let us talk about Absolver

So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...

In-Indie - Lethal League Blaze

posted by Windwakerguy430

I think one of my favorite things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze

Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which you can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...

Cirno

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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NikPiks - The Collapse of Tony Hawk's Franchise (And His Image)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed by the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.

Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

Life In The Fast Lane 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...

Princess Jasmine

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Shadowverse

added by TheLefteris24

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The Nut House Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have You Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: Hey you two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: You guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...

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MY TOP 22 JONTRON QUOTES: (because i’ve Been rewatching him, and just have too)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: You know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...

The Nut House Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and you know what...

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Why Berni is a Great Friend

posted by mrcodegeass

Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a prop from her is always a treat.

There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several friends on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a more charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's wall to see all the adorable messages that her friends have sent her.

Thank you Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a more friendly place.

20 CINEMA SNOB QUOTES

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that...

Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie Review

posted by NagisaFurukawa-

Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.

So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing Anime live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC Movies change and is not similar to the comics and cartoons sometimes....

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5 Foods If They Could Evolve Like Pokemon

posted by -Universe_COLA-

So xD Fuck it.

-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White Bread is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown Bread is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Arsenium - Rumadai (Everybody dance)

added by superboy16

Ex- O-zone band member

video

random

rumadai

everybody dance

music

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What Makes A Character Truly Evil

posted by zanhar1

The embodiment of evil.

This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

By awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he or she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right....

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp Star for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, pink skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp Star as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop Star I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop Star and flew...